# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/221 "2003-10-23T14:13:21Z")
_Spots **SanguineSpider** _ Hey, come play! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/222 "2003-10-23T15:15:48Z")
I’m I the only person who is thinking of the movie Eating Raoul? (looks around for a space heater) ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/223 "2003-10-23T18:22:31Z")
I’m back! _Removes tie and sloughs gently into the tub, endeavoring not to drown anyone in the onrush of displaced water._ I have returned from my vacation, and had forgotten how punishing 10 hour long drives can be on one’s back. If there are any comely wenches available to work on my aching muscles (and any other spot they might fancy), I’ll be soaking right over here. After all, as the Spaniards say, how beautiful it is to do nothing all day and then rest afterward. Once again, my compliments to our fetching hostess **Misstee**. I have sung paeans far and wide to thy glorious name, and many of the male attendees amongst the reunion crowd dashed off to the nearest cybercafe to join this board and partake of thy red-headed _(swoon)_ loveliness. Really. As if they were worthy. The peasants. And now, if someone is willing to wield the accordian, I’ll treat you all to some Moxy Fruvous. You’ll have to be patient, though. I’m kind of new at singing four-part harmonies on my own. _Looks around and notices that the water level has now raised to everyone’s necks. Mourning the disappearance of so many perfect breasts from view, begins bailing water with his lute_ ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/224 "2003-10-23T20:24:04Z")
What’s a THO? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/225 "2003-10-23T21:20:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sturmhauke \* > \*\*What’s a THO? \*\* It can stand for a number of things: Totally Hot Ostrich That Hellish Odor Then Hilarity Occurs But in the case of your drive-by ice-capades, I think it means Titty Hard On. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/226 "2003-10-23T21:47:09Z")
That would be plural, right? Titty Hard Ons. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/227 "2003-10-24T00:30:42Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/228 "2003-10-24T00:41:59Z")
See, **misstee**? Ya put **sturmhauke** ’s eye out with those things! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/229 "2003-10-24T04:20:56Z")
The plural of titty hard on is not titty hard ons but titties hard on, like attorneys general or surgeons general. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/230 "2003-10-24T06:58:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*See, **misstee**? Ya put **sturmhauke** ’s eye out with those things! 😃 \*\* She certa\_nly d\_d. \_ don’t have any \_'s left, wh\_ch makes \_t d\_ff\_cult to type properly. \_t’s one of the most common letters \_n Engl\_sh you know. G\_mm\_e back my \_ damm\_t! R\_ght now! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/231 "2003-10-24T12:56:49Z")
Should she have put _both_ eyes out? Or is there something about **misstee** I don’t know? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/232 "2003-10-24T13:06:31Z")
I guess that would be a matter of width, **sturmhauke** ’s eyes vs. **misstee** ’s… T.H.O.s. Since the distance between eyes doesn’t vary much, I guess it depends on… **misstee** , we’re gonna need a picture of those things! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/233 "2003-10-24T13:23:17Z")
You guys are so cool! ☹ Sometimes I feel really sad that I can’t be as cool and witty as you guys. I try to make funnies about my imaginary kitty, Floofy, but it doesn’t really come off right. I think it’s superneat that intelligent adults can still have a sense of humor and imagination. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/234 "2003-10-24T16:12:55Z")
You guys asked for it: (o)(o) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/235 "2003-10-24T16:39:52Z")
Asked for what? A nutsack with acne problems? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/236 "2003-10-24T16:44:08Z")
Qazzz, the secret _s read\_ng a lot. And \_ mean [_]everyth\_ng[/_]. Toaster manuals, those cards you get on the bus that say, "_ am deaf, please g\_ve me 67,000 pounds sterl\_ng," the secret papers of the Homosexual Agenda Agency, \_nc, everything. Geez, \_ was just try\_ng to steal some sush\_, and \_ get assaulted w\_th WM\_D. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/237 "2003-10-24T19:47:26Z")
Ok, I think I’ve done my turn on the grill. Back into the tub for me. Refills for anyone before I come back in? Mistee you throw a great party. sturmhauke, what’s a WMID? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/238 "2003-10-24T22:17:06Z")
**misstee** , you’re so modest. Didn’t you mean this… **(o)(o)** ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/239 "2003-10-24T22:32:46Z")
You could be right **if6was9**. But IMO, **sturmhauke** ’s eyes are still pretty close together. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/240 "2003-10-24T22:46:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > sturmhauke, what’s a WMID? Weapons of Mass “I” Destruction? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=13)