# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/301 "2003-11-07T18:36:20Z")
Scranton, Eh? _Cuts off the whacker_ I forgot my safety glasses anyway. _removes the towel and re enters the tub_ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/302 "2003-11-07T18:41:18Z")
Maybe cuts off wasn’t the right turn of phrase there… How about just turns off? ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/303 "2003-11-07T18:48:48Z")
Enters wearing Connan O’brien old fashion swim suit. “Milk please” well there go my chances in this partially naked hot tub party. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/304 "2003-11-07T19:39:39Z")
No, I like milk drinkers, incredibly strong bones are a turn on! Welcome in **That Insufferable Jerk…**. **SixSwordS** said cuts off the wacker, he he he ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/305 "2003-11-07T19:45:38Z")
Well I do have a… er… strong bones… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/306 "2003-11-07T19:52:36Z")
I like the way you think – you will fit in nicely to this thread. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/307 "2003-11-07T21:30:19Z")
And not just this thread I feel. ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/308 "2003-11-07T22:07:36Z")
hey, there space in that big 'ol tub for me, freshly back from the land of ‘where the hell did all my files go? why won’t this thing boot up, dammit!’? _drops keg of fosters next to tub_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/309 "2003-11-07T22:20:19Z")
_Picks up keg of fosters and drinks it_ **BURP** I needed that. No whosh up for a shpot of shwimming. ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/310 "2003-11-07T22:23:52Z")
damn you!!! 😛 _puts the fosters IV in his arm and gets in the tub_ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/311 "2003-11-07T23:38:36Z")
Ok, I got my new can of whipped cream open. And, here’s some more honey. Let me get a refill and I’ll make the next move in lick-tac-toe. Ready misstee? ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/312 "2003-11-07T23:51:28Z")
\*\*Wakes up from nap induced by hot water, good meal, and…umm…highly skillful footwork. Now, then, where were we? Hmm…can’t remember. Oh, well, I’ll just start fresh then. \*\*Tips imaginary hat to all present, particularly the ladies. Good evening all, I am once again ready to help out with the entertainment. Anyone know the chorus parts for _Rigoletto_? I have a waterproof score around here somewhere… Okay, ready maestro? _Scorrendo uniti remota via, brev’ora dopo caduto il dì…_ No, no, no! Watch the conductor’s baton, not mine! Typical tenors. Just so I don’t distract you any further, I’ll sit down. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/313 "2003-11-08T00:41:24Z")
**SiX** , the new game (IIRC) will be played on the same side, only lower. You’ll have to be creative with the whipped cream as the playing surface is a bit more, ah, convex than the last one. You make your moves in honey, I’ll make mine in chocolate syrup. Ready when you are. **Kizarvexius** , is that a baton in your hand, or are you just happy to be here? La la la la laaaaa… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/314 "2003-11-08T01:07:37Z")
**123 4X6 789** And you’re right **Horseflesh** this new playing surface is pleasantly convex. And smooth as well. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/315 "2003-11-08T02:05:19Z")
123 4 **X** 6 **O** 89 Same stakes as last time, **SixSwordS**? You finished with that whacker, or did you cut it off? 😃 \ **Kizarvexius** , I’m sorry but that “baton” is just too distracting. Would you mind pointing it in a less lethal direction? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/316 "2003-11-08T02:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*Ready misstee? \*\* Never has a question been more answered before it was asked! [size]Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope… you get the idea…[/size] ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/317 "2003-11-08T13:56:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \_\* I will have another Bacardi Raz[sup]TM[/sup] _I_, for one, like **Kizarvexius** ’s baton. 😉 Hey now, I think **Six** and **Horseflesh** are spending a lot more time “studying” the game this time around. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/318 "2003-11-09T06:48:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*I will have another Bacardi Raz[sup]TM[/sup] > > _I_, for one, like **Kizarvexius** ’s baton. 😉 > > Hey now, I think **Six** and **Horseflesh** are spending a lot more time “studying” the game this time around. \*\* Another Raz it is, my dear. Would you prefer to drink it the old fashioned way, or a new, fun way I just recently learned? As for studying the game, I’m simply admiring the playing surface whilst **SiX** contemplates his next doomed move. If **Kizarvexius** would stop making waves with his baton we might not have to keep redrawing the board and remember our previous moves. Not that I’m complainin’, mind… Say, a Raz sounds pretty good right now. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/319 "2003-11-09T06:54:13Z")
Hi, I’m with the Department of Health. Have you checked the chlorine levels in this tub recently? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/320 "2003-11-09T13:06:20Z")
**if6was9** “Does the water ripple when a duck farts?” Hey! Who brought the duck? **Horseflesh** I agree to your terms, although I still don’t know about this gardener character… he seems a bit uncombed. I’ve spent quite a while evaluating my next move and I have to say I think it is spectacular. 1 **X** 3 4 **X** 6 **O** 89 **Kizarvexius** Watch out with that! A party is only fun until someone loses an eye! As for **JonScribe** , can we see you identification? Or would you rather have a nice Gin and Tonic (Tanq or Bombay saffire)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=17)