# ~~~ Virtual Thanksgiving Dinner ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003 "2003-11-02T16:58:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/41 "2003-11-04T08:58:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons \* > \*\*Well, it’s not a traditional Thanksgiving dessert, but I’ve brought a big batch of my Bailey’s Irish Cream Choco-Chunk Cookies … \*\* \ So, you brought cookies, eh? Bailey’s Irish Cream, you say? Chocolate…no kidding? Ummmm… HEY LOOK, ISN"T THAT SEAN CONNERY OVER THERE NEKKID IN THE HOT TUB?!?! \ Heh, heh, heh… \ ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/42 "2003-11-04T12:47:02Z")
Well it’s my birthday and most traditional Thanksgiving food doesn’t sit well with me… I’m bringing lasagna. When I was in my teens and my birthday fell on Thanksgiving, I made a lasagna without anyone asking. But I’ll have some green bean casserole and rolls. Maybe a slice of ham. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/43 "2003-11-04T22:44:52Z")
Welcome **Odinoneeye** , and happy early birthday, for you, since its a special day, I will make you what ever you want. Also a big welcome to **Darkhold**. The only thing that is going to be on fire here is the candles. ( Hopefully ) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/44 "2003-11-05T00:27:25Z")
Ya know, I have _way_ too much time on my hands. I’ve gone through this thread and compile a menu list of all the goodies available. Latecomers can fill in sections that seem sparse. And BTW, some people keep asking for ham, but I didn’t see anyone bringing it. Must be the wine talking. Meat dishes At least two turkeys Grilled Turkey breast lasagna Vegetables: Green bean casserole(2) Carrot and parsnip casserole mashed potatoes glazed carrot sweet potato souffle with marshmallows Williamsburg Sweet Potato casserole Stuffed portabella mushrooms Sides: homemade stuffing(three kinds!) Jello mold homemade cranberry sauce Breads: buttermilk biscuits bread rolls homemade croissants Drink: french wine(some of it is champagne) Californian wine(several varieties, including a blush and a merlot) red wine beer coffee Desserts:(The long category) Mongolia squash pie pumpkin roll chocolate cream pie shoofly pie(2) pumpkin pie spiced pumpkin pudding brownies chocolate chip cookies Bailey’s Irish Cream Choco-Chunk cookies Cool Whip real whipped cream Looks pretty complete. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! No gravy or butter for the rolls! **misstee**! You still got that turkey carcass and the pan it was cooked in? I’ll run into the kitchen and whip up some turkey gravy. Who’s going to go to the store for _real_ butter? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/45 "2003-11-05T00:29:09Z")
How the heck did that sad face get in there? Ought to teach me to preview!!! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/46 "2003-11-05T03:25:40Z")
I got butter, its in the fridge. You can make the gravy, **Baker** , I can’t seem to make mine with out it being lumpy. I also am hankering for a ice cream pie. Oreo[sup]TM[/sup] Cookie Ice cream Pie. ---
**Author:** ![Sanscour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/47 "2003-11-05T07:16:30Z")
Beware Greeks bearing gifts! I have Barbeque Bean Cassarole to add to the pile! _gives Misstee a chaste smooch_ And maybe after the feast a trip to the Virtual Hottub would be in order? 😃 Sanscour ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/48 "2003-11-05T12:36:28Z")
I only mentioned ham because someone else did. I thought I’d missed it. I’ll need to add some Diet Pepsi to the drink list. and a Sugar Free apple pie. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/49 "2003-11-05T13:57:25Z")
Welcome **Sanscour**. Depends on how much I eat, weather I venture into the hot tub after dinner. Did I ever mention I _love_ Greeks who come bearing gifts? Not to worry **Odinoneeye** , I will throw a ham in the oven, just for you. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/50 "2003-11-05T17:58:29Z")
Real recipe for Sugar free Apple Pie One 6oz. can frozen apple juice concentrate(unsweetened) 8 teaspoons flour 2 teaspoons cinnamon 5 cups(or as desired) thinly sliced tart apples Top and bottom crusts for a 9-inch pie Place the juice in a saucepan and bring to a gentle boil. Quickly stir in the flour and cinnamon and keep stirring, as it gets thick very quickly. Continue to cook for another minute or so, then pour sauce into apple slice, and toss to distribute thoroughly. Place apples in bottom crust, dot with butter, and cover with top crust, sealing well. Brush top crust lightly with beaten egg. Bake at 350 degrees Farenheit for about an hour, or until pie is a deep golden brown. When it cools place in refrigerator to help it set up some, as it’s rather juicy until it gets cold. If you want a sclice of pie warm stick it in the microwave. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/51 "2003-11-05T18:39:36Z")
Hi all! I come bearing my famous Broccoli/Wild Rice Casserole. Mmm, smells heavenly in here! I love Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/52 "2003-11-05T19:10:35Z")
