# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/281 "2003-11-01T22:07:18Z")
_Strolls up to Hot Tub_ Hi, I’m new but you can call me TIM, cos new is a stupid name. Say that’s one huge Not Tub you’ve got there, mind if I join in? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/282 "2003-11-01T22:10:43Z")
Is there room for one more? Cool, man. Mind slipping me a drink? After all, you didn’t know i wasn’t 21. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/283 "2003-11-01T22:13:16Z")
It’s allright we’ll just lie and say we are in Russia, there the drinking age is somethign stupid like 12(mind you this is only for beer, spirits and the like are higher). ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/284 "2003-11-02T00:16:13Z")
Welcome to the party **The\_Immortal\_Mango** and \*\* Ilsa\_Lund\*\*. Wooo hooo on the new location for the new game of tic-tac-toe. **if6was9** , I have a ticklish spot right by my belly button. if you touch it just right I will laugh. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/285 "2003-11-02T01:03:29Z")
You mean right here, **Misstee**? _scritch scritch scritch_ I know another ticklish spot… somewhere below your belly button. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/286 "2003-11-02T13:48:56Z")
X2O 4O6 789 I don’t care whether I win or lose, I just saw a sopt that needed some honey. Sorry, **Horseflesh** I think some one licked off one of your moves… Man, those hedges really need trimming; maybe I’d be better off losing this game. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/287 "2003-11-03T01:11:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > **Sorry, Horseflesh I think some one licked off one of your moves…** S’okay, I remember where I was: **X** 2 **O** 4 **O** 6 **XX** 9 Looks like you’d better get the hedge shears sharpened up, buddy. LMAO, you have no idea how funny this is. Sorry I can’t spoil the joke for you. Sloe Gin Fizz for **Ilsa\_Lund** and a [Manly Mango Suicide](http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=967) for **The\_Immortal\_Mango**. Welcome to the hot tub! Clothes/bathing suits are no longer optional; they must be removed prior to entrance. Care for a game of lick-tac-toe? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/288 "2003-11-03T01:48:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > Care for a game of lick-tac-toe? Oh, please say yes! The more lick-tac-toers there are, the more fun for me! _I_ also refuse to tell about the gardener. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/289 "2003-11-03T19:16:22Z")
I thought it was basic double entendre, but now you’ve made me nervous. What have I gotten myself into? Have I’ve been enticed with liquor and nudity and the base hedonism of casual sexual dallience into some morally questionable activity or worse…! Am I being lured to my own disadvantage? Man! Am I getting buzzed! Any Absolut left? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/290 "2003-11-03T22:08:43Z")
Heh heh - _I_ refuse to tell about the gardener as well! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/291 "2003-11-03T22:33:12Z")
**X** 2 **O** 4 **O** 6 **XXO** _Closes eyes… awaits a painful shock… experiences stress related shrinkage_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/292 "2003-11-04T05:16:46Z")
NO, not stress related shrinkage. There is only one way to fix that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/293 "2003-11-04T07:54:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*I thought it was basic double entendre, but now you’ve made me nervous. What have I gotten myself into? Have I’ve been enticed with liquor and nudity and the base hedonism of casual sexual dallience into some morally questionable activity or worse…! Am I being lured to my own disadvantage? > > Man! Am I getting buzzed! Any Absolut left? \*\* Naw, it ain’t _that_ bad. Believe me, you _want_ to be the gardener in this thread. Here’s a bottle with a couple of inches of Absolut left to keep you steady. If you head on down on [Nov 15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221333), you just might find out the story of the gardener and his wicked ways. My move: **X** 2 **O** **XO** 6 **XXO** Well played, **SiXSwords**. Here is your rake and clippers. You won’t be needing them, as I just saw someone enter the house over yonder. Now I just need to clean up this game, and we’ll allow the mighty **misstee** to choose the next location. \ :: they don’t call me a master of Tongue Fu for nuthin’, ya know :: ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/294 "2003-11-04T17:30:17Z")
I’ll check out the !5th in a second. As for the gardeneing I brought just the thing. _Jumps out of tub and grabs a towel for decency. Runs from area. A car trunk (isn’t it bonnet for the Brits, or something?) is heard to open and close. Runs back._ Good thing I brought my weed whacker! \*Pulls starter cord. sounds of engine starting. **whir-whiiirr Put-put-put-ptut** Okay, where should I start? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/295 "2003-11-04T21:46:19Z")
Nice try, but to us Brits a trunk is a trunk. the bonnet is the fron of the car. You find it just above the engine. _Checks watch_ Ah my home brew should be about ready. _Jumps out the bath, not bothering with a towel, I’m a mango after all._ _Fetches home distilled Vodka_ Bottoms up! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/296 "2003-11-04T22:42:01Z")
Bottoms up??? Sounds like **The\_Immortal\_Mango** just found the location of the next game of lick tac toe. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/297 "2003-11-04T23:41:40Z")
Another Cosmo! I know when I’ve had enough! I am _not_ peeing in the pool! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/298 "2003-11-04T23:44:37Z")
I’m sorry! I love you Guys! :::sobs::: ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/299 "2003-11-05T03:18:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > I am _not_ peeing in the pool! \*\* So you’re not into water sports? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/300 "2003-11-06T20:24:14Z")
Well we might just have enough room for a game of water polo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=16)