# Vote here for SDMB President! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793 "2000-11-11T15:40:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/21 "2000-11-12T19:32:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > **I’ll vote for anyone who promises not to add another line to their sig if they win this thing.** I promise not to add any more lines to my sig. It’s long enough as it is. I may _modify_ it, but I won’t add to it. Also, I cast a vote for . . . myself. Tripler Go me!! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/22 "2000-11-12T19:52:27Z")
I vote for SPOOFE 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/23 "2000-11-12T22:08:49Z")
Shirley Ujest gets my vote. Why? Because like me, she’s got little kids. She _knows_ how to deal with chaos. Arguments on the Senate floor? She’ll give you a time-out. Still not voting the her way? She’ll spank you, _then_ give you a time-out and make you “think about what you’ve just done.” Go Shirley! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/24 "2000-11-12T22:18:22Z")
Hey!! I’ve got two votes, there, iam! Check out my first post, and **Kat’s** post, a little ways up. I’m beginning to doubt your capabilities to run this thread here, buddy. 🙂 Oh, yes, I guess I’ll sum up my platform While I’m here. I think that all power in government should go to the Dopers, who are the least ignorant bunch around, and therefore the most qualified to run the country. Also, the White House will be turned into one big party house, and all present politicians will be encased in a huge mold of Green Jell-o. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/25 "2000-11-12T22:32:16Z")
I’ve voting for dpr. Because…well, because Demo is and he’s the only person I know on this thread. My twin hasn’t steered me wrong yet. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/26 "2000-11-13T00:28:20Z")
I’m voting for dpr. Just because. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/27 "2000-11-13T00:38:56Z")
Another vote for Byzantine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/28 "2000-11-13T01:00:00Z")
This ballot is confusing! That said, I vote for dpr ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/29 "2000-11-13T01:10:27Z")
Um, I vote for dpr ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/30 "2000-11-13T01:12:53Z")
I’ll just let the election board determine my intent. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/31 "2000-11-13T01:13:46Z")
DPR, now where’s that bribe ? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/32 "2000-11-13T01:24:55Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/33 "2000-11-13T02:04:11Z")
I vote dpr, cause he asked me too. But Silo HAS to be vice-Prez. atleast. ---
**Author:** ![phantomdiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5e925/32.png) [@phantomdiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantomdiver)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/34 "2000-11-13T02:50:52Z")
I vote for Paddy. He’s cute and he has nice hair. Besides, he was going to vote for me, but he got there after the polls closed. ☹ phantomdiver who is biased ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/35 "2000-11-13T02:55:29Z")
I vote for Jester. ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/36 "2000-11-13T03:03:44Z")
a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42420&pagenumber=1) to the other thread? I didn’t notice one. -----😕 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/37 "2000-11-13T03:09:54Z")
Well I’m going to vote for myself, though i should point out that if elected nearly everyone will get a turn at being a representative. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/38 "2000-11-13T12:39:14Z")
I ain’t voting til some cold, hard cash is slipped into my palm. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/39 "2000-11-13T12:52:08Z")
I choose dpr… …for reasons I can’t seem to enumerate. Not that it matters anyway. so, where’s the inaugural ball gonna be held?? ---
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/40 "2000-11-13T14:04:12Z")
I vote for Satan, because it says in his tag that he’s my pal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793.md?page=3)