Welcome **Dolores Claiborne**. I also love the smells of Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/53 "2003-11-05T19:55:29Z")
**misstee** , save some ham for me. Best meat on Earth! **Dolores** , I knew there was a reason I liked you! My sister makes a fabulous brocoli/rice/cheese casserole. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/54 "2003-11-06T20:44:20Z")
Another fabulous party, **Misstee**. You certainly set a high standard. So, if I may be so bold to ask, what _are_ you wearing under that apron? 😉 I’ll bring some good old-fashioned Southern sweet-potato pie. After I track down the recipe. I’ll also bring a dessert I once made for an office luncheon after sampling it at an SCA banquet. I can’t remember the actual name for it, but it’s a cold sour cherry soup. I know it doesn’t _sound_ very appetizing (in fact, nobody at my office touched it) but it’s absolutely delicious. In the meantime, did someone bring any devlilled eggs? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/55 "2003-11-06T20:56:22Z")
Can someone fill me in on the whole thanksgiving deal? Is it anything like our Christmas dinner, except without the maddened old biddy on the tele that you blatantly ignore as she drones on about what her and her family have been up to, as if it was even remotely likely that we care. In case you haven’t figuired I hate the Royal Family. but I have worked out that thanksgiving isn’t the time for squabbles(unlike the British Christmas) but is the time for good food and even better drink(just like a British Christmas). ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/56 "2003-11-06T21:53:00Z")
The\_Immortal\_Mango, different people eat different things. But usually your Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like your Xmas dinner. (my house Ham, Turkey, stuffing, fresh rolls, cranberry sauce, mostly traditional things. Talk to someone from Cali if you want some of the weirder meals) And anytime you get family together there’s a potential for squabbles but my family usually doesn’t fight. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/57 "2003-11-07T01:50:04Z")
Welcome to my party **Kizarvexius** , **The\_Immortal\_Mango** , and **Darkhold**. To answer your questions: **Kizarvexius** , I am wearing my newest purchase, a nice skirt 😉 **The\_Immortal\_Mango** , its a dinner that celebrates family and friends together. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/58 "2003-11-07T02:39:38Z")
heh. Thanks for welcoming me twice dorlin. Don’t worry about it though if I had this many people over at my house my head would be exploding. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/59 "2003-11-07T07:58:08Z")
If someone will bring some **Hawaiian Salad** I will pay for the ingredients. Aloha. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003/60 "2003-11-07T08:39:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The\_Immortal\_Mango \* > \*\*Can someone fill me in on the whole thanksgiving deal? Is it anything like our Christmas dinner, except without the maddened old biddy on the tele that you blatantly ignore as she drones on about what her and her family have been up to, as if it was even remotely likely that we care. In case you haven’t figuired I hate the Royal Family. but I have worked out that thanksgiving isn’t the time for squabbles(unlike the British Christmas) but is the time for good food and even better drink(just like a British Christmas). \*\* BWAH! Some of my family’s most memorable squabbles were at Thanksgiving. Of course, serious Thanksgiving squabbles have one major advantage: the participants usually still aren’t talking a month later, so Christmas is reeeeeal quiet. 😛 Thanksgiving is supposed to commemorate the experience of a group of British settlers who arrived in what is now in Massachusetts in 1620. They were woefully underprepared for the first winter and most starved or died of disease. The survivors were greatly helped by a local Indian tribe the following year, and to show their gratitude they invited the Indians over for a huge feast after the successful harvest. Since the whole starvation and disease side of the story is something of a drag, we focus on the big party with lots of food. Eat Yourself Stupid, that’s the Thanksgiving motto! Turkey is considered canonical - so much so that someone has actually invented a “tofurkey” for vegetarians! - but the side dishes will vary from family to family and are fiercely traditional. In fact pre-Thanksgiving squabbles have arisen over whether the sweet potatoes should have marshmallows or not :eek: The television entertainment for the day features parades, particularly the Macy’s parade from New York City, in the morning, and American football games the rest of the day. The President doesn’t make a speech, so we miss out on yet another potential cause of Thanksgiving Day squabbles [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-thanksgiving-dinner/211003.md?page=4)