# Visit from His Holiness **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-from-his-holiness/556117 "2010-10-05T14:35:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-from-his-holiness/556117/41 "2010-10-06T14:20:27Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > > [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > > > The Pope dropped by my apartment unannounced the other day. The dude used my landline to make three long distance phone calls > > He drops into my house in Dublin the odd time, uses my phone to call the big man up in heaven. > > Of course thats a local call, so it doesnt cost too much… Thank you for your call. Please select from one of the following options. To hear these instructions in Hebrew or Arabic please hold the line. Dial 1 for Allah, Dial 2 for Yahweh… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-from-his-holiness/556117/42 "2010-10-06T15:06:32Z")
> [@Leaking\_Boot](#): > > … The Pope is one person (who hasn’t scored a goal all season). … If he doesn’t improve soon, he is going to be traded. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-from-his-holiness/556117/43 "2010-10-06T15:13:36Z")
Sold, not traded. But well played otherwise. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-from-his-holiness/556117.md?page=2)