# Vote for Czarcasm's New Title Here! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 19, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669 "2010-02-19T19:51:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/21 "2010-02-20T02:35:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Alright, which of you shmoes are voting for Chicken of Bristol? You rang? ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/22 "2010-02-20T07:51:25Z")
I have a Marvin the Marian hand puppet I use as a Xmas tree topper, so big guess which I picked? But someone please don’t let ‘chilled arrogant bastard’ go to waste, people ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/23 "2010-02-20T09:31:23Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Alright, which of you shmoes are voting for Chicken of Bristol? And what the hell does it mean? ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/24 "2010-02-20T13:00:42Z")
Dsmvllr! Dmn! Sms y tk th sgntr lrdy! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/25 "2010-02-20T13:06:19Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > And what the hell does it mean? from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. > [@](#): > > “Sir Robin the - not - quite - so - brave - as - Sir Lancelot, > who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, > who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, > and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill!” ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/26 "2010-02-20T13:21:13Z")
It’s so very evenly split! There are 5 options that are all within a few points of each other… It’ll be a close one! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/27 "2010-02-20T13:37:22Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Ah. I always preferred the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog ( “look at the _bones_, man!” ), and the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/28 "2010-02-20T17:47:53Z")
IIRC, Chicken of Bristol was first suggested as a good user name way back when slythe was changing his name - to Czarcasm, if memory serves. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/29 "2010-02-20T22:05:04Z")
Eleventy one votes so far, and still too close to call. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/30 "2010-02-21T04:20:08Z")
Well, I cast my vote. Where is the _kaboom_? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering _kaboom_! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/31 "2010-02-21T06:33:24Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Well, I cast my vote. > > Where is the _kaboom_? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering _kaboom_! Ain’t I a stinker? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/32 "2010-02-21T14:33:54Z")
Voting closes today at 4:04 pm PST. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/33 "2010-02-21T14:40:31Z")
Why 4:04? That seems oddly specific. That makes me very angry. Very angry indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/34 "2010-02-21T15:21:16Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Why 4:04? That seems oddly specific. That makes me very angry. Very angry indeed. [Original notice.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12126472&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/35 "2010-02-21T16:29:42Z")
I’m confused. Are you asking for a new title (i.e., moderator)? or, new “handle” (i.e., Czarcasm). If the latter, I thought the rules of SD did not permit one to change “handles” nor have multiple accounts under different names (if one were ever found to be doing so). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/36 "2010-02-21T17:23:01Z")
> [@Jinx](#): > > I’m confused. Are you asking for a new title (i.e., moderator)? or, new “handle” (i.e., Czarcasm). If the latter, I thought the rules of SD did not permit one to change “handles” nor have multiple accounts under different names (if one were ever found to be doing so). I am asking for a new title. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/37 "2010-02-21T17:45:20Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Alright, which of you shmoes are voting for Chicken of Bristol? You leave me no choice. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/38 "2010-02-21T23:18:06Z")
None of them strike me as right for you, but I voted for the goat one. I think it should be something that addresses the confusion between sarcasm and irony. I will give it a bit of thought. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/39 "2010-02-21T23:35:28Z")
Half hour to go. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669/40 "2010-02-22T00:00:39Z")
Five minutes! it looks like one vote could throw it into overtime, folks! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-czarcasms-new-title-here/529669.md?page=3)