# WAke Up, L'il Susy (is here). Chick's newest for your pleasure! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370 "2004-01-02T21:08:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/1 "2004-01-02T21:08:35Z")
Jack Chick has released yet another example of his literature for the halfwitted in [Lil’ Susy](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1050/1050_01.asp), which, oddly enough, doesn’t bash Catholics, gays, Muslims or Jews. I have to admit that when I read the line, “When the baby was born, God was inside the little boy,” my first thought was, “So, Michael Jackson IS God!” In addition, check out the righthand panel of page 11–is that kid channeling Carrie White after the prom or what? And was the only one who thought that Jack was going for full-on underage lesbian porn anime at the end? “ **Sisters** , Cathy, and I love you!” “And I love **you** , Susy. I’ve **never** been so happy!” Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Creative\_Munster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Creative\_Munster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creative_Munster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/2 "2004-01-02T21:14:02Z")
This guy is hilarious. I hope Cartoon Network offers him the chance to write a series for them soon. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/3 "2004-01-02T21:14:54Z")
Holy shit. Did Chick go on antidepressants or something? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/4 "2004-01-02T21:18:01Z")
Well, at least it’s not as hateful as some of his other tracts. Still, plenty of :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/5 "2004-01-02T21:21:06Z")
So let me get this straight, so to speak, Susy’s got two daddies? ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/6 "2004-01-02T21:23:12Z")
Those are some scary looking girls when they get angry. When Susy tells Cathy that her father sinned, it looks like she’s ready to exact God’s vengeance here on earth. Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/7 "2004-01-02T21:27:31Z")
A couple of times those two girls looked _ **really** _ evil. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/8 "2004-01-02T21:36:18Z")
Wait’ll Cathy gets home and her Momma finds out her little friend turned her into a Fundie—then there’ll be some crying! My favorite line: “What is sin, Suzy? I don’t understand!” Then the porno music comes up . . . ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/9 "2004-01-02T21:44:52Z")
Do tell. Chick tracts are, of course, drawn by different artists, but I don’t think I’ve seen this guy drawing the tracts before. He seems to have some trouble drawing facial expressions. Especially with the non-ponytailed hirl in the panels 7 and 11 - what the hell is going on? Demon possession? The theme, where the poor sinner who gets saved has never heard of Jesus or, indeed, anything related to religion (“What is sin?”), hears the words of Jesus Chick and is insta-converted. I wish I had that power. Um, I wouldn’t misuse it, of course. Nooo. Also, I love the way Jack’s explained every fourth word or so in the short Bible quote at the end of the track. “The world” means “everybody?” > [@](#): > > So let me get this straight, so to speak, Susy’s got two daddies? No no no. Suzy’s daddy died, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/10 "2004-01-02T21:59:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*A couple of times those two girls looked _ **really** _ evil. \*\* Dude, sixth ‘page’ of the booklet, in the left frame, I swear that one girl looks like one of the Chipmunks. And I just noticed something–neither of the girls has any teeth. Weird to the "n"th degree. . . Tripler Like, totally weird. . . ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/11 "2004-01-02T22:11:05Z")
Hey now. I mean, I don’t want _my_ kids anywhere near it, and the art is seriously scary, but you gotta admit that for Jack Chick this thing is really quite sweet and sensitive. I kept trying to be offended, but I had to give up. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/12 "2004-01-02T22:16:06Z")
So that’s what happened to those little girls from the Margaret Keane paintings. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/13 "2004-01-02T22:16:42Z")
Is it me or do the two girls look a little _too_ close in that last panel? Closer than what Chick would intend, I mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/14 "2004-01-02T22:17:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zsofia \* > Hey now. I mean, I don’t want _my_ kids anywhere near it, and the art is seriously scary, but you gotta admit that for Jack Chick this thing is really quite sweet and sensitive. \*\*I kept trying to be offended, but I had to give up. \*\* Please step over here to the right, miss, to fully renounce your status as doper. We’ll need your username, your Fighting Ignorance badge, putzrifle and the secret “What is the third -gry word?” card. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/15 "2004-01-02T22:28:46Z")
Sooooo who here has been divorced and remarried? It’s a certain poster’s _cough_ his4ever _cough_ turn for Chickian condemnation. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/16 "2004-01-02T22:36:22Z")
Man, those little girls have got _some_ dilated pupils. A crank habit would explain that, plus the mood swings and the need to repent. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/17 "2004-01-02T22:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jackmannii \* > \*\*A crank habit would explain that, plus the mood swings and the need to repent. \*\* I wouldn’t hold that against him. I’ve had days like that after a fifth of (insert liquor here) on a Friday night. Tripler Sometimes my penance included the toilet bowl. Sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![cbtcad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@cbtcad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbtcad)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/18 "2004-01-02T22:53:16Z")
Those girls are indeed most frighting when angry, but their faces did cause me to laugh at a chick tract for the first time. Usualy I just feel ill. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/19 "2004-01-02T22:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zsofia \* > \*\*Hey now. I mean, I don’t want _my_ kids anywhere near it, and the art is seriously scary, but you gotta admit that for Jack Chick this thing is really quite sweet and sensitive. I kept trying to be offended, but I had to give up. \*\* Yeah, pretty much. A little sappy, but it was kinda cute. Poor kids, no parents. But they’re not out there throwing eggs at my house, so I’m happy. **Homebrew** , that one is no longer among us, or at least, she no longer posts here. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370/20 "2004-01-02T22:56:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > Sooooo who here has been divorced and remarried? It’s a certain poster’s _cough_ his4ever _cough_ turn for Chickian condemnation. I’ll take “Posts that are likely to feed her persecution complex” for $200, Alex. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-lil-susy-is-here-chicks-newest-for-your-pleasure/222370.md?page=2)