All right, I’ve been toiling all night and I believe I have just the thing for this test.
You make a delicious meal for your family. It consists of:
a) Fried chicken, cornbread, and watermelon.
b) Something with lots of accent marks in the name. c) Wonder Bread and Spam sandwiches.
You get home from work. The first thing you do is:
a) Change out of overalls that you wore in the cotton fields and drink some malt liquor.
b) Go to a cockfighting match and yell Ai Ai Ai! c) Kiss the wife, grab a beer, and watch American Idol.
The most important person in American history was:
a) Martin Luther King, Jr
b) George Washington Carver c) Jesus
America is the land of:
a) The free
b) The brave
**c) A long and glorious Christian tradition of gun ownership
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To vote, you do not need to:
a) Be an American citizen
b) Have registered as a voter c) Be a genius or rich, or even a highschool education
One can only assume that the OP is uninterested in discussion, but instead prefers snappy retorts and provocation. He did not return to this thread to respond to the serious posts/questions. Instead he continued to spread snappy retorts and provocation in other threads throughout the evening.
We have a word for that sort of poster around here.