# Wait, don't I know you people? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304 "2001-01-22T19:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/1 "2001-01-22T19:51:06Z")
Dear me it has been a long time since I last posted here. Partially due to a lack of interesting things going on in my life, and partially due to a lack of free time. I hate to say it, but time online was the first thing to go. But, I think I am back with a vengeance. So, this is everyone’ce chance to say hi, make fun of me, tell me what has gone on around here for the last few weeks, or flirt with me. I will hold no grudges. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/2 "2001-01-22T20:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > So, this is everyone’ce chance to say hi, make fun of me, tell me what has gone on around here for the last few weeks, or flirt with me. I will hold no grudges. If you insist. Hi. You suck. I’m sick. How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/3 "2001-01-22T20:14:30Z")
Hey there, Mullinator! ::bats eyelashes:: ::giggles:: ::flips hair:: Heehee! How’ve you been, stud? ::wink, wink:: Miss me? Ooo, I missed you too! ::giggles:: ::bats eyelashes:: ::whispers something in your ear:: Heehee! You’re so bad, Mulli! Heehee! How 'bout we go somewhere a little more private, huh? ::giggles:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/4 "2001-01-22T20:37:33Z")
Mullinator, Mullinator, I don’t know any Mullinator…waitaminute, isn’t he the short guy who hates basketball with a passion…yeah that’s it…I think. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/5 "2001-01-22T20:38:51Z")
I simply refuse to be pulled into this shameful thread of innocent flirtation and cyber sexual messages. Honestly people, have you nothing bett…um, was that Silver Fire that just ran by here in a negligée? OK, I’ll finish that thought in a few moments. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/6 "2001-01-22T22:39:13Z")
Howdy. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/7 "2001-01-22T22:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*um, was that Silver Fire that just ran by here in a negligée? \*\* Not likely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/8 "2001-01-23T01:32:14Z")
**Mullinator** , you bastard! Stick around this time, will ya? You’re one of the few people whose real life mishaps crack me up to the extent that **Wally** ’s posts did. Well, _almost_. I’m still snickering when I think of your real estate agent urine story. Welcome back. How’s the wife, the house, the dog? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/9 "2001-01-23T01:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Welcome back. How’s the wife, the house, the dog? I’m sleeping with one, near one, and in one. I’ll let you figure out which is which. And, I promise to be around more. I have so many stories to share in an ever more shameful life. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/10 "2001-01-23T03:53:22Z")
Mully!! Welcome back. 🆒 I don’t often do this but {{{Mullinator}}} ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/11 "2001-01-23T04:03:43Z")
:::blink blink::: Mully? Wow! Cool! Lemme guess–you’re near the wife, sleeping with the house, and in the dog? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/12 "2001-01-23T06:20:26Z")
Hi Mully! Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/13 "2001-01-23T06:21:54Z")
Notice Mully showed up AFTER football season ends, so I can’t make fun of him anymore. 😉 Welcome back, hon!! ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/14 "2001-01-23T14:54:01Z")
I don’t know you well enough to make fun of you and I have a bit of a hangover so flirting’s out of the question. I guess I’ll just stick to welcoming you back. _ **Welcome back Mullinator!** _ Now be a good man and go get me some aspirin. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/15 "2001-01-23T14:55:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*:::blink blink::: > > Mully? Wow! Cool! > > Lemme guess–you’re near the wife, sleeping with the house, and in the dog? 😃 \*\* Of course he’s sleeping in the dog – it’s too dark to read in there… Hi, Mullster! Remember me? Four years ago? In the pub that one time? Chris’s friend? Whaddaya mean you don’t remember me? **Sure** you do! I was there on your wedding day! At the reception! The one with the tray of canapes! I was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, black bowtie! C’mon, you gotta remember… What about that time we were at that sports match together? Just you, me, and those other 86,000 people? You must have seen me; we were in the same _stadium_, fer Chrissakes… No? You still don’t remember me? Well that just hurts, ol’ buddy. I’m crushed, really I am. \ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/16 "2001-01-23T15:50:49Z")
jr8, were you the one with the hair? Always wore your shirt that particular way? Yeah, I remember you. Long time no see. Where’s that $20 you owe me? ---
**Author:** ![Clairmont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Clairmont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clairmont)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/17 "2001-01-23T15:57:08Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m still snickering when I think of your real estate agent urine story Gee, woodfoot, have a heart and post a link. Real estate agent urine story? I’ve got to read it! ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/18 "2001-01-23T16:23:50Z")
**Mullinator** : > [@](#): > > **jr8** , were you the one with the hair? I was the one without the hair. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/19 "2001-01-23T21:58:28Z")
Mullet’s back? Oh wait… That’s a bad haircut… _ahem_ welcome back, dude! AND I’ll second Coldie-clogs; what’s your latest misha…errrr…adventure? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304/20 "2001-01-24T10:03:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\*jr8, were you the one with the hair? Always wore your shirt that particular way? Yeah, I remember you. Long time no see. Where’s that $20 you owe me? \*\* No, no, the guy with the hair and the shirt was that other guy. I was the one with the nose. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-dont-i-know-you-people/51304.md?page=2)