# ~~~ Virtual Valentines Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612 "2004-02-11T05:43:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/1 "2004-02-11T05:43:02Z")
Welcome to the latest virtual party. Hugs and kisses to all that enter. ::::: grabs **elmwood** by the hand, leads him in to my world and lays a big smooch on him. ::::: Say, what’s a nice looking guy like you doing alone here? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/2 "2004-02-11T13:50:50Z")
Thanks … I needed that. 🙂 I feel kinda’ lonely in a flirt thread with no other posters, though. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/3 "2004-02-11T14:03:47Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > I feel kinda’ lonely in a flirt thread with no other posters, though. Hey I am here, we can flirt away. How \*you \* doin’? ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/4 "2004-02-11T14:12:23Z")
I think you’re _both_ awfully cute, but you appear to be dancing with each other. Mind if I cut in? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/5 "2004-02-11T14:38:41Z")
Welcome to the party **cowgirl**. You may cut in. Can I offer you a drink? I have cutesy Valentines day cups. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/6 "2004-02-11T14:52:48Z")
So, does anyone want to make me her love puppet or NOT? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/7 "2004-02-11T14:59:38Z")
Woot I didn’t know getting a love puppet was an option. Sign me up– What to do with my love puppet… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/8 "2004-02-11T15:00:50Z")
BTW- Welcome to the party **Snooooopy**. Care for a drink? ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/9 "2004-02-11T15:31:07Z")
::wanders in uncertainly:: I’m a little out of practice at this flirting stuff, but I _could_ use a drink about now. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/10 "2004-02-11T15:43:06Z")
:::: winks at **Lurkmeister** ::::: What would you like in your cup? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/11 "2004-02-11T17:15:43Z")
::knock knock:: Is this the right address? I brought rum cake! And rum! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/12 "2004-02-11T17:52:35Z")
This is the right place, **av8rmike**. hugs and smooches to all who bring beverages. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/13 "2004-02-11T19:54:28Z")
Thanks for the drink, **misstee** … slurp … Now, did somebody say something about a love puppet? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/14 "2004-02-11T20:08:37Z")
:::: looks around for **elmwood** ::::: What’s a girl gotta do to get a reply from him??? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/15 "2004-02-11T22:38:19Z")
What are you doing to my love puppet?!??!?!? :eek: He’s being violated. Release him. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/16 "2004-02-11T23:35:31Z")
Welcome **luluBahrain**. I guess you can have the love puppet now, he doesn’t seem to mind being passed around. Can I get you a drink? ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/17 "2004-02-11T23:39:08Z")
Yes, please. Something pink, involving copius amounts of alcohol please. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/18 "2004-02-12T03:02:13Z")
> [@](#): > > hugs and smooches to all who bring beverages. I come bearing 22 and 1/2 gallons of beer. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/19 "2004-02-12T04:07:35Z")
Well, this sounds like fun! However, I’m fresh out of beverages. Would handcuffs and a blindfold suffice as an acceptable alternative? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612/20 "2004-02-12T04:38:58Z")
I’m here! And I brought more booze! So, how are all you fine men out there doing tonight? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-valentines-party/228612.md?page=2)