# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/241 "2003-10-24T23:45:43Z")
As I’m sure you can all see, I have a superflous third nipple. Right here. [o][o] o ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/242 "2003-10-24T23:54:56Z")
Krusty? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/243 "2003-10-25T00:18:30Z")
No, But this ain’t make-up ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/244 "2003-10-25T00:28:43Z")
> [@](#): > > [_]Or\_g\_nally posted by f6was9 [/] > \*\*Weapons of Mass "_" Destruct\_on? \*\* \_ndeed. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/245 "2003-10-26T03:49:47Z")
I gotta jump out of the water, I just got a new tattoo. [Coming soon, pictures to this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217421) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/246 "2003-10-26T03:55:03Z")
We missed you, dear! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/247 "2003-10-27T06:50:00Z")
The pics should be posted by tomorrow. \< Looks around, trying to find someone to flirt with \> ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/248 "2003-10-27T09:23:00Z")
Look out, here comes the big harry guy. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/249 "2003-10-27T09:25:12Z")
And he’s bringing the big hairy guy along too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/250 "2003-10-27T20:36:46Z")
A big hairy Harry to flirt with. Sounds like a good time. The flirting shall now begin. _flirt, flirt_ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/251 "2003-10-28T08:30:22Z")
:: resurfaces slowly like a guy in a rubber suit from a 50s B-grade horror movie :: Ah, the things I’ve met and the people I’ve done. I highly recommend the underwater tour for the adventuresome types. :: notices all the eerily silent and lightly boiled Dopers lolling against the sides of the hot tub. Takes the opportunity to rearrange bodies for interesting photo ops :: Lesse, let’s put your arm _here_…and your leg up on _this_ shoulder…and, oh, your head needs to go right about _here_. ---
**Author:** ![stormchaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@stormchaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stormchaser)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/252 "2003-10-29T00:43:12Z")
What is this— a hottub party? hello everyone! mind if I join in? This tub is huge. whats up with all the floating bodies? looks like we need to get out the ole skimmer. why misstee, you are looking quite pale. let me come over there and give you a pick me up. how about some whipped creme or peanut butter? ---
**Author:** ![stormchaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@stormchaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stormchaser)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/253 "2003-10-29T00:53:38Z")
What is this— a hottub party? hello everyone! mind if I join in? This tub is huge. whats up with all the floating bodies? looks like we need to get out the ole skimmer. why misstee, you are looking quite pale. let me come over there and give you a pick me up. how about some whipped creme or peanut butter? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/254 "2003-10-29T03:43:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*:: resurfaces slowly like a guy in a rubber suit from a 50s B-grade horror movie :: > > Ah, the things I’ve met and the people I’ve done. I highly recommend the underwater tour for the adventuresome types. > > :: notices all the eerily silent and lightly boiled Dopers lolling against the sides of the hot tub. Takes the opportunity to rearrange bodies for interesting photo ops :: > > Lesse, let’s put your arm _here_…and your leg up on _this_ shoulder…and, oh, your head needs to go right about _here_. \*\* _peeks out from the hedge and sees Horseflesh posing people_ Oh, I _can’t_ get in now! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/255 "2003-10-29T14:19:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stormchaser \* > why misstee, you are looking quite pale. let me come over there and give you a pick me up. how about some whipped creme or peanut butter? \< woo hoo \> I have found someone else to flirt with! Don’t forget the chocolate syrup, **stormchaser**. AND welcome to the boards, and welcome to the hot tub party! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/256 "2003-10-29T16:56:54Z")
(Zebra looks through camera) No **stormchaser** her other left, that one, move it a bit down. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/257 "2003-10-29T17:16:23Z")
Oops, I mean **Horseflesh**. **stormchaser** I think that one needs some more whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/258 "2003-10-29T17:28:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > No **stormchaser** her other left, that one, move it a bit down. I only have one left one. HE HE HE I know you weren’t talking to **stormchaser** , and I know you weren’t talking about the whipped cream and peanut butter, but it still sounded funny ---
**Author:** ![stormchaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@stormchaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stormchaser)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/259 "2003-10-30T00:32:15Z")
soooo---- where should i put this peanutbutter? ---
**Author:** ![Empress\_Jolrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Empress\_Jolrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Empress_Jolrael)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/260 "2003-10-30T01:42:37Z")
Hmm… if it’s a _virtual_ hottub party, US laws don’t apply, right? 😃 _dons swimsuit_ _jumps in_ Could I have a Kir vin blanc, please? Of course, if there’s any champagne, I wouldn’t be averse to a Kir Royal. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=14)