# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/261 "2003-10-30T13:35:56Z")
Welcome to the very unlawless hot tub party **Empress Jolrael**. **stormchaser** , you can put that peanut butter right here. \ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/262 "2003-10-30T19:35:51Z")
Yes but who’s elbow did you point to? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/263 "2003-10-31T05:35:03Z")
Well, my own of course. If anyone is going to have an elbow licked, its going to be me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/264 "2003-10-31T05:46:56Z")
I’ll lick any part of you you want, dear… if you’ll just send an e-mail… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/265 "2003-10-31T07:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*I’ll lick any part of you you want, dear… if you’ll just send an e-mail… \*\* Silly, this is a _hot tub_ party. Tain’t no e-mail here. But we do have tub-mail. 😉 Hey there, **stormchaser** , I could use some elbow cream. Why don’t you come over here and slather me up and then we’ll talk about where the peanut butter would be best applied to you. Ever had a peanut butter foot mask? BTW, has anybody seen the gardner? He was just talking to **misstee** a few minutes ago and now they’re nowhere to be seen. Hmmm, I wonder… \ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/266 "2003-10-31T19:31:04Z")
Has any here ever seen balzing Saddles? I heard the only thing Mel Brooks Had to cut from the movie was during the Schnitzengruben(sp?) scene with Clevon Little and Madeline Kahn. Apparently, after the fade-to-black after Kahn says,“Is it twue what they say about you people? Oh, It’s TWUE it’s TWUE!” they had to cut Clevon Little saying,“Um, That’s my elbow…” I won’t even mention the baked bean scene considering the situation. Anyone need a refill? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/267 "2003-10-31T20:01:02Z")
The cut line was You’re sucking on my arm. In case you are wondering **misstee** I’m a guy and I’m waiting to be flirted with. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/268 "2003-10-31T21:18:33Z")
Sorry, Zebra, I should have checked my sources… I was going from memory. Should we all reveal our genders for safety puposes? I too am male. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/269 "2003-10-31T23:04:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > In case you are wondering **misstee** I’m a guy and I’m waiting to be flirted with. \< grabs a big fingerful of peanut butter and spreads evenly over \*\*Zebra]/b]'s chest \> Hmmm, I guess I better lick that off, huh? Do you have the chocolate syrup **if6was9**? I _knew_ **SixSwordS** was male. I needed the gardiners help with a few things, **Horseflesh**. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/270 "2003-10-31T23:06:19Z")
So I have bolding and spelling issues, Y’all still love me, no? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/271 "2003-11-01T14:25:55Z")
misstee, May I be the first to say that any spelling, grammatical, or other problems you might have would easily be over shadowed by your charm, wit, and spectacular beauty… Or would that be over the top? Wait, your not wearing a top! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/272 "2003-11-01T16:02:19Z")
Hmmmm. Hey, **SiX** , while **misstee** is busy with that **Zebra** PB and chocolate syrup sandwich, what say we play a game of whipped cream tic-tac-toe on her back? Winner gets to lick the game away, loser has to help the gardener with his chores. I’ll go first: ```auto X | | -------- | | -------- | | ``` ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/273 "2003-11-01T16:34:01Z")
## X| |O | | | --- | | | There’s got to be a better way to do this, but I think you see my move anyway. I’m all for the whipped creme, but If I have to trim any hedges I better get hazard pay! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/274 "2003-11-01T16:46:14Z")
Oh Man, that looks terrible. Maybe we should use whipped creme for X’s and honey for the o’s for a little variation. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/275 "2003-11-01T17:41:11Z")
Number teh squares 1 through 9 and then call them out. Rigth now X has square 1 and and O has square 3 123 456 789 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/276 "2003-11-01T17:53:57Z")
Didn’t you guys see _War Games_? Nobody ever wins at tic-tac-toe! Why don’t we just cover **misstee** from head to toe in whipped cream and honey and all find a spot to lick? 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/277 "2003-11-01T19:17:47Z")
Good idea zebra, bad spelling, Also, you didn’t move. **if6was9** - Also a good idea, I think I’m almost out of honey, anyone have any to share. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/278 "2003-11-01T20:07:13Z")
Wooooo Hooooo How did I get to be such a lucky girl? A peanut butter, whipped cream, honey and chocolate syrup sundae made of, well, me. So who do I have licking me and where are you licking? he he he **SixSwordS** said trim my hedges he he he 😃 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/279 "2003-11-01T21:00:43Z")
Dibs on **Mistee** ’s belly button… and thereabouts… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/280 "2003-11-01T21:28:45Z")
Okay, my move. **X** 2 **O** 456 7 **X** 9 **misstee** , I think you’re licking **Zebra** at the moment. You’ll be licked here shortly, then we start another game on a different part of your body. We can’t reuse the same area now, can we? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=15)