# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/61 "2003-10-08T13:31:20Z")

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I will take some wine **Scuba\_Ben** , I need to relax for a bit.

How you doin’ ?

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**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/62 "2003-10-08T15:11:34Z")

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Oh I just KNEW this was going to happen! Has anybody seen Floofy? She was just here sitting on my head and now I can’t find her anywhere!

::stares across the way at **Scuba\_Ben** ::

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/63 "2003-10-08T15:42:54Z")

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Typical! On my way home to get my suit I got a phone call that I had to go on another job ☹ which took all night so I am tired and grumpy and need the soothing properties of a hot tub.

So if everyone could just scooch up a little bit I will get my aching bones in the nice hot water …aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…much better…

All I need now is a hot chocolate and that is me happy 🙂

Oh and **Darkhold** I have seen it pointed out to me from a distance. They are are making this poor English girl work way to hard.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/64 "2003-10-08T15:47:21Z")

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I just saw Floofy, she is busy playing with my kitty, Reeses.

Relax, **Quazzz**. have another drink. I can get it for you so you don’t have to get out. Unless you have to go to the bathroom. And if you are going to be out, can I get you to hand me another Bacardi Raz[sup]TM[/sup].

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/65 "2003-10-08T16:07:50Z")

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Here you go, **misstee** , one glass of spice wine, nicely heated.

I’m doing just fine, now. Hot wine, hot tub, hot ladies, life is good! How _you_ doing?

:: feels **Quazzz** ’s stare ::

What? Oh, those are just stretch marks, it’ll fade in a few minutes. It happens all the time. Here, have a drink.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/66 "2003-10-08T16:09:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sperfur \*  
> **Giraffe, please bring us a link on your way back?**

Damn it! That’ll teach me to post to a thread without reading carefully.

[Here ya go!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4083955#post4083955)

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/67 "2003-10-08T16:20:22Z")

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Nice **Giraffe** , I knew something interesting would happen when **Horseflesh** made that rule.  
How is everyone doing?

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/68 "2003-10-08T17:17:45Z")

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smashing… simply smashing. I am headed over to the bar for an ice cube or two for my scotch… can I get _you_ anything, **misstee**?

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/69 "2003-10-08T17:23:13Z")

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My my my, ice cubes?

I gots and idea.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/70 "2003-10-08T17:24:15Z")

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Scratch that…

its I gots _an_ idea

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/71 "2003-10-08T17:28:18Z")

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Hey! Somebody just grabbed my butt. \<do it again\>

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/72 "2003-10-08T19:05:25Z")

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Somebody’s hand has been on my butt since I got in here…

I’m not complaining, just sharing. 😃

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**Author:** ![withaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@withaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/withaK)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/73 "2003-10-08T19:13:27Z")

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Since you’re not complaining, I’m not going to move it.😃

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/74 "2003-10-08T19:26:32Z")

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Please don’t.

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**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/75 "2003-10-08T19:32:18Z")

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I would like to see a little nekid action going on here.  
Could we switch positions for a bit?

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/76 "2003-10-08T21:56:01Z")

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Ems,

English and a girl eh? Then you REALLY need to stop by and say hi. 😉

> [@](#):
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> Typical! On my way home to get my suit I got a phone call that I had to go on another job which took all night so I am tired and grumpy and need the soothing properties of a hot tub.

and I give excellent massages.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/77 "2003-10-09T00:28:44Z")

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Thank you for hosting this fantastic party, **misstee**.

I must say, this is the best hot tub party I’ve been to. Great music, my favorite liquid beverage refreshments, and wonderful friends. And of course, **withaK’s** hand on my ----- ooh! :eek:

That’s not my butt, but I’m not complaining… 😉

Ummm, what was I saying?

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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/78 "2003-10-09T01:03:41Z")

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I’m leaving my trunks on 'cause it’s fun how the bubbles inflate em and I’ll have a strawberry winecooler please. I love how the steam makes my poor little lungs dance.

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**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/79 "2003-10-09T01:08:39Z")

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Waasssaaaaaaaaaabi…

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**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/80 "2003-10-09T03:16:41Z")

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_drags keg slowly with me_

Hey Guys!!!_waving_ Room for one more?

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