# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/41 "2003-10-07T16:38:38Z")
:: settles into hot tub :: Oh yeah, this is nice. Very nice. Very relaxing… :: bubbles float to surface :: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/42 "2003-10-07T17:41:58Z")
Well, I hardly know anyone but with all the social lubricant who can resist. \*Pulls off wet swim suit, “Hey it’s chilly out here, haven’t you ever heard of shrinkage?” Slides into warm water. \* Ooh, Sushi! Got any Eel roll. I’ll take a little of that Rumplemintz, maybe a trade for some Absolut fresh from the freezer? ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/43 "2003-10-07T18:01:11Z")
Hey **Max Carnage** you are correct - well sorta anyway. I am English and I was living in Norway and now I am officially about 3 hours drive from anywhere in the middle of Wyoming. On the way home last night I bought the Margherita mix, tequila and ice and all my stuff is arriving from Norway today so I will just go home and grab my suit and will be right there!! ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/44 "2003-10-07T19:19:19Z")
ems, Hey stop on by and I’ll show you ahh…ummmm damn nothing ot see here. Been by Devils Tower yet? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/45 "2003-10-07T20:42:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Siege \* > **RTFirefly** , for you, there’s _always_ room! Aww, you sweetie, you! > [@](#): > > Neck deep in hot water, surrounded by interesting people and good conversation, and, say, is that a hot buttered rum appearing next to me? I’m doing very well indeed! It is, and it’s got your name on it. 🙂 > [@](#): > > How _you_ doing? Now that I’ve been relaxing in your company in a hot tub, I’m doing pretty damned fine, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/46 "2003-10-07T20:53:48Z")
_slowly slides in the tub, closes eyes…_ _feels a hand on leg, opens eyes…_ _notices everyone’s naked. Instinctively tries to jump out_ Oh, screw it. Somebody hook me up… …with a drink… And WHO’S hand is on my leg?! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/47 "2003-10-07T21:07:22Z")
I have a bathing suit, but I’m shy. My, that’s a pretty big tub! :ivylass slips under the bubbling water, and her bikini pops to the surface: Is my towel nearby? Good. I’ll have some hot chocolate with Frangelico, please. :leans her head back against the head rest and tries desperately not to float to the surface: ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/48 "2003-10-07T21:19:50Z")
Hot tubs make me dizzy. And it’s cold out here with no clothes on. Who’s up for Crisco Twister back inside the house? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/49 "2003-10-07T21:25:14Z")
Wow I was gone for a little bit and the party really started happenin’. Welcome everyone There is dew and pepsi in the cooler by the grill for **Darkhold** and **fizzestothetop**. Bottled water in the house in the fridge for **Seige**. Can I take that orange juice and put it away for you **Rabid\_Squirrel**? Interesting to see we have some coke[sup]TM[/sup] drinkers here. **withaK** , **Kiros** and **Captain Blunty** I happen to have some on hand, just so you can mix your drinks. **Wyatt** I hope you brought plenty of your own sarasparilla? I don’t have any, so if you run out you may have to drink something a little stronger. **ems** , **Max Carnage** , **if6was9** , **cajela** can I get you something else to drink? **verbenabeast** nice suit. Vodka lime on ice for **Single Serving Friend**. Watch out for **j\_sum 1** ’s wondering feet. I am afraid to ask, but if that wasn’t your foot, what was it **ccwaterback**? Thanks for coming **Andros\_X**. I am doin’ all right, how YOU doin’ **Mr. Excellent** , glad you could come. Holding your drink was no problem **Horseflesh**. I’d like to see that cannonball again. Rum-rita coming up for **RTFirefly** and a long island ice tea for **Isabelle**. Let me help you with that zipper **Scuba\_Ben** , any thing else I can do for you? Yummy sake brought to us by our friend **Fuji Kitakyusho** – thanks. **Quazzz** and Floofy welcome. Please tell me you sat directly above a jet **Giraffe**? A big newbie welcome to **SixSwords**. I think this party needs some music, what sounds good to everyone? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/50 "2003-10-07T21:33:03Z")
ahem. Ya know, for all the drinking that’s been going on, how come I haven’t seen anyone hop out for a potty break? Is the tub getting fuller? Hey, I can smell chlorine??? That means… Oh hell, gimme a couple thirteen fourteen brewskis. Can I get a no poopies promise from everyone? _splash_ ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/51 "2003-10-07T21:37:33Z")
dude… We GOTS to have some Robert Nesta Marley! (_Bob_ Marley for the uninitiated)… Help me hang on to that summer feeling, even though summer has passed us by… please? ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/52 "2003-10-07T23:45:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > **Yup, strip poker in a nude hot tub, is a pretty short game!** I don’t know - “I’ll see foor rub and raise you a full body massage…”? ::looks around:: Eep, naked people! I mean, yay, naked people! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/53 "2003-10-08T00:01:55Z")
s/foor rub/your foot rub/ (I have no idea how that happened.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/54 "2003-10-08T00:40:30Z")
_performs a perfect cannonball then realizes hot tubs aren’t very deep_ Uh… could somebody reset my tailbone for me? Oh, and have the cabana boy fetch me a Bombay Sapphire and tonic? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/55 "2003-10-08T03:56:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*Hot tub rule #1: First person that farts has to run naked and dripping wet through a GD thread. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*:: settles into hot tub :: > > Oh yeah, this is nice. Very nice. Very relaxing… > > :: bubbles float to surface :: > > :eek: > \*\* **Giraffe** , please bring us a link on your way back? **withaK** , did you know you have pudding on your ear? I’ll lick it off for you… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/56 "2003-10-08T07:03:43Z")
::stares at all the hippy-free-love-types sitting bare-assed in the sweat tub:: Ummm… this brings back awkward memories. ::bites her bottom lip, remembering the night she hot-tubbed it at a swinger’s club with her boss, the boss’ boyfriend, and a newly hired co-worker:: They said they were just gonna hand out some flyers… oh boy! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/57 "2003-10-08T07:28:12Z")
::wades nekkid through tub:: ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/58 "2003-10-08T08:15:47Z")
Sounds ::shudder:: bad **SanguineSpider**. But you can relax here. I think it has been already mentioned that the normal laws of physics don’t work in this hot tub – space is warped so that everyone can fit in. It’s very comfortable. > [@](#): > > _posted by horseflesh_ > a neat space warping effect that everyone is within easy conversation distance. Interestingly it does strange things to feet and vision. **ccwaterback** will tell you the topology of it all. Feet somehow get translocated (at least that’s my excuse) and certain body parts are invisible for people we don’t know well. What are you drinking? Does someone want to crank up those sounds a little? I can hardly hear it. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/59 "2003-10-08T13:10:38Z")
Ah, thanks **misstee**. Now I’ll just peel off the 'skin… gently, so I don’t make big waves and upset everybody’s drinks. There. :: wads up the 'skin, and casually tosses it out of the tub :: Okay, who wants some wine? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/60 "2003-10-08T13:29:27Z")
WOOOOO HOOOOO, Its really going now, eh? You need a drink **Eman\_Ramos**? **ivylass** what a cute bikini top. Is this naked crisco Twister, **auntie em**? Which do you prefer **Nurse Carmen** , Bud heavy or MGD? Got the music on, courtsey of **verbenabeast** , thanks for bringing your cd’s. **Shade** did all these naked people affect your ability to type? How is your butt feeling **dutchboy208** , do you need someone to rub it for you? Much better than your last hot tub party isn’t it **SanguineSpider**? There is a seat over by **fizzestothetops** just for you **iampunha**. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=4)