# Vote Here For SDMB Male Slut **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388 "2000-06-04T19:27:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/41 "2000-06-10T08:37:38Z")
Damn, matt, and you still had time to post over 1000 times? So THAT explains the poor typing in some of the posts. 😃 But, in my glory days in Hollywood (pre aids), I slept with about 2 new women (models, actress wanna-bes, and just plain bimbos)per WEEK. (I ran a modeling studio, they thought I could get them a “start”, and I did get a few of them their “ins”) However, it’s not just the quantity, it’s the skill & the aptitude; you show promise, true, but with only 2 years, not over 25, of experiance, you just don’t got it. But, I will admit, you sure win the “best rookie” award. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/42 "2000-06-10T08:43:31Z")
(blows pretend smoke off of extended index finger) ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/43 "2000-06-10T08:57:52Z")
matt, just wipe it off, for gawd’s sake, don’t blow on it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/44 "2000-06-10T09:41:13Z")
By the way, where can one find this Teeming Millions Purity Test? Oh, and Schotticher, (um, let’s see here… Digging through Shakepear memory banks… Prospero’s farewell speech won’t work… Antony’s eulogy of Caesar? nope… the “to be or not to be” soliloquy’s done to death… Hmm, maybe I can take something out of context from the witches chant in the Scottish play.) Double, double, toil and-- Oh, shoot, it still doesn’t sound romantic. I guess I’ll just have to think of my own ways to compliment a bonnie redheaded Scottish lass with a sexy accent on my own, without help from someone who’se been dead these past centuries. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/45 "2000-06-10T11:01:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I guess I’ll just have to think of my own ways to compliment a bonnie redheaded Scottish lass with a sexy accent on my own, without help from someone who’se been dead these past centuries. > \*\* Oh, shoot, honey. Do I have to go over this accent thang again? I don’t want to be dishonest. And I really DID try to reclaim my Gram’s brougue. It didn’t work last week, and I am sure it won’t work now. But thanks for the thought, and you are on my short list for favorite men who try real hard and are awfully cute. You ARE awfully cute, aren’t you? Heavens, I just realized we are all taking a whole lot of stuff on faith, here! I look forward to your attempts to outshine the Bard, my friend. Tolkien ain’t swiss cheese, either. But, isn’t he dead too? Also Cervantes and Ovid? Oh well, at least you dropped the attempt to quote the witches speech. I might have been tempted to come out of denial and take you for a walk in the pit. And it is not pretty there. (She Shudders and needs a gorgeous man’s arm to hang onto. Preferably with the man still attached) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/46 "2000-06-10T12:35:49Z")
“We have heard the chimes at midnight” –Henry IV, Part 2, Act 3, scene ii > [@](#): > > \*\* > Try throwing in some Cervantes > \*\* “A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp looking wretch, A living-dead man.” –The Comedy of Errors, Act 5, scene i > [@](#): > > \*\* > or Ovid, > \*\* “That reverend vice, that gray iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years” –Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, scene iv > [@](#): > > \*\* > or Tolkien > \*\* “Another lean unwashed artificer” –King John, Act 4, scene ii > [@](#): > > \*\* > Hey, Chronos- > Shakespeare did pretty blinkin’ fine with those words, and IMHO, DRY isn’t doing too bad either. > Scotti > \*\* “An Angel! or, if not, An earthly paragon!” –Cymbeline, Act 3, scene vi > [@](#): > > \*\* > And he’s sweet, which rocks too. (Except for the “all he wants is sex” thing. I choose to believe he is just blowing smoke there. > \*\* “Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.” –Hamlet, Act 2, scene ii > [@](#): > > \*\* > I guess I’ll just have to think of my own ways to compliment a bonnie redheaded Scottish lass with a sexy accent on my own, without help from someone who’se been dead these past centuries. > \*\* “Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the king’s English” –Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene iv A pleasure chatting with you two–don’t know what we’re all doing up at this time. (To both) “I am Sir Oracle, And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!” –Merchant of Venice (To Chronos) “I would the gods had made the poetical” –As You Like It, Act 3, Scene iii (To Scotticher) “Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow.” –Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii (asides) “to sleep: perchance to dream” –Hamlet, Act 3, scene i “I have not slept one wink” –Cymbeline, Act 3, scene iv ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/47 "2000-06-10T12:46:59Z")
