# Wally's Little Adventure **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814 "2000-03-17T02:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/21 "2000-03-17T07:31:00Z")
I’m dying to hear about these “Angels of Mercy”… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/22 "2000-03-17T08:10:00Z")
I vote for the column title; ‘Getting to the Heart of It’ no? How 'bout, ‘Cardio Comuniques’ or maybe just ‘Hiliarity Helps the Heart!’ with Wally’s by line along with a pumping heart picture in full, glorious technicolor 😃 * * * “Honestly now, Chaplain, you wouldn’t want your sister to marry an enlisted man, would you?” “My sister IS an enlisted man, sir” the chaplain replied. ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/23 "2000-03-17T11:33:00Z")
Welcome back, Wally!! * * * “There are more things you don’t know than there are things that I do know. I despair of the imbalance.” – Dr. Morgenes, _The Dragonbone Chair_ ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/24 "2000-03-17T12:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > When will you be fit enough to throw out the first putz? Too late, drollman; you missed it. Check [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006122.html) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006134.html). You can’t keep a man like Wally down for long. Glad to have you back, Wally! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/25 "2000-03-17T13:57:00Z")
Congrats and welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/26 "2000-03-17T14:06:00Z")
Proof that good literary characters are usually the ones walking around outside your window. Rest well, Wally, we need you around to throw out as many putzes as possible! * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814/27 "2000-03-17T14:24:00Z")
_The Putzmeister’s back, The Putzmeister’s back in town…_ * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wallys-little-adventure/14814.md?page=1)