# Vote for Czarcasm's New Title Here! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 19, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669 "2010-02-19T19:51:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/1 "2010-02-19T19:51:13Z")
It’s time to vote for my title, folks. Do me proud. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/2 "2010-02-19T19:53:11Z")
Chicken of Bristol Was there supposed to be a poll here? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/3 "2010-02-19T19:57:19Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Chicken of Bristol > > Was there supposed to be a poll here? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/4 "2010-02-19T20:05:35Z")
I don’t see how it could be anything other than The Disemvoweller. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/5 "2010-02-19T20:17:15Z")
Tough poll – some excellent choices. You’ll end up with a great title, regardless. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/6 "2010-02-19T20:19:49Z")
Disemvoweller, FTW! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/7 "2010-02-19T20:20:29Z")
I went with Disemvoweller. If not for that one, I would have selected Chicken of Bristol. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/8 "2010-02-19T20:21:55Z")
I’ve got to go with the “I hardly knew her” one. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/9 "2010-02-19T20:32:05Z")
I’m not saying which way I voted…but I _am_ a Bugs Bunny fanatic. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/10 "2010-02-19T20:53:50Z")
Chicken! You didn’t include mine. I like the first one a lot, though. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/11 "2010-02-19T21:40:45Z")
I loved the Marvin the Martian ref, but the “Master of the Czarcastic” juuuuust edged it out. It appealed to my sense of humour. It seems like even in this bunch, I’m the only one with that sense of humour. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/12 "2010-02-19T22:18:15Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I don’t see how it could be anything other than The Disemvoweller. Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/13 "2010-02-19T22:35:23Z")
Smooth moderator is the best, but voted Chicken of Bristol to make you sweat! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/14 "2010-02-20T00:19:21Z")
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Moderator Is what I want to see. If he doesn’t take it, I hope some other mod grabs it, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/15 "2010-02-20T01:01:42Z")
Alright, which of you shmoes are voting for Chicken of Bristol? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/16 "2010-02-20T01:06:48Z")
I suggested Chilled Arrogant Bastard but I voted for Illudium Q-32. That’s too damn good. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/17 "2010-02-20T01:22:33Z")
At the time I voted, the first three titles mentioned in the thread were tied at 12 apiece. Looks like it could be anyone’s game. BTW, if I’d seen post #15, I’d’ve voted for Chicken of Bristol. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/18 "2010-02-20T01:25:13Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space > Moderator > > Is what I want to see. If he doesn’t take it, I hope some other mod grabs it, actually. If he doesn’t take it, I will. After all, whose username has more of a Looney Tunes vibe? ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/19 "2010-02-20T01:27:41Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Alright, which of you shmoes are voting for Chicken of Bristol? Oh, go on. Somebody has to be Chicken of Bristol. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/20 "2010-02-20T02:27:15Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > Oh, go on. Somebody has to be Chicken of Bristol. 🙂 Y’know, if someone(like you, for instance) were to take that title before voting ended, I would, so _very_ reluctantly, have to strike it from the list. Just sayin’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669.md?page=2)