# Vote for your favorite Craiglist Rant here! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901 "2007-03-21T18:47:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/1 "2007-03-21T18:47:07Z")
Man, there are some doosies there. [Best of Craiglist.](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/) Sheesh, I thought the pit had the best rants but some of these guys are top freaking notch. I just spent the last couple hours (off and on of course) reading through some of these, laughing the whole time. Take notes for the next time you want to drop a rant on the MIL, quality stuff. My favorites so far is “Middle Aged Women Complaining About Sex”, and next would be “Dear Guy Masterbating In Enoch Pratt” and thirdly (so far) “To My Co-Workers”. There, that should tide you people over for a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/2 "2007-03-21T21:08:41Z")
So far my favorite is [10 reasons why you shouldn’t take shrooms & wear adult diapers](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/238388706.html) ---
**Author:** ![Emilio\_Lizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Emilio\_Lizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emilio_Lizardo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/3 "2007-03-21T21:50:37Z")
I enjoyed [Hey crackhead](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html) ---
**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/4 "2007-03-21T22:14:17Z")
My two favorites are: [Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/290529230.html) and [The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/235728006.html) ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/5 "2007-03-22T00:13:18Z")
I haven’t chosen a favorite yet, but I have to extend my thanks to **Uncommon Sense** for posting that link. I have laughed so much I scared all the cats off my desk. ---
**Author:** ![Dunawake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dunawake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunawake)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/6 "2007-03-22T00:58:10Z")
[The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/290385287.html) is really kind of sad ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/7 "2007-03-22T01:08:04Z")
My favourite will always be [Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out of the Dishwasher!](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/167345070.html) I think I first learned of its sublime joy when someone here made reference to it. Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/8 "2007-03-22T03:21:35Z")
While not truly a rant, this [couch ad](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/287000204.html) cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/9 "2007-03-22T04:01:16Z")
None of these links work for me? I’m guessing the server is down… ---
**Author:** ![2pelo\_honey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/ecb155/32.png) [@2pelo\_honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2pelo_honey)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/10 "2007-03-22T04:13:49Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] None of these links work for me? I’m guessing the server is down… [/QUOTE] Nope, they didn’t work for me, either??? I’m @ 12:13 a.m. EST, right now. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/11 "2007-03-22T06:09:08Z")
[QUOTE=2pelo honey] Nope, they didn’t work for me, either??? I’m @ 12:13 a.m. EST, right now. [/QUOTE] They work now. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/12 "2007-03-22T06:57:54Z")
[QUOTE=fluiddruid] While not truly a rant, this [couch ad](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/287000204.html) cracked me up. [/QUOTE] Hehe, that one’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/13 "2007-03-22T07:09:22Z")
I like this poor bastard…[No More Sex, Please](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/267035526.html) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/14 "2007-03-22T07:45:31Z")
[Et Tu, Toilet](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/271787782.html). Oh, my ribs hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/15 "2007-03-22T14:59:43Z")
Links blocked at work. Bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Dunawake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dunawake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunawake)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/16 "2007-03-22T15:24:25Z")
**Projammer** Just use a web proxy like [IPHide](http://www.iphide.com) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/17 "2007-03-22T15:37:57Z")
[My hats of to you, mystery man with no feet](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/36551240.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-for-your-favorite-craiglist-rant-here/396901/18 "2007-03-22T16:04:13Z")
[QUOTE=Smitty] [The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/235728006.html) [/QUOTE] _Dung-guppies?_ That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read.