# ". . . walks into a bar."
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 22, 2013, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170 "2013-07-22T06:43:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/41 "2013-07-25T13:29:14Z")
Some quantum yuks…
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.” The Helium doesn’t react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve neutrinos in here.” The neutrino says “I was just passing through.”
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says “Higgs-bosons aren’t allowed in here.” The higgs-boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?”
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/42 "2013-07-25T13:44:07Z")
The bartender says “we don’t serve tachyons in here”. A tachyon walks into a bar.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/43 "2013-07-26T01:06:24Z")
This lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/44 "2013-07-26T01:30:11Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> To analyze a joke is to kill it.
Yes, I mistyped. Meant to say “ruining.”
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### Author:  [@Alex\_from\_CB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_from_CB)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/45 "2013-07-27T19:55:43Z")
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says “Those horse-face jokes are mean and insensitive. What’ll you have?”
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/46 "2013-07-27T20:06:23Z")
> [@Alex\_from\_CB](#):
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> Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says “Those horse-face jokes are mean and insensitive. What’ll you have?”
“I’ll have a brandy and ginger ale with a twist, thanks”
Also known as a [Horse’s Neck](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse%27s_Neck).
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2013, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/47 "2013-07-27T23:26:43Z")
Here’s a variation on it.
“So, a baby seal walks into a club…”
:smack:
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### Author:  [@mike\_ahndembroak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike_ahndembroak)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walks-into-a-bar/664170/48 "2013-07-28T12:45:56Z")
Og walk into bar. While drinking rock alcohol Og get idea for wheel. One month later Og first drunk driving fatality
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