Wal-mart forces employees to search for bomb along with police

The BBQ Pit
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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
Whereas you never give us a chance to forget what a dumbass cumstain you are. Thanks, I guess.
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A little slow as usual. Were you serving your weekend stint in County? Or was the library under a bomb threat preventing you from entering to use the computer?

At least on the occasions Excalibre tries to insult me, he is punctual and sometimes even witty. You, however, are just trying too hard to practice a skill you have no grasp of.

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[QUOTE=duffer]
At least on the occasions Excalibre tries to insult me, he is punctual and sometimes even witty. You, however, are just trying too hard to practice a skill you have no grasp of.
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Aw, c’mon. It was a little funny. Hey, at least I try. Excalibre is clearly just phoning it in at this point.

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[QUOTE=duffer]
<snip>You, however, are just trying too hard to practice a skill you have no grasp of.
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I would prefer “just trying too hard to practice a skill of which you have no grasp.” Nothing like a grammatically-correct zinger.

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[QUOTE=Ludovic]
They didn’t have the heart to leave, and the fire department couldn’t come up with a trick that would make them want to go.
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Heh, 150 gallons per minute at 80 PSI or so at the nozzle…Card game over.

Just laying down a little wet line to keep the fire from spreading across the carpet in this room…yeah, thats it.