# Vulcan Pick Up Lines

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**Created:** [December 5, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcan-pick-up-lines/562995 "2010-12-05T02:42:49Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcan-pick-up-lines/562995/24 "2010-12-06T17:20:00Z")

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_singing_

I question why avians abruptly materialize themselves in this location every time you are in close proximity?

In a similar manner as me, they have a great desire  
To have minimal distance between our humanoid forms.

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