# Vulcans vs. Jedis

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcans-vs-jedis/346970>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcans-vs-jedis/346970 "2006-03-03T22:26:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcans-vs-jedis/346970/41 "2006-03-07T01:06:48Z")

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A Vulcan may only get wood once every seven years, but that only means he has to get _very_ good at foreplay.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcans-vs-jedis/346970/42 "2006-03-07T19:44:37Z")

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**Terrifel** , you made my day. But are you sure you shot the Gungans enough?

**_BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_ _BLAM_**

There, that should do it.

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