# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/81 "2003-10-09T03:18:31Z")
store-clerk-slacker, Of course I was saving you a spot. ---
**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/82 "2003-10-09T03:21:50Z")
why thank you Darkhold…Hey…can someone help me with this keg??..its kina heavy… looks around…notices lots of nekkid people… OoOo…yay…no suit needed…_tosses bikini to the side and steps in_ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/83 "2003-10-09T04:36:22Z")
I’ll take a few of those ice cubes, **misstee**. The durn steam from this hot tub has gotten my wine TOO warm now. Now if I just had a hot coffee with a bit of Meyers 180 proof rum, I could show you a neat trick… That was some great streaking, **Giraffe**. And in a baptism thread to boot! Very appropriate. How 'bout a [Love in a Hot Tub](http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=937) to celebrate? _feels something brush across the buttocks_ Hey, who’s the octopus? We gots standards here, ya know. I prefer to be groped from the front. ::settles back, making sure no abberant bubblage occurs:: Aaaaah, this is nice. Where’s that DJ? He’s slacking. I could go for some good old fashioned rock and roll. Hey, when everybody’s gotten nice and mellow, how 'bout we… \<_THWAP_ _catches **store-clerk-checker** ’s bikini across the face_\> Ah, more nekkidness! Always room for 20 more! Now, as I was saying… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/84 "2003-10-09T04:48:13Z")
Everyone, look at those trunks on **Sock Munkey**. Those balloon up like nothing I have ever seen before. Let me put that keg in a bucket of ice for us to enjoy **store-clerk -slacker**. Music change at the request of **Horseflesh** , a little Aerosmith[sup]TM[/sup]. Sweet emotion. _How come no one is grabbing my butt?_ ---
**Author:** ![cajela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cajela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cajela)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/85 "2003-10-09T05:21:59Z")
**misstee** , thanks, I was going to ask for a champage cocktail, but I think I’ll switch to vodka. And also start singing the Georgian national anthem, if only I knew what it was. Got any khinkali? I’ve never tried them but they sound great. [http://www.sanet.ge/cuisine/khink.html](http://www.sanet.ge/cuisine/khink.html) **Sock Monkey** My ballooning is bigger than your ballooning. _ribbit_ _ribbit_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/86 "2003-10-09T06:00:05Z")
**cajela** with the magic that made this hot tub big, I have got the khinkali. Whatcha doin looking at **Sock Munkey** ’s ballooning shorts? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/87 "2003-10-09T09:01:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*_How come no one is grabbing my butt?_ \*\* _Reaches over and gives **misstee’s** butt a little tweak_ ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/88 "2003-10-09T11:58:33Z")
Hi, everyone! Got room for a newbie? (gratuitous suckups) **Horseflesh** , I brought you your coffee & 180… **misstee** , another Raz for ya… The cooler here is full of ice for anyone looking to chill… (/gratuitous suckups) And I’ve got a twelvepack of Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade, so help yourself. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/89 "2003-10-09T12:15:58Z")
I’ve got achy shoulders and I just want to soak and relax - is there a quiet corner where I can be out of everyone’s way? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/90 "2003-10-09T12:21:56Z")
Ah, very good \*\* Uvula Donor\*\*. I would love to grab a Mike, even better if it’s hard… What? ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/91 "2003-10-09T14:18:43Z")
Heh, my balooning shorts are fun for everyone! Hey Mistee wanna try and pop them? (wink wink) I’m just a dirty young man. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/92 "2003-10-09T15:08:33Z")
Ballooning shorts snicker!!! I feel much better now - all kinds of relaxed and stuff. I am just going to stay here as I have a three day weekend this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/93 "2003-10-09T15:32:05Z")
I’ll help out with the entertainment. If someone brought a piano, I can give you a couple of baritone arias. One disclaimer though, just 'cause I look like Pavarotti doesn’t mean I sound like him. Okay, everyone, this one’s from _Ruddigore_. I’ll need a couple of guys to sing chorus, though. Tenors over there (as far from the ladies as possible) and men (basses and baritones, that is) over here. The words are easy, and the’re in English. Waterproof sheet music provided. Ready? On the downbeat… You know, I’ve heard of nudity at the opera before, but it usually doesn’t include the audience. Maybe we can start a trend! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/94 "2003-10-10T00:10:30Z")
I sing tenor. According to some, I sing best tenor twelve miles away. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/95 "2003-10-10T02:17:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uvula Donor \* > \*\*Hi, everyone! Got room for a newbie? > > (gratuitous suckups) > Horseflesh, I brought you your coffee & 180…\*\* There’s always room for newbies! And they’re best when served fresh in a tub of hot water. Thanks much for the coffee. This’ll come in handy later… _Playfully slaps **Uvula** ’s butt cheek, sets **misstee** ’s butt dial to Rock & Roll and **sperfur** ’s to 70s Groove._ ---
**Author:** ![Sanscour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/96 "2003-10-10T05:00:31Z")
_wades into the hot tub with Captain and Coke in a **College Sized CUPS Cup of Doom** _ Mmm…hot tub… ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/97 "2003-10-10T08:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*_Playfully slaps **Uvula** ’s butt cheek, sets **misstee** ’s butt dial to Rock & Roll and **sperfur** ’s to 70s Groove._ \*\* Groovy, baby. _giggle_ The Bacardi seems to be going to my head. Yeah. That’s it. Yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/98 "2003-10-10T10:10:05Z")
Hello… Just thought I’d pop by and say hi. I’ve got my slinky black swimsuit on, and I’ve brought lots of English real ale with me, and dry white wine. Anyone want some? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/99 "2003-10-10T12:51:18Z")
C’mon in, **Angua** , the water’s fine. Nice swimsuit you’re wearing! And please pour me a glass of your wine. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/100 "2003-10-10T12:52:13Z")
Thanks for the new Raz **Uvula Donor** I was ready for another. **FairyChatMome** , welcome to the MAGIC hot tub, there is a quiet spot over there ~~~~~~~~~~~~ \>. Would you care for a message when you are ready to get out? Everybody welcome **Kizarvexius** and thank him for the live entertainment. **ems** , I am all about three day weekends, or vacation time or sick days… Thank you **angua** for bringing more alcohol, that’s what every hot tub party needs, lots and lots of alcohol. \ **Captain Blunty** … all Mikes are good when they are hard. I am talking about lemonade 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=6)