# Visit the SDMB Zoo! (animals wanted) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549 "2001-03-02T21:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/41 "2001-03-03T03:15:28Z")
bdgr is short for badger, so i’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/42 "2001-03-03T03:17:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turbo Dog \* > \*\*\ > > Grrrrrrrrrrrr… Yo, pussy!.. Yeah YOU, with the wings… where’d ya get the diamond hat thing? It’s yours? Yeah, like a winged cat would be wearing that around here… I think you better come with me to Security… \*\* _the kitty’s eyes go wide and her back arches her fur standing on end_ You wanna mess with this kitty cat, dog breath? _hisses at him_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Lemming](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ccd318/32.png) [@Lemming](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemming)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/43 "2001-03-03T03:25:52Z")
I shall fulfill my role in the SDMB zoo by either A) walking off the nearest cliff as popularly believed or B) trying to swim across a river, falsely believing it to be a small pond or stream. Hey, it’s the least a lemming can do! ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/44 "2001-03-03T03:31:35Z")
What’s a zoo without a cute lil’ soft rabbit? I don’t particularly like the kids petting area though… can we make an adult petting zoo?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/45 "2001-03-03T04:25:43Z")
What’s a zoo without a Wolf? _Canis Dirus_ reporting for duty. Is this one of those zoos where the lurkers drive through, like a Safari Park? I say we all get rowdy, jump on their cars, and scratch the paint up. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/46 "2001-03-03T04:31:56Z")
checking in: ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/47 "2001-03-03T04:33:49Z")
And here we have psycats, 90 of them apparently. What the hell is a psycat anyway? Well, I suppose it’s a large purple cat, closely related to the lion. Don’t expect too much a show from them, they just like to lay out in the sun all day. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/48 "2001-03-03T04:37:16Z")
People say my user name looks like a clown face. Need a clown for your zoo? Or is that just circuses. ---
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/49 "2001-03-03T05:35:12Z")
Checkin’ in too :)~ ::coils up in the warm sunshine:: …got any spare rats? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/50 "2001-03-03T05:42:03Z")
::msrobyn flies in and lands in a tree and waits for **Wood Thrush** :: Robin ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/51 "2001-03-03T05:53:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pythonzzz \* > \*\*Checkin’ in too :)~ > > ::coils up in the warm sunshine:: > > …got any spare rats? \*\* Not with 90 + cats around! Can I interest you in a nice fat toad? ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/52 "2001-03-03T09:46:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\*What’s a zoo without a cute lil’ soft rabbit? I don’t particularly like the kids petting area though… can we make an adult petting zoo?? 😉 \*\* Only if I can join in… 😉 > [@](#): > > ::msrobyn flies in and lands in a tree and waits for **Wood Thrush** :: How about a common crow…? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/53 "2001-03-03T09:52:08Z")
Second wolf checking in (after **Dire Wolf** o’course). I don’t really exist in reality, and I like mountains with lots of snow and ice. 'Course, cheaper option: just give me a computer, and I’ll be forever content … Oh, yeah. Pet me whenever you want. Ice Wolves don’t mind that at all. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/54 "2001-03-03T09:57:02Z")
“Pet pet pet…isn’t anyone into oral sex anymore? Squack” :resumes licking salt: ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/55 "2001-03-03T11:53:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally by Tequilla Mockingbird_ > “Pet pet pet…isn’t anyone into oral sex anymore? Squack” Mockingbirds go “squack”? Hey, **T M** , c’mon down and enjoy the fun! There’s ducks an’ a goose, an’ cats, an’ … lots and lots! 'Sides – who needs oral sex when fur is _definitely_ in!! ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/56 "2001-03-03T12:27:06Z")
There is only one **alonicist** , sulking drowsily in its terraced cave. Due to its enormous bulk and camouflage coloration, it’s not clear if this **alonicist** has any tail. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/57 "2001-03-03T15:44:54Z")
:jumps into a cage, adjusts its glasses: Mobo…mobo…mobo… :reads a book: Mobo… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/58 "2001-03-03T16:43:23Z")
Ha ha ha! I’ve escaped from my pen! Take that, Honor system! _Poster upon a pole in the SDMB Zoo:_ Our beloved Totoro has gone missing, we miss him so, reward dead or alive. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/59 "2001-03-03T17:20:59Z")
Do ya need a jackass? You know, someone with little brain power, big, strong, stubborn and hung. If so, then **imthjckaz** thats fits that role.😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549/60 "2001-03-03T17:26:34Z")
hmmm - decent at the petting soo, eh? I’d love to, as long as “docent” isn’t a euphemism for “pooper-scooper”… Hey!! You kids!! You’re supposed to be petting the animals, not each other!!! Hey!! Look at me when I’m yelling at you!!! Maybe I could just sell ice cream or something… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/visit-the-sdmb-zoo-animals-wanted/56549.md?page=4)