# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/101 "2003-10-10T12:54:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scuba\_Ben \* > \*\*C’mon in, **Angua** , the water’s fine. Nice swimsuit you’re wearing! > > And please pour me a glass of your wine. \*\* There you go. Thank you. Just got to make sure there’s no one with a digital camera with a very bright flash… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/102 "2003-10-10T12:55:45Z")
I am sorry **FairyChatMom**. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/103 "2003-10-10T13:02:56Z")
Good grief, **FairyChatMom**. I did it!!! Yeah for me. Must be all the alcohol in this thread making it so I can’t type. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sanscour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/104 "2003-10-10T19:45:34Z")
_hugs misstee_ Thanks for the welcome, yer a sweetie. 🙂 Sanscour ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/105 "2003-10-10T19:55:15Z")
Refills, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/106 "2003-10-10T22:16:07Z")
Well, I am getting a little buzzed with all this warm water, oh what the hell it’s Friday night and this is such good company. I’ll take another misstee ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/107 "2003-10-10T22:27:13Z")
I am all about the alcohol right now! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/108 "2003-10-10T23:20:23Z")
This is starting to remind me of the flirt chat… and me with the moves of one Milhouse Van Houten. The drinks are great though. And group nudity has never been so enjoyable ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/109 "2003-10-10T23:43:34Z")
_waves to catch his attention, and points so that \*\* Sidney the Canadian Porter, eh? can put a whole case of the Sarsaparilla from his cart into the ice._ Hey, Look, Sidney! I haven’t killed this thread yet! “Who, sir?” Replies Sidney. Not who, What! The thread I haven’t killed the thread! “Yes, sir.” responds Sidney, blandly. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/110 "2003-10-10T23:45:07Z")
**Misstee** I don’t need a refill, but do ya wanna come sit on my hand for a while? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/111 "2003-10-11T00:56:31Z")
Sidney! “Yes, sir?” I think I Have killed it, after all. “Who sir?” Not ‘who’ ‘it’, the thread, I think I’ve killed the thread! “Yes, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/112 "2003-10-11T01:07:09Z")
::looks up from drunken, groping, stupor:: wha… huh… whassat? who’s dead? ::back to his scotch:: ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/113 "2003-10-11T01:08:22Z")
Welcome to the tub Wyatt. No not killed, but slightly waterlogged. I’ve spent 48 hours in this here tub without saying too much. Very relaxed, but slightly wrinkled. I need to adjust my liquid levels a bit. “Fizz” Anyone else for a dark while I’m at it? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/114 "2003-10-11T01:10:51Z")
Since **misstee** has her hands full…er, I mean, butt full of hands, I’ll take over drink duty. Hokay, assuming our page 2 people are still here, that’ll be: Two more Bac Raz’s for **sperfur** and **misstee** **withaK** seems a little dry, how about an Amber Bock? And a fresh spread of pudding on your ear for **sperf** ’s enjoyment… A Bombay Sapphire and tonic for **dutchboy208** (tailbone all better?) More wine for **Scuba\_Ben** Another hot chocolate, **ems** , or are we ready for some adult drinks? A scotch & ice for **vernabeast** Strawberry wine cooler for **Sock Munkey** A glass of the house keg for **store-clerk-slacker** (my, my, how _did_ you manage to haul that in here by yourself?) Vodka straight up for **cajela** _Digs 2 Hard Mikes out of the ice, sprinkles ice shavings over random nekkid Dopers_ Here’s just what you were looking for, **Uvula Donor**. Would you mind passing the other one to **Captain Blunty**? And an ice cold Absolut for the ever thirsty **SiXSwordS** … Whew! I believe I’ll go for a vodka/7-up mix myself. Nice tunes there, **Kizarvexius**. Say, I know an oldie you could bang out for us: how about _What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?_. You look parched as well. What can I get you? ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/115 "2003-10-11T02:56:27Z")
Recipe for instant dopefest: add a dozen or so dopers to one tub of hot water mix thuroughly add alcohol hillarity ensues ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/116 "2003-10-11T03:02:36Z")
j\_sum, a dark eh? Not refering to me are you? What the hell _gets a couple of shots of hot 100_ My damn liver hasn’t done much for me lately anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/117 "2003-10-11T04:54:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darkhold \* > \*\*j\_sum, > > a dark eh? Not refering to me are you? What the hell _gets a couple of shots of hot 100_ My damn liver hasn’t done much for me lately anyway. \*\* Yeah … think of it as liver calisthenics … ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/118 "2003-10-11T05:16:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*Two more Bac Raz’s for **sperfur** and **misstee** > > **withaK** seems a little dry, how about an Amber Bock? And a fresh spread of pudding on your ear for **sperf** ’s enjoyment…\*\* Why thank you, **Horseflesh**. Just hand me the bowl of pudding and I’ll apply it myself… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/119 "2003-10-11T05:17:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\ ***Misstee** I don’t need a refill, but do ya wanna come sit on my hand for a while? \*\* \ A big thanks to **Horseflesh** for handing out the drinks while I chat with my friend **Wyatt**. **Sock Munkey** , when do you want to do this real-life hot tub dopefest? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/120 "2003-10-11T05:34:31Z")
_snuggles over toward **Misstee** _ Yeah, it Does seem like the water is hotter here … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=7)