# Waiting for the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 18, 2016, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194 "2016-07-18T10:56:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/81 "2016-07-20T16:00:23Z")

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Lunch was good - sammich, half a cucumber, and a metric buttload of sweet cherries. This has been a really good year for cherries, especially at $1.99/lb! YUM!

But now I must get back to work. Alas. Three anna half hours to go.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/82 "2016-07-20T17:37:09Z")

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I was thinking **Doggio** , I never had the police show up at my door when I lived in da hood.  
‘Vinnie and Guido’ showed up once, looking for a friend of Sah-son’s father. That’s a whole story.

Except for one time and the poor cop.  
State Trooper.  
He was just about to knock, standing at the door with his hand up, when I opened the door. I was running late for a gig, dressed up in my belly dance costume, with a sparkly cover up over it. I had no idea anybody was there so it gave me a start, and before I could stop him, my doberman jumped up, put his paws on the poor man’s shoulders, with his nose in the man’s face.  
To his credit, he didn’t even flinch, but his eyes sure got wide.  
He was looking for a previous resident of the house.

It was never a dull moment around there.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/83 "2016-07-20T17:37:33Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> I made breakfast for supper and in doing so I found the bottle of windex in the fridge 😕. I know I didn’t put it in there so I guess it was hubs. Is he losing it? :eek:
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> \<snip\>.

One of you is! 😃

**nettie** , I didn’t know that BK took intertoob orders.

**sari** , my mom broke us kids of the _I forgot_ habit on upstairs stuff young by sending our happy asses back up for the item. 😃

**Moooom** , is the giant meteor bumper sticker in reference to the upcoming election and based upon a Bernie sticker? If so, I know the designer. He’s a local who is among my group of heathens. He’s also a heck of a bass player, software engineer and has a wicked sense of humor. 🙂

I’m beginning to get things caught up now. I won’t be out early on Friday, but I won’t be behind either.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/84 "2016-07-20T18:12:50Z")

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\*\*Red \*\*- [this](http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giant-meteor-2016-just-end-it-already.jpg)is the Giant Meteor I ordered. I got it thru Zazzle.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/85 "2016-07-20T18:55:08Z")

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**Red** - it’s a little hard to send him back upstairs when I can’t remember what it was I wanted.  
I have an excuse though, I’m blonde _and_ prone to senior moments. Neither of those excuses can work for him.

I finally talked with the college, his tuition is paid, but he needs to sign and return his awards letter.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/86 "2016-07-20T19:32:06Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I enjoyed some quality cee-mint pond time this afternoon. I could get use to this. 😃 Dindin shall be cubed steak 'n onion gravy, corn, rice, leftover peas 'n butterbeans and cornbread left from yestiddy. I just had some cheese ‘n crackers cause I was feelin’ peckish. Still got plenty of room for dindin however.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/87 "2016-07-20T21:10:39Z")

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The itchies can stop any time now…

At least I have an evening with [Weird Al](http://weirdal.com/tour/) to look forward to on Sunday.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/88 "2016-07-20T21:24:13Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> The itchies can stop any time now…
> 
> At least I have an evening with [Weird Al](http://weirdal.com/tour/) to look forward to on Sunday.

I’m jealous

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/89 "2016-07-20T21:57:44Z")

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I want to be retired.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/90 "2016-07-20T22:10:58Z")

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Got up early and met the movers at the house to finish loading the trailer. It’s done! The UBF people have picked up my trailer and we’re moved out! I have a few things left in the garage that I kept back to use when we move up north and then wait for our stuff (air mattresses, etc). Other than that, it’s done! Huzzah! :throws confetti:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/91 "2016-07-20T22:26:41Z")

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Congrats, **sunny**!!! That must be a relief!

We let Kevin cook supper. I had steamed shrimp and my fingers smell of Old Bay - yum! \*\*FCD \*\*got his usual fried chicken, but he only ate 1 wing. He’s been in pain for months. But his surgicals are scheduled - Aug 4, first thing in the morning. Here’s hoping 2 weeks from tomorrow, we can get him fixed once and for all.

Never mind… deleted a line here.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/92 "2016-07-20T22:41:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> 《snip》 we can get him fixed once and for all.
> 
> Never mind… deleted a line here.

:eek: Does he know or will you tell him you’re going for a ride? 😃

Your bumper sticker is one of Ben’s. 🙂

**sari** , blonde with senior moments; are you me? 😛

**gotti** , I saw Weird Al at the Ryman last year. He puts on an awesome show.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/93 "2016-07-20T22:52:46Z")

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Haha, **Red**! Can’t believe I missed that…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/94 "2016-07-20T22:53:23Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Dindin got cooked and et and the kitchen got cleanded. Go Me! All is good. Looks stormy over to the southwest. I hope so, cause there’s where we get most of our rain. Be nice to go to sleep to the sound of rain.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/95 "2016-07-20T22:55:05Z")

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I got stuff done today. Guess TVCTPMO was out sick today.😃 I’m clearin out my kitchen, since I’m having my old washer/dryer serviced tomorrow.

> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I want to be retired.

So do I, but the “jetting down to the Keys for the month” retired, not the “drinking a 40 of OE behind a dumpster” retired I could afford right now.  
And I’d love to hear how the cop told that story at end of shift. “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit!..”:D;)

red, she told him he gonna go get “tutored” on some new software. 😉

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/96 "2016-07-20T22:57:08Z")

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Is anyone else as hot as Kansas, with temps in the upper 90’s and even 100? It’s so humid as well.

I’m walking my dog very little, just until he does what he needs to do, then we go home.

I’ve finally got off of my butt and scheduled an appointment with an optometrist. I know my vision has changed but I’ve been too lazy to get new glasses. Hopefully in two weeks I’ll be seeing better.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/97 "2016-07-21T00:25:14Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> …it’s done! Huzzah! :throws confetti:

So, ummm, the dustpan & brush to clean up all the confetti everywhere is in the trailer heading north, huh? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/98 "2016-07-21T00:35:53Z")

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**Ruble** , iffn you don’t have plans, why don’t you take Bessie for a ride to Morgantown, VA & help out with [flood relief](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-bc-us-odd--lap-dances-flood-relief-20160719-story.html). 😉  
Just tell **OW** it’s for charity.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/99 "2016-07-21T01:18:57Z")

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Howdy. My new dishwasher is setting right in the middle of the living room floor. Hubs will eventually get around to installing it. I did manage to get my car cleaned late this afternoon as it rained off and on all day.

I guess it’s back to irk for me tomorrow. **Mooommmm** didn’t **FCD** just have surgery just a little while ago? I really hope they do get him fixed up this time. All those surgeries are not good.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waiting-for-the-mmp/760194/100 "2016-07-21T01:24:25Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Is anyone else as hot as Kansas, with temps in the upper 90’s and even 100? It’s so humid as well.
> 
> I’m walking my dog very little, just until he does what he needs to do, then we go home.
> 
> I’ve finally got off of my butt and scheduled an appointment with an optometrist. I know my vision has changed but I’ve been too lazy to get new glasses. Hopefully in two weeks I’ll be seeing better.

Considering that several of live south of the Mason Dixon, sweat’s a way of life for us from April through October. 😛

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