# Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296 "2015-06-01T01:03:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/41 "2015-06-03T23:28:38Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> So the guy was making grits?

I once saw some damned yankee putting sugar on grits, so I wouldn’t put any atrocity beyond them. Like believing grits come in boxes.

I see this fellow is from Macon, which is basically East Alabama, so of course he’s uncouth.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/42 "2015-06-04T17:43:45Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> For years the lights behind the W part of their sign were burned out. So at night it became the “AFFLE HOUSE”. If you pronounce it like “waffle” with a silent “w” it seems strangely appropriate. 😃

[The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs](http://carlau.com/professional_smart_aleck_cd/s/the_guy_who_changes_the_light_bulbs)

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> …See Waffle House is AFFLE HOUSE without its “W”  
> And while you might agree with that, you’d fix it if it were you  
> And here’s another problem for which there’s no excuse  
> No… no… I don’t know – what is WAFFLE USE?..

In the context of this thread, I don’t think I want to contemplate that last question… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/43 "2015-06-04T20:05:38Z")

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And this, ladies, is why you should never put a Waffle House biscuit between your legs.

Around here the chain is lovingly referred to as the “Awful Wawfle”. It rhymes better that way.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-house-employee-filmed-masturbating-in-booth/721296/44 "2015-06-05T16:57:58Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> …I guess that means he masturbated until he was, umm, finished. I don’t want to think about it too hard.

That’s what HE said!

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