# Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296 "2015-06-01T01:03:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/21 "2015-06-02T17:09:53Z")
Say, is this one of those alternate beginnings to Pulp Fiction that I’ve been hearing about? ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/22 "2015-06-02T17:24:20Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > Smothered & Covered, coming right up sir! That’s _Spattered_, Smothered & Covered, according to **Zyada**. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/23 "2015-06-03T00:06:41Z")
Am I the only one who thought he title was “_White_ House Employee filmed masturbating in booth” at first glance. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/24 "2015-06-03T00:28:20Z")
The employee might have been a little confused about the rules - the employee manual may have been vague on this particular point. They probably should rewrite the employee manual stating specifically that masturbating on the booths is strictly prohibited. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/25 "2015-06-03T00:31:18Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > Am I the only one who thought he title was “_White_ House Employee filmed masturbating in booth” at first glance. 🙂 With all the the scandals in recent years, probably if it were a White House employee it wouldn’t really be newsworthy. The public still expects much more from Waffle House employees though. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/26 "2015-06-03T00:45:48Z")
I’d think masturbating into a rolled up waffle would be pretty uncomfortable. Wouldn’t a pancake be better? BRB. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/27 "2015-06-03T00:51:54Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > \*please don’t be Georgia please don’t be Georgia please don’t be Georgia please don’t… > > \\* > > God damn it. I had an iron-on shirt as a teen. It was two pigs in a barnyard, one on top of the other, with the text, “Makin’ Bacon”. Seems appropriate to bring up given the city where said Waffle House was. > [@billfish678](#): > > There’s a "sausage links’ or “grand slam” joke in here somewhere… No, you get slamed at Denny’s. (Their receipts read “1 Slam”) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/28 "2015-06-03T01:06:29Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > I have to admit, I myself find the interior of a Waffle House to be erotically stimulating. It’s easy to see how a guy could get carried away. Never having heard of them… Geez, those places are _grim_. **[Google Images](https://www.google.com/search?q=Waffle+House&num=100&safe=off&client=firefox&hs=RPe&rls=org.gnu.gnuzilla:en-US:unofficial&channel=rcs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=-VFuVfmEBYXXUdTfgPAG&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&biw=1319&bih=898&dpr=0.9#imgrc=eRERGk3KD8MrAM%253A%3BzOfZ7mEllO3hwM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fslm-assets2.secondlife.com%252Fassets%252F6500155%252Flightbox%252FWaffle_House_Uniform.jpg%253F1351202654%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fclarkcountychatter.com%252Findex.php%253F%252Ftopic%252F8416-waffle-house-opening-tuesday-feb-10th%252F%3B700%3B350)** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/29 "2015-06-03T01:47:16Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I’d think masturbating into a rolled up waffle would be pretty uncomfortable. Wouldn’t a pancake be better? Especially if it’s stacked. After this thread the local I Hump On Pancakes will never be as appealing again. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/30 "2015-06-03T02:22:23Z")
> [@Claverhouse](#): > > **[Google Images](https://www.google.com/search?q=Waffle+House&num=100&safe=off&client=firefox&hs=RPe&rls=org.gnu.gnuzilla:en-US:unofficial&channel=rcs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=-VFuVfmEBYXXUdTfgPAG&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&biw=1319&bih=898&dpr=0.9#imgrc=eRERGk3KD8MrAM%253A%3BzOfZ7mEllO3hwM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fslm-assets2.secondlife.com%252Fassets%252F6500155%252Flightbox%252FWaffle_House_Uniform.jpg%253F1351202654%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fclarkcountychatter.com%252Findex.php%253F%252Ftopic%252F8416-waffle-house-opening-tuesday-feb-10th%252F%3B700%3B350)** I hesitate to ask this, but why does your link automatically go halfway down the page to the sexy-CGI-waitress? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/31 "2015-06-03T03:33:51Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > \*please don’t be Georgia please don’t be Georgia please don’t be Georgia please don’t… > > \\* > > God damn it. _Thank you for not being Florida thank you for not being Florida…_ > [@Claverhouse](#): > > Never having heard of them… Geez, those places are _grim_. No, they’re _wonderful_. The US equivalent of a greasy spoon. Though in fairness I’ve never been in one sober. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/32 "2015-06-03T04:52:38Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > Am I the only one who thought he title was “_White_ House Employee filmed masturbating in booth” at first glance. 🙂 I didn’t realize it wasn’t until I read this post! I thought it said a White House employee was found in a Waffle House. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/33 "2015-06-03T09:01:14Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > I hesitate to ask this, but why does your link automatically go halfway down the page to the sexy-CGI-waitress? Interesting, I had no idea that it would do that ( although Google is always trying out something ); simply: that is the\* only image\* on the page that was worth enlarging. The rest, as I said, being as grim as ‘ **The House of The Seven Waffles** ’ by Nathaniel Hawthorne, or ‘ **The Waffle House By The Churchyard** ’ by Sheridan Le Fanu. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/34 "2015-06-03T16:36:15Z")
I hope I forget this thread before I go to GA in a few weeks. I loves me some Waffle House, it’s one of the perks of traveling to the south. People in SoCal barely know what grits are, let alone how to prepare them properly. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/35 "2015-06-03T16:47:32Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I hope I forget this thread before I go to GA in a few weeks. I loves me some Waffle House, it’s one of the perks of traveling to the south. > > People in SoCal barely know what grits are, let alone how to prepare them properly. What makes you think Californians don’t know [grits](http://www.quakeroats.com/images/default-source/products/grits-variety-detail-sflb083355418cb46e438643ff2300547e50)? _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/36 "2015-06-03T16:52:28Z")
In NYC there’s **The Waffle House That Ruth Built**. And in New Orleans there’s **The Waffle House of the Risinf Sun**. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/37 "2015-06-03T16:54:50Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I hope I forget this thread before I go to GA in a few weeks. I loves me some Waffle House, it’s one of the perks of traveling to the south. > > People in SoCal barely know what grits are, let alone how to prepare them properly. So the guy was making grits? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/38 "2015-06-03T17:01:36Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I’d think masturbating into a rolled up waffle would be pretty uncomfortable. Wouldn’t a pancake be better? > > BRB. I thought everyone knew that waffles were gridded for your pleasure. A pancake just chaffs. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/39 "2015-06-03T17:03:10Z")
Who masturbates without syrup anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/40 "2015-06-03T18:28:06Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > Am I the only one who thought he title was “_White_ House Employee filmed masturbating in booth” at first glance. 🙂 I misread the last word as “broth”. Eewwww! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296.md?page=3)