# Wake up Wiki MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [November 30, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023 "2015-11-30T12:05:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/301 "2015-12-06T22:45:14Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> So, **swampy** , could you lend me a coupla bucks? I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t really \*REALLY \*important!! No, really, I mean it! \*PLEEEEEEEEASE???  
> \*\<sad puppy dog eyes\> 😃

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> While you have your wallet out, Mama Plant needs an operation. ☹

and, there’s always my computer fund … 😃

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **MOOOOOOM** sorry. OYKW is the only who can pull “sad puppy dawg eyes” on me.

How about said kitteh kit eyes? I do those _real_ good.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/302 "2015-12-06T23:24:02Z")

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I got a good amount of laundry done today. **Lucky Louie** had a bath.

Supper is almost ready. We are having roast chicken, rice and gravy, field peas and squash. Should be good and healthy.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/303 "2015-12-06T23:28:32Z")

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I think we should all just go to **Butter’s** for Sunday dindin from now on. 😃

**rosie** sorry, sad kitteh eyes have never worked on me.

I undertook and completed the monumental task of haulin’ the biiiiiiiig trash can down to the road. Go Me!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/304 "2015-12-06T23:41:55Z")

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> [@ddsun](#):
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> **Ruble** I’ve heard of Guinness floats, but for some reason hard root beer and I have yet to cross paths. I like the way you think. 😃

I got turned onto the idea by a co-worker back in the spring. We had decided on doing a Beer:30 after work and he ordered a Coney Island and three scoops of ice cream. Not being one to ignore a good thought when I can steal it, I tried it as well and much enjoyment has followed. I’ve tried it with a couple different Hard Root Beers and found the Coney to be far and away the best. It gives about the same flavor as say a Barque’s with a half-way-respectable kick behind it. French vanilla ice cream given the choice.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/305 "2015-12-07T01:03:47Z")

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Time to retire to the boudoir for the evenin’. We’s tahrd!

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/306 "2015-12-07T01:08:02Z")

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Back on line… just in time to say \*\*\*MWAH!!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/307 "2015-12-07T01:10:31Z")

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The Christmas season can now officially commence: Santa and Mrs Claus have arrived via fire truck! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/308 "2015-12-07T01:21:22Z")

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I’m going to be early tonight. I have to go in to work early. Hope your week has been better than mine. My job has been getting harder to take, my house is a mess because I can’t seem to make myself straighten up, I’m off my diet, and I still wish the man who killed my dad would have been punished.

But I did get Nathan’s picture taken with Santa yesterday. One bright spot.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/309 "2015-12-07T01:46:36Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Time to retire to the boudoir for the evenin’. We’s tahrd!
> 
> Nitey Nite Y’all!

Yeah, no doubt to count your money, you selfish bastard!

Rosie needs new Apple!  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/310 "2015-12-07T01:53:46Z")

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Canes win! Panthers win! Weekend is over. ☹

> [@anyrose](#):
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> and, there’s always my computer fund … 😃
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> How about said kitteh kit eyes? I do those _real_ good.

Worked on me. 🙂

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Rosie needs new Apple!  
> :dubious:

maybe she could have one, if you’d donate some of the money you got from foreclosing on the orphanage.😛

red, I don’t care about the Christmas season beginning, I care about it ending.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/311 "2015-12-07T02:04:18Z")

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My head hurts, been proof reading and helping Sah-son figure out all this APA style stuff.

All the in text cites are wrong and have to be redone.

Then when he finishes that I will proofread again, and again.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/312 "2015-12-07T02:08:45Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> maybe she could have one, if you’d donate some of the money you got from foreclosing on the orphanage.😛

I couldn’t go through with it.  
Those big eyes…

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/313 "2015-12-07T02:09:42Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **flytrap** Mama Plant sure has a lot of operations. What else could they possibly yank out of her?

I can think of one thing that they should put back in. :dubious:  
{{{ **Baker** }}}

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/314 "2015-12-07T03:04:49Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> I can think of one thing that they should put back in. :dubious:  
> {{{ **Baker** }}}

As far as I know, Baker has nothing to do with Mama Plant.

You have some very strange ideas, Spiderman. Perhaps you should speak to your Pastor and your Physician.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/315 "2015-12-07T03:38:27Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> As far as I know, Baker has nothing to do with Mama Plant.

Well, that means that **Baker** ’s smart & a good judge of character.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/316 "2015-12-07T03:51:29Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Well, that means that **Baker** ’s smart & a good judge of character.

You diss MY MOTHER?  
What is your address, that you may die a slow and painful death?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/317 "2015-12-07T10:15:28Z")

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1600 Pennsylvania Ave  
Washingtion DC

The fence is only to keep the deer out, just hop right over it. Oh, be sure to bring a pocket knife because sometimes the door sticks & you could use that to jimmy it.

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wake-up-wiki-mmp/739023/318 "2015-12-07T10:34:22Z")

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New MMP is [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=777411).

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