Voting exams

I think racsim’s a pretty cool guy, eh fights illegal aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything.

They say this guy Racsim’s is a bad mother -

Shut yo’ mouth!

All right, I’ve been toiling all night and I believe I have just the thing for this test.
You make a delicious meal for your family. It consists of:
a) Fried chicken, cornbread, and watermelon.
b) Something with lots of accent marks in the name.
c) Wonder Bread and Spam sandwiches.

You get home from work. The first thing you do is:
a) Change out of overalls that you wore in the cotton fields and drink some malt liquor.
b) Go to a cockfighting match and yell Ai Ai Ai!
c) Kiss the wife, grab a beer, and watch American Idol.

The most important person in American history was:
a) Martin Luther King, Jr
b) George Washington Carver
c) Jesus

America is the land of:
a) The free
b) The brave
**c) A long and glorious Christian tradition of gun ownership
**
To vote, you do not need to:
a) Be an American citizen
b) Have registered as a voter
c) Be a genius or rich, or even a highschool education

Pssst. Hey, you. Yeah, you; come over here. He doesn’t get to run again until 2012.

Don’t be mean, folks. Ever since he figured out how babby is formed, he just hasn’t been the same.

That was a thign of bewtey.

I forwarded your tess to the Alabama Secretary of State; I’ll let you know what happns.

But I’m talking about Racsim!

That was always my favorite hip-hop duo, Eric B. and Racsim.

bullrun, do you actually live around Bull Run?

Curious that he’s using the name given to the battle by the Northern aggressors. I’d have though he’d call himself manassas.

One can only assume that the OP is uninterested in discussion, but instead prefers snappy retorts and provocation. He did not return to this thread to respond to the serious posts/questions. Instead he continued to spread snappy retorts and provocation in other threads throughout the evening.

We have a word for that sort of poster around here.

Then we can dig it.

When the OP loses his right to vote, will he blame liberals?

Let’s see, we have incoherent ranting, disorganized parenthetical structure, dubious claims, blatant typos.

Oh, and we have this as a lead-out thesis:

What we have here is a troll. A fucking idiotic troll.

Fail.

“Sir, wait, you forgot your empty suitcase… oh, dear. He walked into an open manhole.”

At the risk of taking you seriously, bullrun, what are some questions you’d like to see on such an exam?

Actually, you know what? What the hell. I’m for it.

The Republicans would get creamed on any history test by the Dems. It would be hysterical. We’d have like 10% of the Rupugs able to pass the exam.

Is this guy coming back?

He’s full of bull, so I guess he had to run.