What’s Chef Troy been up to? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/48 "2000-06-10T16:06:16Z")
_The Two Towers_, not _The Hobbit_. The taming of Smeagol, when Frodo and Sam try to bind Gollum with the rope from Lothlorien. The only distress Gollum experienced in _The Hobbit_ had to do with his anguish at losing the ring. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/49 "2000-06-10T23:57:10Z")
OK, DRY, I admit that I’m hopelessly outclassed in the literature department… How **do** you find all of those references to the Bard? But as the lady said herself, she thinks I’m probably cute-- Unfortunately, Villanova seems to have finally deactivated my web account, so I can’t link to a pic… I’ll let everyone here know when I have my new page up. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/50 "2000-06-11T08:39:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > _The Two Towers_, not _The Hobbit_. > > The taming of Smeagol, when Frodo and Sam try to bind Gollum with the rope from Lothlorien. > > The only distress Gollum experienced in _The Hobbit_ had to do with his anguish at losing the ring. > \*\* Really? I guess my question, then, is how closely, the TV movie of The Hobbit followed the book, because I haven’t read either The Hobbit or The Two Towers, and I believe I got “It hurts, my precious” from the movie (From Gollum’s anguish at losing the ring, like you said) > [@](#): > > \*\* > OK, DRY, I admit that I’m hopelessly outclassed in the literature department… How **do** you find all of those references to the Bard? But as the lady said herself, she thinks I’m probably cute-- Unfortunately, Villanova seems to have finally deactivated my web account, so I can’t link to a pic… I’ll let everyone here know when I have my new page up. > \*\* The next time you’re in a bar, try telling her: “Some are born great, Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.” –Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene V (OK, so maybe that isn’t such a brilliant idea–unless she’s really drunk and then you don’t need a line) As to how I find all these references, it isn’t easy: I’ve gone through Bartlett’s quotations and used my own familiarity with the plays. Probably more trouble than it’s worth, unless I can get someone to publish my “Shakespeare, hitting on women, and deviant sexual practices” (as referenced in the IMHO Prom Queen and Temptress threads) Scotti’s quite a catch, and I’m sure she’s waiting for your pic. Then again, I’m waiting for HERS. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/51 "2000-06-12T05:22:52Z")
OK, do we have an Official Vote Count? Did I win yet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/52 "2000-06-12T12:50:18Z")
Eliminating all self-nominations, and the blowing of ones’s own horn(which _should_ be a pre-requisite!), the vote stands at: DanielinTheWolvesDen-2 Satan-1 Eutychuss55-1 Omni-1 Democritus-1 pLt-1 ChiefScott-1 Dry-1 Chief Troy-1 The voting ends on Friday, 5 pm Pacific time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/53 "2000-06-12T15:18:23Z")
My vote goes with Mr. Cynical… because… well, cuz I can! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/54 "2000-06-12T17:25:27Z")
And if I were only as witty and charming on the boards as I am in chat, I’d be a shoo-in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/55 "2000-06-12T17:53:48Z")
Okay, you talked me into it Cynical \< remember to send me a certified check though \> **I vote for Mr. Cynical!** ---
**Author:** ![Rift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rift)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/56 "2000-06-13T04:28:08Z")
My vote goes to slutboy ( **pLt** ), who has some magical skill (especially on-line), and we’re not just talking number of sucesses but also his ability to find them, success rate, the speed in which he manages to seduce them, and he is ofcourse very proud of it. I’m thinking of strapping electrodes, cameras and recording devices to him and anaylsing the results to discover his secret… because I have no idea how he does it… ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/57 "2000-06-16T10:29:50Z")
_sigh_ I don’t know whether to laugh with dpr and rift or be mad that they are spilling my secret identity. I could settle for proving them wrong … nah, forget that. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/58 "2000-06-16T10:59:10Z")
…with 5 votes for Mr. Cynical \< hehe \> He wins, he wins! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/59 "2000-06-16T12:38:32Z")
In reality, I’m quite the gentleman. But if fantasies count, I’m the sluttiest man around. Lust, TN\*Hippie ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388/60 "2000-06-16T20:39:08Z")
OH YEAH! Agreat big vote for Mr Cynical…he’s the slutiest! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-male-slut/21388.md?page=4)