# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/201 "2003-10-19T03:39:22Z")
Damn, how did that happen? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/202 "2003-10-19T03:41:17Z")
The double post I mean, 8 minutes apart no less. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/203 "2003-10-19T03:42:28Z")
??? Who cares, hon… come sit here and let me make you feel better. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/204 "2003-10-19T03:43:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*No sense sitting beside me… sit right here in front of me! Let your cares drift away… \*\* Mmmmm, boy do those hands work magic. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/205 "2003-10-19T03:44:08Z")
Us guitarists are artists… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/206 "2003-10-19T03:46:09Z")
Did you know I like the artsy type? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/207 "2003-10-19T03:53:21Z")
You don’t even KNOW how you’ll like the artsy type… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/208 "2003-10-19T03:57:49Z")
Are you flirting with me, **if6was9**? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/209 "2003-10-19T04:00:19Z")
Ya think? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/210 "2003-10-19T04:04:11Z")
\< flirts back, shamelessly \> ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/211 "2003-10-20T20:16:14Z")
:::: looks around, sees **Horseflesh** struggling under the water, jumps in to save him :::: **Horseflesh** did you know if you would have just stood up you wouldn’t have had to been rescued? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/212 "2003-10-21T05:51:46Z")
_re-surfaces and takes of his nose snorkel®_ [announcer voice] and Speaking of nose snorkels … you can order Your Very Own nose snorkel over in the _OMFG(long)_ thread. So handy for friendly 7-20 day long nekkid hot tub parties!How much would YOU expect to pay … but wait … if you order now you’ll receive with your order a genuine _spork_ lifted personally for you from a local Taco Bell!!![/voice] Dang! Looks like I missed all the flirting, while I was under water testing out my goggles and snorkel … and my idea for using a zip lock baggie to make my digital camera into an underwater … euuuwwwwwww!!! The dang’d baggie Leaked!!! I shoulda used a condom, I shoulda been practicing safe camera-ing! ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/213 "2003-10-21T06:56:47Z")
DRIVE-BY ICE DUMP!!! [_sturmhauke uses the distraction to steal a dragon roll_] ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/214 "2003-10-22T13:47:36Z")
Thanks **sturmhauke** , now I have a pair of T.H.O.'s. Better watch out, someone may lose an eye. \< Flirts with **Whyatt** \> ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/215 "2003-10-22T13:54:40Z")
Who the hell is that **whyatt** guy? I meant to flirt with **Wyatt**! ---
**Author:** ![Eliphalet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eliphalet/32/9563_2.png) [@Eliphalet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eliphalet)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/216 "2003-10-22T20:31:01Z")
\*\* Wyatt\*\* brings up a good point. Y’all aren’t practicing responsible hot-tubbing in a tub this large. There should be a lifeguard present! Having all of the necessary training and equipment (lifeguard chair, whistle, rescue tube, binoculars, rubber duck, and floating drink holder), I humbly volunteer. \*\ \* I’ll just set up over here and wait for the ladies to come admire the hero protecting them from all sorts of evil. 😃 Or just want to play with my rubber ducky… Eliphalet ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/217 "2003-10-22T22:05:54Z")
Ummm, **Eliphalet** The rubberduck is kind of cute, but can I play with your whistle, please? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/218 "2003-10-23T02:23:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*:::: looks around, sees **Horseflesh** struggling under the water, jumps in to save him :::: > **Horseflesh** did you know if you would have just stood up you wouldn’t have had to been rescued? \*\* \ What’d you do that for? I wasn’t “struggling”, I was, um, “shivering with delight”. It’s a smorgasboard down there! It’s like naked Doper soup! I’m going back in. If I don’t resurface in 3 hours, call the President. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/219 "2003-10-23T02:31:01Z")
**Eliphalet** , that’s cool that you’d do that for us. As long as you don’t have that silver shit on your nose. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/220 "2003-10-23T04:32:04Z")
_peeks through the shrubbery_ Oh, what nice shrubbery… oops! _almost spotted, she ducks down quietly amidst the leafy foliage_ shhhhh… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=12)