# Vote here for SDMB President! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793 "2000-11-11T15:40:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/41 "2000-11-13T15:26:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PunditLisa \* > \*\*I ain’t voting til some cold, hard cash is slipped into my palm. \*\* ::Trip slides a Franklin into your hand:: Tripler Winning over their hearts and minds . . . ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/42 "2000-11-14T01:07:06Z")
I vote for DPR - Not only is he idealistic, loyal, patient and practical - but he is also fantastic in bed. So I hear. So my offical vote goes to DPR. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/43 "2000-11-14T01:32:57Z")
Oh I will vote on the issues, I vote for iampunha, his only cabinet will be a wooden one to put clothes in, that means Lots less govment. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/44 "2000-11-14T01:34:43Z")
Oh yes, I also vote for Ms. Shirley, it will be nice to have a female pres for a change. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/45 "2000-11-14T01:37:09Z")
Oh, hey! Dpr is great in bed? Can I vote twice? What does “getting to be a representative” mean? My interest has suddenly returned to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/46 "2000-11-14T01:51:11Z")
As my humble tribute to the immortal wallyM7, > [@](#): > > If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Now he allegedly borrowed that from some loser or something but in my heart it will always be his. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/47 "2000-11-14T01:51:23Z")
**Nymysys** , see #1 of the rules. Ballot stuffing is allowed. While I am posting again, how about another vote for **iampunha** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/48 "2000-11-14T02:22:08Z")
Thanks deb2world and phantomdiver for voting for me, and spidey for linking. I vote for myself again. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/49 "2000-11-14T02:22:46Z")
Hey, throw in another for me, too. Gotta catch up to dpr sometime. Where’s my vice president, I may ask! Just remember, everybody, a vote for Jester is a vote for the fufillment of all your dreams, and the legalization of recreational drugs! (Possibly not in that specific order, though). ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/50 "2000-11-14T03:00:17Z")
Just here casting another vote for that incredible piece of man **iampunha**. Damn is he attractive. Nice, too. Why he isn’t taken I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/51 "2000-11-14T04:25:46Z")
I vote for SPOOFE again. This way I might be two intoxicated midgets. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/52 "2000-11-14T04:28:56Z")
I have never been more tempted to create a horde of sockpuppets and come hear and vote for myself a billion times. But I shall withstand the temptation, and instead I’ll molest this drunken midget. ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/53 "2000-11-14T04:29:33Z")
Od’s bodkins! That should read “get” rather than “be”. Don’t know where that came from. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/54 "2000-11-14T04:32:27Z")
Hey **Jello** I just love those freudian slips. Two intoxicated midgets?..he he. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/55 "2000-11-14T07:29:02Z")
Just here to vote for everyone’s favorite horny teenager, **iampunha** ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/56 "2000-11-16T15:59:31Z")
Has it been five days yet? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/57 "2000-11-16T16:10:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*…everyone’s favorite horny teenager, **iampunha** \*\* When did we vote for **that**? ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/58 "2000-11-16T18:05:01Z")
I think today is the last day of voting. So get to it and vote for your favorite, or least offensive, candidate. Another vote for Shirley while I am at it. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/59 "2000-11-16T20:11:23Z")
Okay, I’ll vote for dpr one more time before this thing closes. I wanna be a representative, though! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793/60 "2000-11-17T17:23:56Z")
Somebody nominate me for something, because it would be unseemly for me to do it myself. 😉 And I nominate **Jack Dean Tyler** for Surgeon General. 😃 Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vote-here-for-sdmb-president/40793.md?page=4)