# Wah Diddle Bedoit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014 "2002-11-16T11:44:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/21 "2002-11-20T12:28:47Z")

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Michael Jackson, King of Pop,  
is now the King of Crass.  
Though he meant to show a baby,  
All he did was show his ass.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/22 "2002-11-20T12:47:43Z")

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There once was a man from Nantucket…

nah, I’ll play another game. Thanks though!

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/23 "2002-11-20T13:00:21Z")

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Colostomy petunia,  
Peripatetic stump,  
Hic hae hoc et junior:  
Degenerate loathsome pump.

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**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/24 "2002-11-20T14:34:49Z")

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Get the back into the fiery chasm from whence you came, you psycho-manaiacal beast from the underworld!

_It scares the cat_

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/25 "2002-11-20T15:03:30Z")

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At Ell Lay Ex me bags did lose–  
Sith customs agent smiled.  
If Charlie’s beagle chased Ohare,  
Then what made Idlewild?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/26 "2002-11-21T11:26:04Z")

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Klaatu  
Barada  
Nikto

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/27 "2002-11-21T11:34:58Z")

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Hotchiwitchi  
Jukel  
Matchko

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**Author:** ![hixofthehood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90db22/32.png) [@hixofthehood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hixofthehood)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/28 "2002-11-28T00:04:39Z")

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Haiku!  
Redal wesselfy  
Blitz Tacitum en Duplo  
Nex Rodamus Po

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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wah-diddle-bedoit/137014/29 "2002-11-28T00:49:32Z")

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Kornheiser, Clapton, and even Count Basie,  
I took so much acid you’d think that I’m crazy,  
firetrucks, ponys and even cock rings,  
these are a few of my favorite things!

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