# Vote Alphagene for Mr. Congeniality! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 9, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681 "2000-02-09T21:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/1 "2000-02-09T21:32:00Z")
Are you a frequent contributor to MPSIMS? Are you tired of **Alphagene** ’s continual snide remarks about MPSIMSers? Click [here](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004537.html) for only one example. Are you amused by his snide remarks but want to bug him anyway? Do you wish you and Alpha were both unmarried so you could take him to a new world of sensual ecstasy? (Whoops, sorry. That’s just me.) We’ve done it to **ChiefScott** (see [ChiefScott: Smiley Master](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000633.html) in the BBQ Pit), let’s do it to Alphagene! **Vote Alphagene for Mr. Congeniality!** Click [here](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote2.adp)! * * * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/2 "2000-02-10T17:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Canthearya: > \*\*Are you amused by his snide remarks but want to bug him anyway? > \*\* Just moving this up to the top. I felt bad that everyone was ignoring a post from our own lovable Canthearya. Plus, I couldn’t resist an opportunity to bug Alphagene, that ol’ barn-bred, bare-faced thimble-rigger. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/3 "2000-02-10T17:07:00Z")
**Uke** , let me compliment your mind-reading skills. I was feeling a leetle ignored. You’re the best and I hope your wife knows that. ::sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/4 "2000-02-10T17:11:00Z")
[old lady voice]Is this the Ladies Quilting Club? Oh my dear, wrong thread.[/old lady voice] Sure, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/5 "2000-02-10T17:17:00Z")
How could Canthearya get ignored? Jeez, I guess I better watch more carefully! * * * -Frankie “Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?” -Bad Religion ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/6 "2000-02-11T16:44:00Z")
I’m gonna give this thread ONE MORE CHANCE, in the hopes that a grateful Canthearya will take me to a new world of sensual ecstasy. (Mmmmmm…butter pecan…) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/7 "2000-02-11T17:25:00Z")
Now, how the fuckinhell can I be ahead in the congeniality poll? I guess I better work on the snotty cynicism act. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/8 "2000-02-12T04:34:00Z")
Sorry, I think that’s my fault, UncleBeer. Because I’ve been voting for you. I had a reason for it when I started to, but now I just do because I have Mr. Congeniality: UncleBeer on my vote list. I think it’s because you were nice to people on the day the voting started. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I’m a god. I’m not _the_ God–I don’t think.” --P.C. ---
**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/9 "2000-02-12T06:14:00Z")
I’m with you on this one too Canthearya. Alphagene is freakin’ snide. I ask for help with icq and he trumps up with “since when did SDMB become a techie support” grrr. I don’t like him. * * * I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation -me ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-alphagene-for-mr-congeniality/13681/10 "2000-02-12T06:41:00Z")
Prose: > [@](#): > > I’m with you on this one too Canthearya. You also wish you could take me to a new world of sensual ecstasy? You’ve proven yourself to be a [premenstrual Dudley Do-Right](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000651.html); I wouldn’t throw stones if I were you, Celine. * * * **Marge** : Your father is… resting. **Bart** : “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.