# W leaves Obama a note -- what's it say? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 20, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125 "2009-01-20T13:59:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/41 "2009-01-21T00:26:22Z")
I think yer cute. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/42 "2009-01-21T00:36:09Z")
Dear Presdient Mister Brock Obama, My name is Mr. Dr. George Doubleyou Bush, barrister at laws of Crawford, Texas. I am contacting you on behalf of my benefactor to gain your assistancing of SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ($17,000,000) in oil, gas, and cattle monies currenty tied up in financings in my state of Texas. All that is necessary on your part is a small outlay of some intital financing and some tupperwares. I eagerly await your reply on this most urgent important transactions. Regardings, Mr. Dr. George Doubleyou Bush, (PhD) Barrister at Laws ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/43 "2009-01-21T00:44:42Z")
“I gotta go. Clear up this shit, wouldya?” ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/44 "2009-01-21T00:47:11Z")
I know what you did. It makes me sick. I’m going to tell. Oh, wait. That was Mary Alice. Never Mind. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/45 "2009-01-21T05:36:34Z")
"By the time you read this, a Secret Service agent will be sneaking up behind you to kill you and replace you with a programmed clone. Sorry. My original was just as surprised. – George W. Bush 2.0" ---
**Author:** ![Myself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@Myself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myself)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/46 "2009-01-21T05:42:24Z")
Dear B.O., While you’re getting drawn and quartered because you can’t solve the problems I left you, I’ll be out enjoying all the money Dick and I made in those deals with big business. So long sucker! W ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/47 "2009-01-21T06:09:07Z")
Yes, Barack, I admit it: I finally had enough of Dick Cheney’s shit, and kneecapped him on the last day I could and still pardon myself… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/48 "2009-01-21T06:37:14Z")
Welcome to your new job as head collaborator of the Earth Covert Occupation government. I bet you didn’t know any more than I did when I took over, you poor fool. If one hasn’t been assigned to yet, you’ll be assigned a Lizard overseer; mine was Cheney. And your IQ will take a drop like mine did after they scooped out all those brains to stick the implants in. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/49 "2009-01-21T06:48:45Z")
_Note to future self_ Write a Letter to BO in this space. Signed, Past W. Or am I Present W? Huh. Lemme do this again. _Note to Future Self_ Write a letter to BO in this space Signed, ~Present soon to be Past W to Future W AKA The Decider. ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/50 "2009-01-21T06:49:12Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Just heard on the radio that, in accordance with tradition, outgoing President Bush will leave a sealed envelope with a note for Obama. > > What’s in that note, I wonder? Obviously where he left the book of secrets. Declan ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/51 "2009-01-21T07:43:38Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Dear President Obama: > > If you need to start a war, Osama runs the hot dog cart in front of the Air & Space Museum and will make you another videotape for a souvlaki and stack of Hustlers. > > Dubya You win **Agent Foxtrot**! Bwahahahahahaha. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/52 "2009-01-21T08:44:05Z")
Have yourself a good time, kid. Just try to relax, but don’t take any wooden Indians! ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/53 "2009-01-21T09:03:31Z")
> [@criminey.jicket](#): > > Not. A. Chance. His grammar and spelling aren’t _that_ good. Bah, I’m sick to death of this meme. Show me any evidence at all that Bush is especially vulnerable to spelling mistakes, to the point where could not compose a letter in standard orthography. ---
**Author:** ![Words\_on\_the\_Interweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Words\_on\_the\_Interweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Words_on_the_Interweb)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/54 "2009-01-21T09:10:27Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Chinese food menus go in the left drawr, nuclear launch codes go in the right drawr. You spelled “nucular” wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/55 "2009-01-21T09:11:41Z")
Yes, I accidentally left out a word above (“where **he** could not”). Everyone is susceptible to typos… ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/56 "2009-01-21T11:20:31Z")
> [@atomicbadgerrace](#): > > …Or maybe just a simple “Gotcha ya!” 🙂 I always thought it was him! ---
**Author:** ![Squirrel\_Pot\_Pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@Squirrel\_Pot\_Pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squirrel_Pot_Pie)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/57 "2009-01-21T11:46:00Z")
deer bruk ohbamer mr chainee tole me not too tel nebody this seacret butt (haha i said butt so im onlly gunna tel yoo. evry tym it snowz their is a magik pile of prezidenshul snoe. it is calld hawt cold yaller snoe. he sed it wood mayke smart. mr chainy wuz alwayz very happy wen i 8 it all up reel fast. it made me happy to wen he smild becuz then i wuznt so scareded of him. i \<3 him. dun tel mishel or the gurlz abowt this. it is onlyy 4 the prezadent wich is u. ur bff gorje pee heheh s - i left u a dvd (thats dee vee dee fur short0 it is calld dum n dummer. i likd it alot becuz it is a trew story. it is a present 4 u becuz u r the knew presentdent. :0) ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/58 "2009-01-21T12:01:27Z")
44, I need a favor. We ordered Cheney a Rascal last week, but it hasn’t shown up yet. UPS guy should be coming Thursday. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/59 "2009-01-21T12:51:09Z")
never get involved in a land war in Asia… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/60 "2009-01-21T15:00:26Z")
If my Texas Rangers ballcap turns up, send it to me in Dallas, wouldya? I’ve looked high and low for it. Thanks. Much obliged. W. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125.md?page=4)