# W00t!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 20, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944 "2002-05-20T14:57:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/21 "2002-05-21T20:56:29Z")

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**FDISK** said:

> [@](#):
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> w00t! 73H 574R W4RZ I5 73H K3W1357 M0VI3 3V3R!!!@#$%&^\*!1!

Translation, please.

My lame attempt: Something Star Wars is the something movie ever!!!

I need lessons. How is an H a 3 and an E and H?

Just when I think I’m a huge geek, someone like **FDISK** comes along and proves they’re a bigger geek.

😉

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/22 "2002-05-21T21:25:39Z")

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not bigger, just a different type of geek. To find out what kind of geek you are, and how to show off your geekyness go [here](http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html)

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/23 "2002-05-21T21:41:12Z")

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73H = teh = the. From what I can surmise, this is the “accepted” misspelling. K3W1357 = kewlest = coolest. Follow the bouncing spelling grades: B… C… D… F. 😉

If you all feel “w00t” is a primal scream crammed into a single syllable, go for it. My tongue trips over the naughts.

[Starship Troopers]Would you like to know more? [/Starship Troopers] Sure, we all do.  
[This guy](http://www.fireandlightning.org/jetmaster/leet.html) seems to agree with me on “leetspeak stems from a bunch of idiots,” but if you want a bit less of an opinion with your lesson, [this](http://www.ninjalane.com/leet.asp) has some handy words and phrases for travel abroad.

However, it appears [Chaucer](http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=leet) got down with the haX0r phr34ks before all of j00. I’ll bet he was pWning those n00b pilgrims all the way to (4n73|28u|2`/.

Excuse me, I have to go wash my keyboard. It feels dirty now. 😃

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/24 "2002-05-21T21:43:24Z")

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The Star Wars is the kewlest (coolest) movie ever!

Just guessing.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/25 "2002-05-22T06:04:04Z")

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Whether you like to use L337 speak or enjoy laughing at people who do, you will LOVE:

[Romeo and Juliet for the L33T](http://www.frashii.com/romjul.swf)

(it’s a long flash movie)

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**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/26 "2002-05-22T07:34:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Oboribigibanablaby pobostebed buby mobobobo85_  
> \*\*Yubou subee, thube kubids, thubey lubistuben tubo thube rubap mubusubic, whubich gubivubs thubem thubem brubain dubamubage. Wubith thube hubippubin’ uband thube huboppubin’ uband thube bubippubin’ uband thube buboppubin’, thubey dubon’t knubow whubat thube jubazz…ubis uball ubabubout.

Hubey. Ubaye hubip uband hubop wubith thube bubest obof thebem, aband ubaye abam webell vebersed ibin thube jubazz. Uband thube dubbuble dubutch (whibich ibis whabut wube caball ibit aburubound hubere).

And, in regards to the OP, w00t was, indeed, the correct response.

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/27 "2002-05-23T03:49:55Z")

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The l33t romeo and juliet makes me laugh til I am in tears, gee I love this thread

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/28 "2002-05-23T04:18:01Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Simetra \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Hell… I woke up this morning… w00t.
> 
> w00t was appropriate, **Canthearya**. 🙂 \*\*

Woke up this morning,  
Got myself a w00t.  
Went to see Star Wars,  
In my wookie suit.  
I know it’s one in a million,  
It’s got all real hair.  
I’m a fanatic,  
And I look like a bear!

Luke woke up one morning,  
All his family gone,  
His papa never told him,  
About right and wrong.

But Leia’s looking good, baby,  
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),  
Born to a Jedi  
With a robotic disguise.

Luke woke up this morning  
The world turned upside down,  
Thing’s ain’t been the same  
Since Vader walked into town.

But he’s one in a million  
He’s got that saber shine.  
Born to a Jedi,  
Who chose the Darker Path.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was  
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.  
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,  
like a voice telling you there was something you should  
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low

- ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if  
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to  
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and  
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you  
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little  
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos  
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
You are a hell of a son.

Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/29 "2002-05-23T04:21:07Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Simetra \*  
> \*\*
> 
> Hell… I woke up this morning… w00t.
> 
> w00t was appropriate, **Canthearya**. 🙂 \*\*

Woke up this morning,  
Got myself a w00t.  
Went to see Star Wars,  
In my wookie suit.  
I know it’s one in a million,  
It’s got all real hair.  
I’m a fanatic,  
And I look like a bear!

Luke woke up one morning,  
All his family gone,  
His papa never told him,  
About right and wrong.

But Leia’s looking good, baby,  
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),  
Born to a Jedi  
With a robotic disguise.

Luke woke up this morning  
The world turned upside down,  
Thing’s ain’t been the same  
Since Vader walked into town.

But he’s one in a million  
He’s got that saber shine.  
Born to a Jedi,  
Who chose the Darker Side.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was  
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.  
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,  
like a voice telling you there was something you should  
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low

- ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if  
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to  
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and  
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you  
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little  
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos  
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
You became Evil’s only son.

Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/30 "2002-05-23T04:22:56Z")

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Improved Version:

Woke up this morning,  
Got myself a w00t.  
Went to see Star Wars,  
In my wookie suit.  
I know it’s one in a million,  
It’s got all real hair.  
I’m a fanatic,  
And I look like a bear!

Luke woke up one morning,  
All his family gone,  
His papa never told him,  
About right and wrong.

But Leia’s looking good, baby,  
I believe she’s very fine,(shame about it),  
Born to a Jedi  
With a robotic disguise.

Luke woke up this morning  
The world turned upside down,  
Thing’s ain’t been the same  
Since Vader walked into town.

But he’s one in a million  
He’s got that saber shine.  
Born to a Jedi,  
Who chose the Darker Side.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was  
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.  
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,  
like a voice telling you there was something you should  
know. Last night you were flying but today you’re so low

- ain’t it times like these that make you wonder if  
you’ll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to  
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and  
brothers. Don’t you wish you didn’t function, wish you  
didn’t think beyond the next big race and finding the little  
droid? Well you do so make up your mind to go on, ‘cos  
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
Yoda said you’d be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
You became Evil’s only son.

Derleth cabbage-patches: I’m a geek! I know it! I’m a geek! I know it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/31 "2002-05-23T04:25:03Z")

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Next to the last should be:

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
Yoda said you weren’t the only one.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/32 "2002-05-23T04:33:22Z")

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Next to the last should be:

When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
When you woke up this morning,  
Yoda said you weren’t the only one.

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/33 "2002-05-23T05:01:39Z")

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Somebody put a cork in that boy!

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/34 "2002-05-23T05:06:56Z")

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Board was crappy, I wasn’t getting through (except I was).

Woke up this evening, got my double-post.

😃

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/35 "2002-05-24T14:02:51Z")

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**Derleth** , you are my hero!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/w00t/109944/36 "2002-05-24T15:48:35Z")

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So “[Woo Girls](http://www.derfcity.com/o/woo.html)”? have been replaced with “W00t Girls”?

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