# Wait, who was the good-looking black chick doper from NYC, since it's not Askia? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 1, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609 "2005-09-01T18:17:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/21 "2005-09-01T21:56:51Z")
> [@delphica](#): > > [sub]However, until recently, I also thought he was Asian-American. [/sub] He’s Icelandic, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/22 "2005-09-01T22:01:41Z")
BWAHA! Too cute. I knew Askia was a man. What I _recently_ found out about him, though, is that he’s also a\* smooooth \* man. _slips Askia her phone number_ See? I don’t even know what made me do that. I’m a married woman, and all he had to say to me was “I want your number.” \* 😛😉 - - Reference to a recent MPSIMS thread for those in the dark, forgot what it was titled. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/23 "2005-09-01T22:03:36Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > He’s Icelandic, isn’t he? No, that’s another poster, **Askjörk**. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/24 "2005-09-01T22:05:08Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Wear something really low cut so we can check out your boobs! HA. Yeah. Good one. razzen frazzen rat bastid… **Loopydude.** You’re not the only one. You know how many trial packs of tampons, pantyhose and Vogue I got in the mail in college? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/25 "2005-09-01T22:08:06Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > BWAHA! Too cute. I knew Askia was a man. What I _recently_ found out about him, though, is that he’s also a\* smooooth \* man. PREACH! ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/26 "2005-09-01T22:18:38Z")
Two things I know: Not only is **Askia** a man, but he has good taste in comic books. Not only is **UrbanChic** a woman, but she is hot. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/27 "2005-09-01T22:19:05Z")
**Auntie Em** is black? I thought she was hispanic, or from Risa or something… **Askia** , I think it’s the high voice and the short skirt that’s confusing everyone else. I saw you bend over in that skirt, tho, so I know you’re a guy. Either that or something is very wrong with your health, know what I’m sayin… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/28 "2005-09-01T22:20:26Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **Auntie Em** is black? I thought she was hispanic, or from Risa or something… No, no…she’s _married_ to an alien. Or at least that’s how I explain **SkipMagic** anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/29 "2005-09-01T22:31:34Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **Askia** , I think it’s the high voice and the short skirt that’s confusing everyone else. I saw you bend over in that skirt, tho, so I know you’re a guy. Either that or something is very wrong with your health, know what I’m sayin… :: Turns head, wags finger. :: Oh, no he _di–idn’t._ Somebody hold my backpack and earring. I’mon give you a clue! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/30 "2005-09-02T00:43:15Z")
Biggirl is most assuredly from NYC. And not hot. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/31 "2005-09-02T00:45:13Z")
The OP said, “good looking” and “cute.” WE all think that’s you. Kwitcherbichin. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/32 "2005-09-02T01:41:46Z")
I’m trying to see if Askia is hot, but there’s no pic anywhere. :mad: Some website. ---
**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/33 "2005-09-02T02:00:47Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > HA. Yeah. Good one. > > razzen frazzen rat bastid… > > **Loopydude.** You’re not the only one. You know how many trial packs of **tampons, pantyhose and Vogue** I got in the mail in college? So, which brands worked for you? ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/34 "2005-09-02T02:13:26Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > He’s Icelandic, isn’t he? I think you’re thinking of **Iceland Blue.** re: the OP: **Vanilla,** maybe? ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/35 "2005-09-02T02:19:11Z")
It took me 'til page five of the [Six Degrees](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332687) thread that I realside that Askia was a guy. And I completely missed the handy-dandy location field information. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/36 "2005-09-02T02:26:39Z")
> [@medstar](#): > > So, which brands worked for you? Haw! Haw! Haw! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/37 "2005-09-02T03:17:28Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I think you’re thinking of **Iceland Blue.** > > re: the OP: **Vanilla,** maybe? Um…I could be wrong, but I think she was lily-white. And I remember her quite clearly, because of her anti-abortion stance…it was the one place we clashed, and clashed strongly. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/38 "2005-09-02T03:27:02Z")
> [@Dark Side of the Floyd](#): > > Haw! Haw! Haw! Hiding in plain sight and nobody noticed! ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/39 "2005-09-02T03:42:52Z")
Well, **I** knew **Askia** was a man. But not until the last time he had to remind everyone he’s a man. And I also thought of **UrbanChic** , when I read the title. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/40 "2005-09-02T04:10:53Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I have been posting here six years – no, seven – and you bastards are just now realizing I’m a man. Yeah, but we’ve been waiting for you to realize it first… 😃 For the record, I also knew you were a guy. And somebody just today posted that they just now realized I was male – but I think that person probably got my screen name mixed up with **monstro**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609.md?page=3)