# Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296 "2015-06-01T01:03:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/1 "2015-06-01T01:03:21Z")
I always blamed the syrup for the sticky seats at Waffle House. šŸ˜› Now we know the rest of the story. You gotta love the coworkerā€™s snappy comeback. šŸ™‚ > **[Ex-Waffle House employee wanted after co-worker filmed him masturbating in...](https://www.nydailynews.com/2015/05/08/ex-waffle-house-employee-wanted-after-co-worker-filmed-him-masturbating-in-georgia-diner-cops/)** > > A Waffle House masturbator is being sought by Georgia police after video surfaced of the since-fired employee pleasuring himself in one of the restaurantā€™s booths, authorities say. Emanuel Wiā€¦ > [@](#): > > As Williams went at it, his fellow employee claims he told her that he ā€œdidnā€™t careā€ if the video went viral and he ā€œcontinued on until he masturbated.ā€ > > She then ā€œtold him she hopes he washes his hands,ā€ according to the police report. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/2 "2015-06-01T01:21:32Z")
The story sounded kind of funny until they mentioned heā€™s a convicted rapist. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/3 "2015-06-01T07:23:48Z")
The coworker is lucky she wasnā€™t attacked. Still, itā€™s a pretty odd thing to do at the job. Even for a sex offender. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/4 "2015-06-01T08:30:52Z")
ā€œā€¦continued on until he masturbated?ā€ Continued on doing WHAT until he masturbated? šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/5 "2015-06-01T13:46:57Z")
Masturbating at a Waffle House always sounds sexier than it really is. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/6 "2015-06-01T13:48:46Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > ā€œā€¦continued on until he masturbated?ā€ Continued on doing WHAT until he masturbated? šŸ˜• Eating waffles! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/7 "2015-06-01T15:24:17Z")
\*please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™tā€¦ \\* God damn it. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/8 "2015-06-01T15:30:02Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > ā€œā€¦continued on until he masturbated?ā€ Continued on doing WHAT until he masturbated? šŸ˜• Sounds like some not-too-well educated Waffle House employee got confused between them high-falutinā€™ technical terms ā€œmasturbatedā€ and ā€œejaculatedā€. Itā€™s not like she uses those words every day. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/9 "2015-06-01T15:33:03Z")
Iā€™d make a joke about blue waffles, but itā€™s not in good taste. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > ā€œā€¦continued on until he masturbated?ā€ Continued on doing WHAT until he masturbated? šŸ˜• I guess that means he masturbated until he was, umm, finished. I donā€™t want to think about it too hard. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/10 "2015-06-01T15:38:36Z")
ā€œGreasy Spoonā€ should be a Michelin designation, not a marital aid. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/11 "2015-06-01T16:13:17Z")
I wasnā€™t masturbating. I WAS NOT masturbating. Wait. it didnā€™t say customer. That was close. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/12 "2015-06-01T16:35:51Z")
Thereā€™s a "sausage linksā€™ or ā€œgrand slamā€ joke in here somewhereā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/13 "2015-06-01T19:36:15Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > \*please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™t be Georgia please donā€™tā€¦ > > \\* > > God damn it. Heck, it was at least 50/50 odds on GA before you clicked. Just because of the geographical distribution of Waffle Houses, even before you consider the, erm ā€¦, proclivities ā€¦, of certain classes of Georgians. Hijack 1: Eons ago we used to stay at a cheapo Holiday Inn in greater Atlanta not too far from Hartsfield. It was at the intersection of two suburban main drags, 2-3 lanes each way, center islands, with car lots and ragged strip malls as far as a man could walk in any of the 4 directions. Two of the four corners of this intersection had Waffle Houses. And within a half mile up one of the drags was another. About a mile away in another direction was the fourth one. The hotel staff were adamant about which was the best of the close three. Damn if they werenā€™t right. It was amazing that coffee that bad & grease that nasty could still come in that wide of gradations of nastiness. Waffle Houses in GA. Not just a Bad Idea; itā€™s the Law. Hijack 2: There is/was a Waffle House along I-70 in suburban St. Louis. Which had the typical freeway-side sign: big block letters way up high on a 75 foot post. For years the lights behind the W part of their sign were burned out. So at night it became the ā€œAFFLE HOUSEā€. If you pronounce it like ā€œwaffleā€ with a silent ā€œwā€ it seems strangely appropriate. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/14 "2015-06-01T20:26:29Z")
I have to admit, I myself find the interior of a Waffle House to be erotically stimulating. Itā€™s easy to see how a guy could get carried away. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/15 "2015-06-01T20:27:17Z")
Smothered & Covered, coming right up sir! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/16 "2015-06-02T04:46:00Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > ā€œā€¦continued on until he masturbated?ā€ Continued on doing WHAT until he masturbated? šŸ˜• He continued doing the ā€¦ing thing until he finished, at which point it became the ā€¦ed thing. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/17 "2015-06-02T12:37:26Z")
Iā€™m surprised this happened at a Waffle House. I thought for sure it would be at an IFAP. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/18 "2015-06-02T13:42:51Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Iā€™m surprised this happened at a Waffle House. I thought for sure it would be at an IFAP. I thought that was the newest device from Apple. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/19 "2015-06-02T13:46:30Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I thought that was the newest device from Apple. They discontinued it. No one wanted to take it out of their pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/20 "2015-06-02T16:59:34Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > For years the lights behind the W part of their sign were burned out. So at night it became the ā€œAFFLE HOUSEā€. If you pronounce it like ā€œwaffleā€ with a silent ā€œwā€ it seems strangely appropriate. šŸ˜ƒ [affle house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296.md?page=2)