# Wait, who was the good-looking black chick doper from NYC, since it's not Askia?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 1, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609 "2005-09-01T18:17:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/41 "2005-09-02T06:33:22Z")

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Look, it’s all well and good to _talk_ about hot black chicks, but I can’t be the only one thinking we need some actual photos.

_crosses fingers and hopes that works_

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/42 "2005-09-02T09:57:03Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Well the bigger problem as I see it is that you’re posting from the year 2007-2008. What’s the world like by then? Have our flying cars been destroyed by sentient androids?

More importantly, **Askia,** give us LOTTERY NUMBERS! Big winners! And did the 1920’s style Death Rays works against our Alien Overlords?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/43 "2005-09-02T10:02:26Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> It’s definitely you I was thinking about, though…I remember because I also wouldn’t want to tangle with your sharp tongue. 🙂

May I cut in?

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/44 "2005-09-02T10:09:20Z")

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> [@medstar](#):
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> So, which brands worked for you?

Oh, son. I _worked_ the _brands._

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/45 "2005-09-02T10:13:34Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Yeah, but we’ve been waiting for you to realize it first… 😃

Damn, cuz. Why you hatin’?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/46 "2005-09-02T11:59:09Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Biggirl is most assuredly from NYC. And not hot.

Liar!

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/47 "2005-09-02T12:20:19Z")

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then who is the black woman from Detroit?

I thought that was **biggirl**.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/48 "2005-09-02T12:25:15Z")

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**Askia** , if it’s any consolation, I always thought you were male, but some people might not because your name ends in “-a”.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/49 "2005-09-02T12:51:12Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> Two things I know:
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> \<snip, it wasn’t about me, so I don’t really even know what it said\>
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> Not only is **UrbanChic** a woman, but she is hot.

Thanks, darlin’.  
[sub]The payment we discussed is in the mail.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/50 "2005-09-02T12:51:46Z")

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On the internet, I think everyone is a cat.

It is an easier visual and no gender implied. You’re all neutered…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/51 "2005-09-02T12:52:59Z")

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But **Shirley** , you’ve stated you’re a chihuahua.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/52 "2005-09-02T13:14:25Z")

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Geeze **Askia** , what’s up with the feminine sounding name? Why would any guy choose a feminine sounding name? That’s just not right.

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/53 "2005-09-02T13:24:51Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> No, no…she’s _married_ to an alien. Or at least that’s how I explain **SkipMagic** anyway…

You and me both.

I explain _myself_ as a long-haired, kinda-dirty, semi-stoned southern White teenaged boy (not particularly hot, but lovable), ca. 1974, stuck in the body of a 30something Black woman, ca. 2005.

Free Bird rules.

😃

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/54 "2005-09-02T13:49:30Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> On the internet, I think everyone is a cat.
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> It is an easier visual and no gender implied. You’re all neutered…

_shrieks and checks self… nope, I was spayed. Whew._  
**Monstre** : that’s all well and good for you, but now poor **Monstro** is going to be mistaken for a man!

I’m no one to talk, though. I’ve been mixed up with **Aesiron** before. It’s not such a bad thing.  
Also, I’m mistaken for a man _all the time_, wth? I thought I had such a girly girl username. It must be all those picture threads. Maybe I need to start thinking about trimming the old mustache? :dubious: 😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/55 "2005-09-02T13:51:01Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I’m no one to talk, though. I’ve been mixed up with **Aesiron** before. It’s not such a bad thing.

Uh…that was me who did that. :o And I"m never going to do it again, since I now have clear mental images of you both.

Maybe it’s time for another Dopers you confuse thread?

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/56 "2005-09-02T14:03:51Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> **Monstre** : that’s all well and good for you, but now poor **Monstro** is going to be mistaken for a man!

Too late! People already do that!

And I’ll also say that I’ve always known that **Askia** was a man.

> [@Askia](#):
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> :: Turns head, wags finger. :: Oh, no he di–idn’t. Somebody hold my backpack and earring. I’mon give you a clue!

Yeah, I can tell you went to Washington High. 😉

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/57 "2005-09-02T14:04:10Z")

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> [@auntie em](#):
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> You and me both.
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> I explain _myself_ as a long-haired, kinda-dirty, semi-stoned southern White teenaged boy (not particularly hot, but lovable), ca. 1974, stuck in the body of a 30something Black woman, ca. 2005.
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> Free Bird rules.
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> 😃

You’re just a

\< Foreigner mode \> \*\*Dirty White Boy \*\* \< /Foreigner mode \>

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/58 "2005-09-02T14:14:47Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> You’re just a
> 
> \< Foreigner mode \> \*\*Dirty White Boy \*\* \< /Foreigner mode \>

Ironically, I’m not that crazy about my own theme song. 😉

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/59 "2005-09-02T14:15:43Z")

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[This is me.](http://jay.kusnetz.net/images/republican-Chihuahua.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wait-who-was-the-good-looking-black-chick-doper-from-nyc-since-its-not-askia/319609/60 "2005-09-02T14:18:21Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> [This is me.](http://jay.kusnetz.net/images/republican-Chihuahua.jpg)

_spews coffee_

That’s got to be the first time I opened a picture and went “awwwwwwwwWWMY **GOD**!”

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