# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/321 "2003-11-09T16:46:32Z")
\< grabs the box of chemicals and testers \> Yep everything checks out ok here, **JonScribe**. Welcome to the party, btw. **SixSwordS** , I thought it was all fun and games until someone loses and eye. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/322 "2003-11-09T17:48:28Z")
AFLAC! šŸ˜ƒ This party just gets kinkier and kinkierā€¦I LOVE IT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/323 "2003-11-09T19:02:16Z")
Any room for a newbie in there? I was looking for a thread to ā€œdeflowerā€ myself and this looks like my kinda place. Iā€™ll leave the suit on for the time being (baggy trunks - NO SPEEDOS!) _Gingerly slips into the burbling, steamy water_ Iā€™ll take a Heiny if anyoneā€™s up - oh, and a beer too. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/324 "2003-11-09T19:12:00Z")
Welcome **Broken Wind**. I must ask where you name comes from, as you are sitting in a hot tub, and there are lots of little bubbles coming up, and we need to know if you have broken wind. Sorry I had to say itp ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/325 "2003-11-09T19:55:48Z")
**misstee** **Broken Wind** is actually an anglicized version of my given Cherokee name, ā€œHim Stinkum Lotā€. _sniffing the air - Is that buffalo shit I smell?_ Actually, while creating my profile I inadvertently let loose with a quite impressive, and ultimately inspirational, chair-rattling, ear-numbing, way-too-many-beers-last-night-induced _ **FFFFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTT** _. And thus Broken Wind was born (or borne, as the case may be). This was **BEFORE** entering the hot tub, I assure you. Iā€™ve gotten it out of my system now. Hmm - on second thought, cancel that Heiny. Make mine something a little less potentially volatile - say a Tanqueray and Tonic? ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/326 "2003-11-09T22:47:17Z")
One good turn deserves another. Where did **your** name come from, **misstee**? Are you Mister Tā€™s undisclosed love-child or something? _(Please, make it soā€¦)_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/327 "2003-11-10T04:22:33Z")
Sorry, my username is well, my real name spelled wrong. ```auto ``` ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/328 "2003-11-10T07:25:39Z")
**Broken Wind** , didnā€™t Mr. Mister do a song about you back in the 80s? Hereā€™s your T&T, btw. Just a reminder though (from way back on the first page): any rectal explosions on your part and a GD thread will have your moist nakedness running through it. Lessee, **SiXSwordS** is trying the infamous Mussoulini manouver in our scrumptios game of lick-tac-toe. Iā€™ll have to counter with the patented Patton pre-emptive strike: 1 **X** 3 4 **X** 6 **OO** 9 ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/329 "2003-11-10T19:09:50Z")
Black lagoon _creature_ Enters the water and dives **Oops** ,sorry, wrong thread **SiXSwordS** uses the Napoleonic inversion! 1 **X** 3 4 **X** 6 **OOX** What do we do if itā€™s cats? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/330 "2003-11-10T19:28:31Z")
Well, if itā€™s cat I win! wait, it looks like I am a winner either way šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/331 "2003-11-10T22:39:20Z")
From my point of view, **mistee** , weā€™re all winners. So,_assumes best flirting voice_ your a cat loverā€¦ what kind of cat(s) do you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=16)