# W leaves Obama a note -- what's it say?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 20, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125 "2009-01-20T13:59:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ajdebosco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@ajdebosco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ajdebosco)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/101 "2009-01-23T18:59:24Z")

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Hey there Prez O,

"…O.K. Someday–we’re gonna get the jack together and we’re gonna have a little house and a couple of acres an’ a cow and some pigs and-- _An’ live off the fatta the lan, an’ have **Rabbits!** _…  
~Lenny (an’ George W.)

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/102 "2009-01-23T19:32:14Z")

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"Just a hint: don’t do what I did and waste the first few weeks of your presidency reading about Area 51, it’s stupid and makes your IQ drop per page.

-Dubya"  
Am I the only one hearing all these notes in Jon Stewart’s (admittedly poor) Bush voice?

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/103 "2009-01-23T19:44:43Z")

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Dear B.O.  
I noticed a slight miss in the engines of Air Force One. Better have the timing checked.  
Oh, and don’t forget to top off the tanks. It gets lousy mileage.

Georgie

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/104 "2009-01-23T19:54:39Z")

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“Hee hee, these other guys think I’m writing you a note, but I’m not”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/105 "2009-01-23T20:33:28Z")

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Dear Barack:

Try the meatloaf.

W.

Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the William Safire reference.

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**Author:** ![Dude\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dude\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dude_Mann)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w-leaves-obama-a-note-whats-it-say/482125/106 "2009-01-27T15:39:30Z")

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President Obama, after getting thoroughly comfortable in his brand-new chair in the Oval Office(He didn’t want to catch Dubya’s stupid) carefully opens the envelope and takes out the contents, a slightly smaller envelope. Perplexed, he opens the second envelope to find yet another envelope. This process continues for three more envelopes until he gets to the last one. Expecting yet another envelope, he opens it to find a fine white powder. Seems Georgie-boy doesn’t like losing.

Either that or it’s Goatse.

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