# Waffle-shaped burns on my penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525 "2009-09-10T06:22:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/41 "2009-09-10T15:39:39Z")
Maple syrup anyone? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/42 "2009-09-10T15:41:27Z")
:rolleyes: not enough information here. Waffle pattern doesn’t cut it. Are the burns like criss-crossed lines or little diamonds. It makes a BIG difference if you have waffle-pit burns on your toodler verses waffle-ridge burns. Go ahead. Check on it and get back to us. And I already _have_ a band named Waffle-Ridge, so don’t call it. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/43 "2009-09-10T16:01:06Z")
Wafflerpes? Gonorrafflea? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/44 "2009-09-10T16:30:39Z")
Those aren’t waffle iron marks! Those are zipper marks. If you’re going to go commando you can’t wear your jeans right out of the dryer silly. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/45 "2009-09-10T16:42:04Z")
This is what happens when your brain gets a “check penis warning” and you ignore it. ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/46 "2009-09-10T16:45:28Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Wafflerpes? > Gonorrafflea? Damnit, I was supposed to be working through lunch today, but the giggles have given me away… ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/47 "2009-09-10T17:04:06Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I think I’ve seen that Quitin Tarintino movie. _Quitin Tarantino_ sounds like a faux indie film about a bad breakup ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/48 "2009-09-10T17:43:00Z")
Stop putting the _Chick-fil-a_ fries on your appendage. Those things can burn you when they’re just out of the fryer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/49 "2009-09-10T18:18:31Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Did you sleep in your swim trunks? Because the liner of some swim trunks (or running shorts) have a waffled texture to them. > > Hey, if no one else is going to be serious! Or maybe he sleeps on a corduroy pillow. I hear those are making a lot of headlines. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/50 "2009-09-10T18:26:06Z")
> [@whole\_bean](#): > > _Quitin Tarantino_ sounds like a **faux** indie film about a bad breakup Ughh…I hate french films 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![svrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@svrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/svrider)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/51 "2009-09-10T18:34:09Z")
Fishnet stockings and a tanning bed? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/52 "2009-09-10T18:36:27Z")
There’s no reason to pancake, though. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/53 "2009-09-10T18:41:31Z")
[Mrs. Butterworth] Ohoho! Someone has put their yoyo right over my face! [/Mrs Butterworth] ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/54 "2009-09-10T19:07:41Z")
Of course he doesn’t know much about it - it’s his spouse that drives it. How should he know where it’s been? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/55 "2009-09-10T19:11:23Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Of course he doesn’t know much about it - it’s his spouse that drives it. How should he know where it’s been? For some reason I am now picturing [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wienermobile-NAIAS-2005.jpg) with a modification or two. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/56 "2009-09-10T19:14:39Z")
Have you checked your oil recently? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/57 "2009-09-10T19:58:29Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > [Mrs. Butterworth] > Ohoho! Someone has put their yoyo right over my face! > [/Mrs Butterworth] so THATS what they mean when they say “choke a bitch” ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/58 "2009-09-10T20:03:59Z")
My waffle-shaped burns are bigger than your waffle-shaped burns. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/59 "2009-09-10T20:09:29Z")
You can have my waffle-shaped burns when you peel them off my cold dead penis! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waffle-shaped-burns-on-my-penis/509525/60 "2009-09-10T20:36:08Z")
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