Dear King Friday:
While I don’t agree we should be sticking our noses in the air because we’re “too good” to shop at Wal*Mart, I’m in a right foul mood over the article I just read in The Washington Post. If you consider yourself an informed consumer, even if you’ve somehow managed to discount everything else you’ve read or heard about this monster, you might just want to have a look for yourself.
I’m not going to lie to you, my family used to shop there. I’m sure you’ve got your reasons. But what the hell can you possibly buy in Wal*Mart that’s simply not available elsewhere?
Really, I suspect it’s not that they’ve somehow managed to build a better mousetrap. It’s that you can reconcile what WalMart is all about, just so that you can save $0.23 on your Arrid XXtra Dry, or buy a pony-keg of dill pickles for four bucks. In my book, saving two simoleans at WalMart on a Family Pak of ass-paper simply ain’t worth what it does to my soul. But that’s just me.
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If you can live with the crap that makes Wal*Mart such a success, more power to you. You’re just one man. What could you possibly do about the plight of some Chinese people? Besides, from what I’ve read, boycotts are probably not your bag.
Look, I’m an optimist, but I won’t presume to tell you how to spend your money, and since you’ve admitted you dig “the Mart” so much, I’m fairly sure you’re going to keep right on shopping there. May I suggest a more lofty end to all the piles of cash it’s put back in your pocket? Over one month, count up what you’ve saved by shopping at Wal*Mart, and consider what you can buy for yourself. Now think about what that money might mean to a local work-study program.
Granted, a donation to The Learning Annex might make you lose your favorite cashier, but hey, we are talking about thrift. And that’s a pretty small goddamned price to pay.
Yours truly,
B
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