# Walloon, you pompous-assed prescriptivist grammar Nazi

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 25, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135 "2003-04-25T15:55:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/81 "2003-04-28T16:43:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \*  
> \*\*Well, I don’t agree with the judgement that correcting another’s grammar is automatically rude (in the cases where the correcting person is at least trying to be polite), but I can definitely see where you (and others, obviously) might feel that way.  
> , **Walloon** wasn’t rude in his corrections (from the posts I read), and…
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> \*\*

Here is my point, and I think others are also making that point. If you come here to the SDMB, and submit your help, opinions & viewpoints- and occ make some grammar note also- that is one thing. But if your entire life in leaping into threads & hijacking them to make your panty-shields all wet & sticky because you corrected some poor dude who was trying to make a _real_ point- then **THAT** is rude. Very rude.

So yeah- if someone makes an error- and it isn’t some stupid typo- then OK, once in a while it is OK to gently correct them- as long as you are otherwise making a contribution to this . Otherwise, please set your cellphone on “vibrate”, place it in the right spot, and hit redial over & over. It’ll be better for you, and less annoying for us, OK?:wally

But Walloon- I don’t hate you or want you to leave. Just cut back on the act, and contribute more, OK?🆒

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**Author:** ![birdgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@birdgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/birdgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/82 "2003-04-28T22:09:36Z")

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## \*\*Posted by gobear:

Originally posted by birdgirl  
HEY WALLOON,

Look at your posts. . . A salutation should be set off with a comma in informal correspondence or with a colon for business letters. The typeface in the first sentence is lower-case, but the rest of the letter is in all caps; which is preferred? Only three periods separated by thin spaces are allowed in an ellipsis.

YOU CAN"T SPELL WORTH SHIT, ASSHOLE! “Asshole” should be closed up and set off with a comma.

YOU WANNA GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH A REAL LIVE COPY EDITOR? I’d query the usage here. “Wanna” is not standard English. I also deleted the superfluous punctuation marks.

BRING IT ON! I inserted a line space here to maintain format consistency.

YOU SUCK DICK!

SINCERELY,  
A closing should be set off with a comma.

## your momma Shouldn’t “your momma” be in all caps to maintain consistency?

Signed,

A real copy editor

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Touché, gobear! Thanks for putting me in my place.

FYI:

1. That post was written after getting home from the N.Va. AAA Doper gathering (alcohol and appetizers appreciation) so I was a little intoxicated at the time I wrote that, which surely explains the errors you point out 😉

2. I’m not a copy editor anymore (thank god–shitty job!) and haven’t been for 6 months now. I guess my mind is trying to get rid of all the bad memories and my copy editing skills went with them…

3. My writing style is much more relaxed here on the board.

But what I am REALLY trying to say is none of what I just said really matters, because what I was really trying to say in that drunken post is that Walloon should pay more attention to his/her own spelling.

In a recent post he/she mention being “desparate.”

It’s desperate, Walloon.

(At least my spelling ability is partially intact!)

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**Author:** ![birdgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@birdgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/birdgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/83 "2003-04-28T22:10:15Z")

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## \*\*Posted by gobear:

Originally posted by birdgirl  
HEY WALLOON,

Look at your posts. . . A salutation should be set off with a comma in informal correspondence or with a colon for business letters. The typeface in the first sentence is lower-case, but the rest of the letter is in all caps; which is preferred? Only three periods separated by thin spaces are allowed in an ellipsis.

YOU CAN"T SPELL WORTH SHIT, ASSHOLE! “Asshole” should be closed up and set off with a comma.

YOU WANNA GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH A REAL LIVE COPY EDITOR? I’d query the usage here. “Wanna” is not standard English. I also deleted the superfluous punctuation marks.

BRING IT ON! I inserted a line space here to maintain format consistency.

YOU SUCK DICK!

SINCERELY,  
A closing should be set off with a comma.

## your momma Shouldn’t “your momma” be in all caps to maintain consistency?

Signed,

A real copy editor

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Touché, gobear! Thanks for putting me in my place.

FYI:

1. That post was written after getting home from the N.Va. AAA Doper gathering (alcohol and appetizers appreciation) so I was a little intoxicated at the time I wrote that, which surely explains the errors you point out 😉

2. I’m not a copy editor anymore (thank god–shitty job!) and haven’t been for 6 months now. I guess my mind is trying to get rid of all the bad memories and my copy editing skills went with them…

3. My writing style is much more relaxed here on the board.

But what I am REALLY trying to say is none of what I just said really matters, because what I was really trying to say in that drunken post is that Walloon should pay more attention to his/her own spelling.

In a recent post he/she mentioned being “desparate.”

It’s desperate, Walloon.

(At least my spelling ability is partially intact!)

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/84 "2003-04-29T01:34:35Z")

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**Walloon** , if you’re having troubles in your life, I’m genuinely sorry, and I don’t mean to kick you when you’re down. I betcha if you come in here and say, “Sorry, guys – I’ll knock it off with the grammar corrections,” you’ll get lots of lovin.

Right, folks?  
Daniel

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/85 "2003-04-30T16:12:20Z")

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Right, Danel. Or- at least post more other stuff, and far less corrections.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/86 "2003-04-30T16:19:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DrDeth \*  
> \*\*and far less corrections. \*\*

Must – resist –

Daniel

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**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/87 "2003-04-30T17:08:29Z")

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There are few things more annoying than living grammar/spelling checkers.

“Whatever point you are trying to make doesn’t matter to me, because I get a thrill out of correcting some trivial error in the way that you attempt to present your ideas! NYAH NYAH!”

Great, thanks Dad. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![emulsified](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emulsified/32/2915_2.png) [@emulsified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emulsified)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/88 "2003-04-30T19:53:41Z")

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> Originally posted by birdgirl  
> HEY WALLOON,

The “HEY” needs a comma at the end. Direct address, dontcha know.

I agree that pointing out grammar errors in random posts from non-grammar threads is bad form. But in grammar-related threads, nothing is more fun!

Even if one is wrong, it’s fun to mix it up. It’s an English major’s nerdy version of ultimate fighting.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/walloon-you-pompous-assed-prescriptivist-grammar-nazi/171135/89 "2003-04-30T20:03:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lezlers \*  
> \*\*And here I was giving **Walloon** the benefit of the doubt about not responding, thinking maybe she had other things to do than cruise the board over the weekend.
> 
> Apparently I was wrong.
> 
> **Walloon** , you pansy ass. If you’re sticking by your position, at least have the guts to come in here an express that position. Don’t hide behind personal emails while pretending that you’ve never even seen this thread. That’s just pathetic.
> 
> _Man_ I can’t stand people who endulge in behavior that get’s them pitted, or in a heated debate, then run away like freakin’ scardy cats… :mad: \*\*

[Evander Holyfield] Charley Steiner, come out and get your whuppin’! [/Evander Holyfield]

Damn, I watch too much ESPN!

😃

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