# Wah Diddle Bedoit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014 "2002-11-16T11:44:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/1 "2002-11-16T11:44:55Z")
Wah diddle bedoit in da Anglica colla Mah hess fo da gallum o clea catar Cim fisi cla ola bec setum consesus Do yosta lac hallo con yusta recar Mecrum bey ovis fra yittel oc man Debesis in tesis America frust Manoy abigajo cey helli cey oi Simplices mohobi esgretitat cust Nobiley, nobiley! Macrum cofesi Bo habar Saddam in dem nostier creso Pebliar dosit o credium salus Imbediat dosis con Bush abareso Creat molinguo des yittel obatum Do yosta lac hallo o clea catar Cimfujit pradengo cla mano debises Mah hess fo da gallum con yusta recar ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/2 "2002-11-16T15:44:11Z")
Google’s language translator is your friend. English to German: > [@](#): > > Wah diddle bedoit des collamilliamperestundenheßfodagallum O daAnglica im clea, das catar CIM-fisiclaolabecsetumconsesus beyovisfra-yittelocmann Debesis Mecrum des yostagummilackhallo conyusta recar im bigajoceyhelliceyoisimplexbetriebmohobiesgretitatcust Nobiley tesisamerikafrustManoy tun, nobiley! Cofesi Bo habar Saddam Macrum cresoPebliar des dem im nostier crediumsalusImbediat des dosit O dosisconbuschabaresoCreat molinguo-DES-yittelobatum tun recar pradengoclamanodebisesmilliamperestundenheßfodagallumconyusta Cimfujit des clea des yostagummilacks hallo O das catar ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/3 "2002-11-17T11:58:34Z")
Yeh hindel axoid Frenzy rand o crot Nessel howder agrico Widdy biddy spot ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/4 "2002-11-17T19:23:08Z")
You have ssssummoned me, massster. What isss thy bidding? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/5 "2002-11-17T22:06:22Z")
Tincup boxer Arafat Nostrum drizzle spork Matrix pungent toodle-oo Verbatim master dork Ardent puta corduroy Languish Gore derail Vibrant wizard gauntleted Disaster Jonah’s whale ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/6 "2002-11-18T10:53:48Z")
Aye, de naxter hodish dude Sonsa cronic hatch A bedder castic Bangladesh Failing im de patch ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/7 "2002-11-18T12:09:01Z")
**Lib** , you have a brain fever. Please go and lie down. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/8 "2002-11-18T19:13:44Z")
\*Pie Jesu Domine Dona eis requiem THUNK!!! \* ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/9 "2002-11-18T19:27:04Z")
wow **cuauhtemoc** the Pie Jesus was the anthem in church yesterday. I go years without it, now two days in a row. The translation is: “Donna asked for some Jesus Pie at Domino’s.” ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/10 "2002-11-18T21:59:12Z")
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetaur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. [Cite?](http://www.lipsum.com/) [Or, if you prefer your explanations to be of a rather dubious reputability…](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010216.html) PS: Okay, I give. **Lib**? **DDG**? Care to let us in on the joke, if there is one? Or are we truly witnessing the generation of an art form - a new level of nonsense poetry not seen since the end of the Geisel Era? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/11 "2002-11-19T00:39:21Z")
Well, I can’t speak for Lib, but I’m on drugs. Arthrotec azulfidine apresoline hike Bentyl brevicon beconase A queue Cerumenex cortenema cortisporin clozaril Diprolene deconamine deproson dynapen. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/12 "2002-11-19T04:46:46Z")
That’s really quite some nice pig-Latin there, Lib. It scans beautifully. I can only add: KITIMBIBI ZOONK! FIMBOLEEZI ZOONK! GUGUMIZA ZOONK! FUMIKAKA ZOONK! ANAPOLALA ZOONK ZOONK ZOONK! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/13 "2002-11-19T10:20:44Z")
Tygr ossen > [@](#): > > Or are we truly witnessing the generation of an art form - a new level of nonsense poetry not seen since the end of the Geisel Era? Crea so gratia poetry artsen Tubula babula no petan hesse Conculus masoit o ras Tuba Diva Trata [Weird Earl’s](http://www.halfbakery.com/index.html) acro nomulus besse ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/14 "2002-11-19T10:35:19Z")
That “wah diddle bedoit” part is \* verbatim \* from a Mary Black song, I just know it. Note the crappy taste in music my parents have. ZEPPELIN RULES ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/15 "2002-11-19T11:03:23Z")
[Wah diddle bedoit](http://www.google.com/search?q=+%22wah+diddle+benoit%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_qdr=all&sa=n&oq=+%22wah+diddle+bedoit%22) Zeppelin dusnt noit ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/16 "2002-11-19T11:04:03Z")
**Lib** , I’m used to you using words I don’t understand but this is getting beyond a joke. Is it something I did? Did my posting in Nottingham dialect cause your brain to melt? Why are you posting in tongues? 😕 Kal - who is worried that he may have broken Lib’s brain. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/17 "2002-11-19T11:12:40Z")
Tongen issen as tongen dossen Nottingham tongen piss owt “Me Mam has a fanny; me Dad is a poof, And me Nana is down with the gout.” ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/18 "2002-11-19T11:24:14Z")
I’m sure he’s thinking: why hasn’t someone cracked this painfully obvious code? Uh, I’ve been too busy. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/19 "2002-11-19T12:06:33Z")
_Mimmam ‘aza fanneh; middad iza puf, an’ minannar izdahn wi’ t’gout._ would be closer to the correct dialect. Hang on, did you just call my dad a poof? :mad: I know he wore earrings, but you go to far Lib. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/20 "2002-11-19T13:53:31Z")
O geriatric Kennebunk, Mine osteoporosis, The ever-fervent synagogue, The pinnacle osmosis. Let radios with Tony Blair Librarians delay, Illuminati overalls, The cellar door–the pay. Feel free to join us. How to play: 1. Pick words. 2. Or make up your own. 3. Rhyming optional. 4. Post and enjoy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014.md?page=2)