# Vote Here For SDMB Male Slut **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388 "2000-06-04T19:27:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/1 "2000-06-04T19:27:20Z")
Hey, Shayna gets a Prom King. I think whomever wins the Temptress title should have a date to get jiggy with, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/2 "2000-06-04T19:39:09Z")
Hey, just ask Tubadiva. I am the “Official Male Slut of the 2000 Olympic Games.” ---
**Author:** ![\_BANNED\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/9d8465/32.png) [@\_BANNED\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_BANNED_1)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/3 "2000-06-04T21:22:34Z")
I’d vote for Satan. Don’t know much about him, but I’ve seen the recent pictures. \*Looks \* morally bankrupt (hence the name?) ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/4 "2000-06-04T21:41:07Z")
Look, I got a 29 in the teeming millions purity test. I beleive that qualifies me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/5 "2000-06-05T09:51:32Z")
I don’t know about the title “Male Slut”, as I really shudder to think what my dear mother would say… Besides, I could give a rat’s ass about the title (either, this one or prom king)–I just want the…uh…physical companionship 😉 You’d offered blow jobs in a previous thread for votes. Well, for the right lady, I suppose I’d reciprocate, because: “That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.” 😃 –The Two Gentleman of Verona, Act 3, Scene i ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/6 "2000-06-05T12:49:32Z")
19 on the Teeming Millions Purity Test(would have scored lower but the dead platypus was underage, and I _do_ have my limits, y’know!) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/7 "2000-06-05T13:00:58Z")
**Slythe** and **dan** you bastards. i got a 44. but i am a slut. i’m just really that easy, especially now that i’m extremely single and unattached to any woman in any way. i don’t give no for an answer 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/8 "2000-06-05T13:02:35Z")
I suspect that if we opened the voting up only to the male population on this board, it would be a tie with everyone receiving 1 vote (their own). I’d vote for myself because I have a slutty Porn Star name… but, since it’s a woman’s name (Tara Chalmers) I’ll have to disqualify myself. Dammit! Tara Chalmers… you know she’d be the high school cheerleader doing the entire football team… (Why couldn’t my Porn Star name be “Buck Naked”, or “Rock Hard”?) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/9 "2000-06-05T13:23:10Z")
Ladies, I can do better than the rest, A full evening of entertainment guarenteed… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/10 "2000-06-05T13:40:47Z")
hey! my tounge does tricks 😛 'nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/11 "2000-06-05T17:04:19Z")
Slythe: 19!!! Either you’re the biggest liar or the biggest pervert here—in either case…damn glad to know ya! 😃 But you’re the Moderator, and thus must declare yourself ineligable. HA! 😛 John: about that “full evening” - I don’t think the Ladies want to see your 8 hr shadowpuppet show. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/12 "2000-06-05T17:48:30Z")
You guys are crazy if you think I am going to go just on your words alone. I want PROOF! After all, this is the SDMB. Line forms to the left. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/13 "2000-06-05T18:10:15Z")
you want proof?? 😃 no problem. step right up, open those purty lips of yours, you’ll not regret a thing. and then maybe we can explore some of my other talents hmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/14 "2000-06-05T18:10:54Z")
Fine! i’ll be the male slut here, proof is NOT necessary (for me hahahahahahaha). ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/15 "2000-06-05T18:23:28Z")
PROOF!?! you want proof? Ok, Hmm (licks eyebrowns in thought) Let’s see what’s in Dr. Dans little black bag: Hmmm (adjusts special order size XXXXL leather jockstrap), Silk ties- check, rubber sheets- check, leather items-check, extra batteries-check, various lotions & lubricants-check, clips-check, fantasy costume items-check, candles(real beeswax ONLY)-check, ice-check, chocolate syrup-check, Barry White CD-check …hmmm, nope, it’s not all here, I’ll have to get back to you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/16 "2000-06-05T18:37:12Z")
Oh, my!! You guys are so _ **mean** _! Here I sit, with hubby halfway around the world, and he will be gone for at least another 7months, and what do I read here?!?!?! So, I’ll just sit over here quietly and drool to myself, and think about my honey…sigh…all alone… ☹ Too bad I can’t ask you to share, Diane! 😉 \ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/17 "2000-06-05T20:51:11Z")
I thought I was pretty freaking awful, but I could only manage to get down to 34% on the Olde Purity Test. Must be my decided hererosxuality getting in the way. I vote for DanielInTheWolvesDen, since 1. He scored lower than I did and 2. Slythe is ineligible. Have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/18 "2000-06-05T21:46:16Z")
I would prefer the title Temptor, Seductor or just All-Around-Sex-God to Male Slut, but I’ll join in the ranks at 28%. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/19 "2000-06-05T21:51:53Z")
Hey, if we’re talkin’ tongues, then I gotta win that one! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/20 "2000-06-05T22:10:26Z")
Heh. I love how all the guys are nominated themselves, like they’ve got something to prove. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388.md?page=2)