# Vs. Threads We Haven't Seen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863 "2003-07-25T13:59:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/21 "2003-07-26T03:45:39Z")
**Schrodinger’s cat vs. Nostradamus and a guy who can figure out what the hell he’s saying.** In a unique experiment, Mr. Trigo, the leading expert on Nostramus’ predictions, spent 3 weeks deciphering a prediction in which it is believed Nostradamus reveals the fate of Schrodinger’s cat. Unfortunately, the experiment was invalidated when it was discovered that the cat died of starvation. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/22 "2003-07-26T05:37:58Z")
Fred Phelps vs. RuPaul Casper the Ghost vs. Casper Van Dien Grease vs. West Side Story Daria (from MTV) vs. Cathy (from the comics) dragonflies vs. butterflies Fabio vs. Cher Tubthumping vs. The Macarena Ho-Hos vs. Yoo-hoos Gee, I guess that’s enough or otherwise I’ll go on all night. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/23 "2003-07-26T05:46:07Z")
Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/24 "2003-07-26T06:02:26Z")
Mario vs. Sonic James Earl Jones Vs. James Earl Ray A toaster oven vs. a regular toaster Big Mac vs. Macintosh Carrie Anne Moss vs. Kerry Fisher ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/25 "2003-07-26T11:52:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons \* > > **Hitler vs Saddam** > Can you say “Celebrity Death Match”? Hmmm. I got [Hitler vs Stalin](http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/), how about that? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/26 "2003-07-26T12:19:21Z")
Hobbes vs. Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/27 "2003-07-26T17:18:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fern Forest \* > \*\*Hobbes vs. Snoopy \*\* Snoopy would kick his ass. Hobbes is a lover, not a fighter. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/28 "2003-07-26T19:36:15Z")
Bono v. Batman (“My ego deflects all your attacks!”) Aqua Teen Hunger Force v. Phish fans Harry Potter from the end of book V v. Anakin Skywalker from the end of Episode II (I’m actually planning on starting this thread, but the spoiler boxes would get cumbersome. Maybe I’ll figure something out within the end few days…) ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/29 "2003-07-26T19:37:46Z")
Er, within a few days. I don’t know what happened there. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/30 "2003-07-26T20:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mastema \* > \*\*RIAA Attourneys vs. 300 annoyed and hungry Bengal Tigers \*\* That’s pretty cruel to the tigers, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/31 "2003-07-26T21:06:06Z")
Bucky Katt vs a monkey ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/32 "2003-07-26T21:31:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*Snoopy would kick his ass. Hobbes is a lover, not a fighter. \*\* Bwuh-huh? Hobbes not a fighter? He regularly took out Calvin just for fun. Plus he ate one of bullys who used to pick on Calvin at school. Don’t let his cool outward appearance fool you. He’s all tiger. Grrrrrrrow. ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/33 "2003-07-26T22:04:33Z")
Drag Queen vs football linebacker My money, for the record, is on the drag queen ---
**Author:** ![UperCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c0e974/32.png) [@UperCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UperCow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/34 "2003-07-27T00:11:24Z")
George Bush vs. Captain Planet (you know the green guy that flies around and saves baby otters) Jolly green giant vs Hulk ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/35 "2003-07-27T06:56:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UperCow \* > \*\*George Bush vs. Captain Planet (you know the green guy that flies around and saves baby otters) > \*\* Jr. or Sr.? Either way, Bush just needs a hot enough heat source and captain planet will melt. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/36 "2003-07-27T07:08:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede Oh don’t start that or I’ll be here all night… Alucard vs. Vampire Hunter D Faye Valentine vs. Jessie from Pokemon (don’t laugh, Jessie’s tough) Radical Edward vs. Washu (in a science fair) Anyway, I say if it’s hand-to-hand combat Spike, and with guns Vash. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/37 "2003-07-27T07:36:02Z")
If it’s Ladies at 20 paces then it’ll be Spike hands down. Tifa Lockheart vs. Lara Croft Actually no. No one would be able to resist going dirty with it. Interesting though. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/38 "2003-07-27T13:15:37Z")
Calista Flockheart vs a ham sandwich ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/39 "2003-07-27T14:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TeaRoses \* > **Faye Valentine vs. Jessie from Pokemon (don’t laugh, Jessie’s tough)** Mai. Its’ Mai Valentine. Its’ cool. Are we talking bare hands or can they use their monsters (sorta like the Legendary Heroes episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh). If its’ the latter then Harpies’ pet dragon crushes Arbok and Wobbuffet. If the former that might be slightly fairer, but I still gotta go with Mai. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863/40 "2003-07-27T22:51:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Mai. Its’ Mai Valentine. Its’ cool. Actually I was talking about Faye Valentine. The one from Cowboy Bebop. Just sort of a hand-to-hand type thing, no pokemon or giant mallets allowed. I’m not familiar with Mai at all. But this Mai thing is starting to sound way more interesting. [hijack]What is it with the name Valentine in anime/games? So far I’ve heard of Faye (CB), Mai (?), Vincent (FF – something, right?), Luke and Jan (Hellsing) and I think there’s someone else I’m forgetting [/hijack] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vs-threads-we-havent-seen/190863.md?page=3)