# "Walkin' in an orgy wondeland!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698 "2011-11-03T00:58:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/1 "2011-11-03T00:58:03Z")
So I’m listening to the TV while I work, not looking, and I hear [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcYWGwQu2WI) and… _ **“WTF??!!”** _ ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/2 "2011-11-03T01:17:29Z")
When you start seeing things, seek help. Actually that does sound like “orgy”. Btw what would you be expecting from a Samsung Orgy Wonderland? ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/3 "2011-11-03T01:31:44Z")
That’s not even subliminal. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/4 "2011-11-03T01:36:27Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > Btw what would you be expecting from a Samsung Orgy Wonderland? I have no idea. I didn’t even realize it was a Samsung commercial, I had my head down working on some paperwork and all of a sudden I was like “wait, WHAT?!” ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/5 "2011-11-03T01:38:20Z")
I let my wife listen to this. I told her “dont watch the screen, and I’m not telling you what the advert is for”. She heard ‘orgy wonderland’, too. Too bad it didn’t give her any ideas. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/6 "2011-11-03T01:52:47Z")
Surely the fact that the players had pink hair and were dressed in elf costumes contributes to this misconception… ---
**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/7 "2011-11-03T04:57:21Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > _ **“WTF??!!”** _ “WTF??!!” ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/8 "2011-11-03T05:04:44Z")
I didn’t realize there was anything else in that commercial other than a stunningly beautiful woman. Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/9 "2011-11-03T11:40:22Z")
I heard “orgy wonderland” too and thought about starting this exact thread! I wasn’t actually watching the TV, it was just on in the background. Yeah, not even subliminal.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/10 "2011-11-03T12:27:48Z")
The very first thing I heard: “Orgy speeds: yeah, they’re blistering!” Dear god, I sure hope not… ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/11 "2011-11-03T12:58:13Z")
So many pink bits!! I heard it as “Gawkin’ in an orgy wonderland…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/12 "2011-11-04T00:05:26Z")
Meh. Sounded like “Forgy” to me. Cute girl; scary-ass elves. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/13 "2011-11-04T00:11:47Z")
Ass elves are the worst sort of elves. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/14 "2011-11-04T00:19:50Z")
Yeah, so I clicked on the link, and I also heard “orgy wonderland.” Then, I clicked on the spam video clip link right under the first post. That bastard is downright creepy. (It was the one about being possessed.) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/15 "2011-11-04T00:37:21Z")
Just saw the ad and yep, Orgy Wonderland. With Not Anne Hathaway and elves. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Jaledin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jaledin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaledin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/16 "2011-11-04T03:12:00Z")
Little Miss Thang has some amazing calves – she must be a runner or something. Thanks so little for reminding me it’s the season to play all that Christmas music. Oh well, now I can think about Vince Guaraldi _and_ Miss Thang with her amazing legs (not together, eww). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/17 "2011-11-04T03:49:54Z")
Yes, I’d much rather she had them apart. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/18 "2011-11-04T04:06:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Yes, I’d much rather she had them apart. I see what you wanted to do there. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/19 "2011-11-04T12:41:19Z")
“Are you listening?” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698/20 "2011-11-04T12:49:30Z")
Yep, happened to catch the advert for the first time last night and was sure I heard “orgy wonderland” as well. Then Phone Girl with the requisite poofy dress showed up and I was all like, “this is not concidental”. OTOH, how the heck would one have an orgy with a smartphone anyhow? Er, that’s a rhetorical question: no detailed explanations needed, thanks. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walkin-in-an-orgy-wondeland/601698.md?page=2)