# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/21 "2003-10-07T03:53:28Z")
Hey! how did that smiley get in my smiley?? **P** lays footsie… ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/22 "2003-10-07T04:11:49Z")
::Embarassed to suddenly discover cute chick is not a chick:: UUh, excuse me **Rabid\_Squirrel** um sorry. **One who can get in trouble even in a virtual hot tub, and who is no longer playing footsie** ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/23 "2003-10-07T04:47:44Z")
That’s not my FOOT. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/24 "2003-10-07T05:37:45Z")
Mind if I join you all? _grabs a random alcoholic drink, and jumps in_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/25 "2003-10-07T05:50:14Z")
_walks up to tub, sees hot Doper chicks. thanks the god he doesn’t believe in for blessing him with sight. grabs a coke and hops in_ So, **misstee** , how YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/26 "2003-10-07T06:19:39Z")
Garrr!! Getoffthatyapervert! Keep ya damn feet to yourself! That’s it. I’m cutting my long hair off. ROTFL 😛 ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/27 "2003-10-07T06:35:08Z")
**Andros** I wouldn’t recommend grabbing a random anything in this here hot tub. I speak from experience. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/28 "2003-10-07T06:38:48Z")
No suit for me, thanks. They cramp my style. The kind of style that (here, **misstee** , would you mind holding my glass of Riunite Lambrusco for a minute? thanks) requires an entrance: | | | | | V **CANNONBALL!** ::comes up sputtering:: Whoa, whats up with all the suits on the bottom of the tub? Interesting view down there. Thanks, **misstee**. ::takes glass:: Nice olympic sized hot tub ya got here. Also a neat space warping effect that everyone is within easy conversation distance. I think I just found **ccwaterback** ’s other foot. Hot tub rule #1: First person that farts has to run naked and dripping wet through a GD thread. ---
**Author:** ![cajela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cajela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cajela)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/29 "2003-10-07T07:13:00Z")
I’ll wear my bathers since I only just met you guys. And it’s very funny and you need a laugh. Are you ready? This is a true story. Picture if you will, **cajela** in her modest dark green (with light green hibiscus print) bathers. They have a high neckline and next to no back. She is sitting in the brand new spa, in that seat with all the amazing masage jets, trying out what all those knobs do to the bubbliness and jet speeds and so on. Gradually air seeps in between the front panel and its lining. Gradually it inflates. First, it’s the monobosom look. Then it grows to enormous inflatable bullfrog bladder. **cajela** makes the best of a bad deal and makes loud _RIBBIT_ noises, because, well, what can you do? Not a picture of me: [http://www.naturesound.com/frogs/pages/grntfg.html](http://www.naturesound.com/frogs/pages/grntfg.html) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/30 "2003-10-07T09:09:02Z")
Think I’ll climb in, wearing what nature gave me, and sit next to **Siege** if there’s room. (I _know_ she’s a she!) I’m sipping a rum-rita. ::turns towards Siege:: Hey, good-lookin’, how ya doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/31 "2003-10-07T09:39:07Z")
**RTFirefly** , for you, there’s _always_ room! Neck deep in hot water, surrounded by interesting people and good conversation, and, say, is that a hot buttered rum appearing next to me? I’m doing very well indeed! How _you_ doing? CJ ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/32 "2003-10-07T13:29:18Z")
:: shows up in Lycra & neoprene rubber dive skin :: Hi, all! I’ve brought spiced wine! I’ll uncork the bottle once I’m in the hot tub… Ooh! Hot water and a wet suit is not a good combination; I wore the 'skin out of habit. Let me just slip out of something more comfortable… Darn zipper’s stuck. Someone want to help me with this thing? Why Diving is Fun #6: It allows a man to ask for help with zipping into – or out of! – his outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/33 "2003-10-07T14:01:00Z")
_laughs_ That you do, **j\_sum1**. _tosses his drink, grabs a glass of hard cider, and jumps back in_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/34 "2003-10-07T14:13:33Z")
Y’all mind if I join? I’m not quite old enough to enjoy the adult beverages (at least not in the US) but I am old enough to enjoy a nekkid hot tub full of hot doper people. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/35 "2003-10-07T14:29:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Y’all mind if I join? I’m not quite old enough to enjoy the adult beverages (at least not in the US) but I am old enough to enjoy a nekkid hot tub full of hot doper people. 😃 \*\* That was meeeeee! Me I tell you! Meeeee!! If he logs in on my computer one more time… _POW_ to the moon! I am the one that is not quite old enough to enjoy the adult beverages but old enough to enjoy a hot tub full of hot doper people. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/36 "2003-10-07T15:08:42Z")
Hey, move over and make some room! There’s a large bubble butt coming your way! _slips out of clothing and slides into the hot tub_ That’s nice. Jim Beam and Coke and a hot tub full of naked people. Hehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/37 "2003-10-07T15:28:26Z")
Ok Ok I just shaved my legs. I’m in! I would like a Long Island Iced Tea please. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/38 "2003-10-07T15:29:32Z")
This party is missing something… Sake! Wearing a pair of trunks and a headband, Fuji steps into the tub with an enourmous floating tray of sushi, as well as two large bottles of sake and cups for everybody… ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/39 "2003-10-07T15:49:18Z")
Mmm… sake… Doomo arigatoo, **Kitakyusho-san**! (I know, I should have said “Fuji-san,” but that’s the big mountain.) ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/40 "2003-10-07T15:59:43Z")
Hey guys, how’s it hangin? Or not hangin, as the case may be… I brought a chilled bottle of Rumple Minz… To cool us off when things get too hot. It also makes for a minty kiss. ::slowly peels the clothes off his tight, toned body:: I also brought Floofy, my hot-tub-loving kitty! =^…^= [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=3)