# Wait just a dang minute. Bad bad bad Ms. Beck-brain, we gotta talk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583 "2022-03-06T21:26:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/201 "2022-03-31T15:29:17Z")
I’m being facetious. He is mine. Seems like he’s gonna be a handful, tho’ ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/202 "2022-03-31T16:45:19Z")
I’m seeing JoJo in the future… The meezers will be distressed to find the rafters are no longer their solo domain. Cat chases, cat boxing, three-part cat opera, all on high, so the entire house can enjoy! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/203 "2022-03-31T16:54:59Z")
It will take some adjustment. Poor poor poor, Siamese. Lil 'Jojo may give i0ú ok ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/204 "2022-03-31T17:50:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Lil 'Jojo may give i0ú ok Are you ok? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/205 "2022-03-31T17:57:21Z")
Oh, thx for asking. Yes I’m fine. I got disturbed when I was typing and sent it accidentally. I meant to say: "Li’lJojo might give them a run for their money " Thanks again @Morgyn for looking out for me. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/206 "2022-03-31T18:10:17Z")
Like most everyone else here, I like you. You’re delightful, and we want to keep you around. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/207 "2022-03-31T18:15:58Z")
……Like most everyone else here, I like you. You’re delightful, and we want to keep you around…… Hereby humbly requesting membership in this group ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/208 "2022-03-31T18:31:37Z")
Do you like Beck? Do you enjoy her posts? Do you want her to stick around? If you answered ‘Yes’ to all 3 questions, you are automatically a member. As far as I know, there’s no initiation fee or ritual, which is good 'cause Mariah has been getting cranky lately. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/209 "2022-03-31T19:19:24Z")
Oh, Boo you are a good friend. I do have initiations\*, tho’. Be prepared. 🤭 not really \* ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/210 "2022-03-31T19:53:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh, thx for asking. Yes I’m fine. I got disturbed when I was typing and sent it accidentally. Beck’s “covfefe” moment. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/211 "2022-03-31T20:11:35Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I do have initiations\*, tho’. > > Be prepared Here’s our secret hand sign: **🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼** ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/212 "2022-03-31T20:23:32Z")
I just got over to the hospital. They are scanning my arteries. I’m missing my snack. I told the person here. She’s getting me something. Seriously she said , “Oh, hon can’t you wait?” I told her why I’m on strict eating rituals and insulin needs. She don’t get it at all. I told her my glucose was flipping out. And if she liked diabetic comas happening in her waiting area I could accommodate. I flittered my eyelashes over my moist eyes. And said “I’m just trying to stay alive, here…_hon_” She ran to get my snack. 😔 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/213 "2022-03-31T20:28:08Z")
If she doesn’t bring you a snack, tell her about the seizures. And then start shaking. 👿 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/214 "2022-03-31T21:23:18Z")
Plan B. But, I got a regular coke, a milk and crackers. Coke and Milk not good. Crackers, eh …I ate 2. Couldn’t read the ingredients it was so small. I hope they don’t kill me. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/215 "2022-03-31T21:25:09Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Crackers, eh …I ate 2. Couldn’t read the ingredients it was so small. I hope they don’t kill me. Given everything you’ve survived, a couple of sketchy crackers are _not_ going to be your doom, my friend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/216 "2022-03-31T22:08:27Z")
I made it back to my room at the rehab. Alive. I had a voicemail from the Vet. Jojo is going into surgery. His neck is swollen again. He doesn’t think it will be a particularly long surgery just meticulous. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/217 "2022-03-31T23:04:00Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > Hereby humbly requesting membership in this group Let’s just say that if Beck put out a tip jar, it would have more than $50 in it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/218 "2022-04-01T00:19:35Z")
Jojo’s money has tripled. They tell me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/219 "2022-04-01T00:33:16Z")
I’m expecting a text from the vet tech when she goes in to check the surgery patients later. I got a text when the vet finished the surgery. The text said the surgery went well. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583/220 "2022-04-01T00:33:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The text said the surgery went well. Wooohooo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-just-a-dang-minute-bad-bad-bad-ms-beck-brain-we-gotta-talk/960583.md?page=12)